Comments on: Patpong, Bangkok and a Woman Who Opens Bottles with her Vagina http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:43:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6625 JJ Wed, 17 May 2006 14:05:35 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6625 JuicyA: I was 99% impressed and 1% terrified. JuicyA:
I was 99% impressed and 1% terrified.

]]> By: shirley http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6614 shirley Wed, 17 May 2006 02:48:01 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6614 JJ - niiiice! (and still ouch) JJ - niiiice! (and still ouch)

]]> By: juicya http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6580 juicya Mon, 15 May 2006 17:56:57 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6580 I think im with all the girls on here when i say " owwwwwwww!" Still though, Im still sorta half impressed/half jealous. I think im with all the girls on here when i say ” owwwwwwww!” Still though, Im still sorta half impressed/half jealous.

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6572 JJ Mon, 15 May 2006 11:59:40 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6572 Marc: I thought that movie was about dudes who dress up like ladies. Did the dudes open bottles with their bungholes? Jimbo and Mojotek: I love the bartending idea. If we could figure out a way to make that happen without breaking any laws, we'd make a fortune. Itchy: I don't know. It almost seems like fruit is the least of a vagina's worries. Think of all the other things that some women put in there. Dick, latex, spermicide, douche (vinegar), tongues, tampons, lube... Fruit gives the cooch a well earned rest. Randi: I was too - for about half an hour after we left. Then I took a shit and felt better. <a href="http://www.thechurning.com/2005/12/07/yes-i-got-a-massage-from-a-dude-in-a-thai-bathroom/" rel="nofollow">Seriously</a>. Lyndon: "Can you help me out for a sec?" "What is it? You need help with the tent again?" "Ummmm... No... Ummm... I need to borrow your ladyparts." TC: They should fire the bouncers and just use the ladies as security. They could shoot potatoes at anyone who tries to sneak out without paying the tab. Sar: Guilty as charged. LC: God's sitting this one out. (This is a lame movie reference that no one will recognize. I'm such a dork.) Big Al: It would wither be painful... or totally amazing. Think of the muscle control she must have! Shirley: I think when she opened the bottle, she should've handed it to a customer and said, "You just got serrrrved!" Diane: Thanks - I was particularly proud of that one... :) Beverly: Maybe she just jammed a bottle opener up in there... Wait.. that would still hurt. Damn. Marc:
I thought that movie was about dudes who dress up like ladies. Did the dudes open bottles with their bungholes?

Jimbo and Mojotek:
I love the bartending idea. If we could figure out a way to make that happen without breaking any laws, we’d make a fortune.

Itchy:
I don’t know. It almost seems like fruit is the least of a vagina’s worries. Think of all the other things that some women put in there. Dick, latex, spermicide, douche (vinegar), tongues, tampons, lube… Fruit gives the cooch a well earned rest.

Randi:
I was too - for about half an hour after we left. Then I took a shit and felt better. Seriously.

Lyndon:
“Can you help me out for a sec?”
“What is it? You need help with the tent again?”
“Ummmm… No… Ummm… I need to borrow your ladyparts.”

TC:
They should fire the bouncers and just use the ladies as security. They could shoot potatoes at anyone who tries to sneak out without paying the tab.

Sar:
Guilty as charged.

LC:
God’s sitting this one out. (This is a lame movie reference that no one will recognize. I’m such a dork.)

Big Al:
It would wither be painful… or totally amazing. Think of the muscle control she must have!

Shirley:
I think when she opened the bottle, she should’ve handed it to a customer and said, “You just got serrrrved!”

Diane:
Thanks - I was particularly proud of that one… :)

Beverly:
Maybe she just jammed a bottle opener up in there… Wait.. that would still hurt. Damn.

]]> By: TC http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6570 TC Mon, 15 May 2006 10:46:37 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6570 Beverly - have you tried filing it...? Jus' sayin' Beverly - have you tried filing it…?

Jus’ sayin’

]]> By: Beverly http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6569 Beverly Sun, 14 May 2006 17:11:30 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6569 Oh. My. God. As the proud owner (?) of a vagina, I can tell you that the thought of opening a sharp-edged bottle with my tender woman bits sounds horrific. HORRIFIC. I mean if my vibrator has a slightly rough edge I notice. Fergawdsake. She must have CALLOUSES. Ahem. Oh. My. God. As the proud owner (?) of a vagina, I can tell you that the thought of opening a sharp-edged bottle with my tender woman bits sounds horrific. HORRIFIC. I mean if my vibrator has a slightly rough edge I notice. Fergawdsake. She must have CALLOUSES.

Ahem.

]]> By: Diane http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6567 Diane Sun, 14 May 2006 14:28:29 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6567 "It looked more like the kind of dancing a nervous boy would do as he stood next to the wall alone at his first school dance." Excellent! “It looked more like the kind of dancing a nervous boy would do as he stood next to the wall alone at his first school dance.”

Excellent!

]]> By: shirley http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6562 shirley Sun, 14 May 2006 14:08:24 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6562 Eeek! Wouldn't the bottle cap be... umm, sharp? Ouchies!! Eeek! Wouldn’t the bottle cap be… umm, sharp? Ouchies!!

]]> By: big al http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6561 big al Sat, 13 May 2006 17:58:18 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6561 she opened a bottle with her cunt?????? shit thats hard. tried it once with my teeth , 3 of them broke right off!! don't want to fuck that bith then. can you imagine, your dick in there!!! mama!!!!!!!! peace she opened a bottle with her cunt??????
shit thats hard. tried it once with my teeth , 3 of them broke right off!!

don’t want to fuck that bith then.
can you imagine, your dick in there!!! mama!!!!!!!!

peace

]]> By: LC http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6560 LC Sat, 13 May 2006 17:51:38 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/12/patpong-bangkok-and-a-woman-who-opens-bottles-with-her-vagina/#comment-6560 oh my God oh my God

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