Albino Porn Doesn’t Exist

Do you know any albinos who would be willing to take off their clothes for cash? I guarantee there’s a demand for that milky white goodness, and there’s zero supply. We could stand to make a real chunk of change.

Can you imagine what an albino looks like naked? Are the nips white? The cooch? The tongue? The pubes? I must know.

P.S. The Churning had it’s 100,000th visitor last week. I would have had a contest or something but I’m a lazy piece of shit.

55 Responses to “Albino Porn Doesn’t Exist”

  1. on 15 May 2006 TC

    Only albino I know are rabbits…

    …and they’re always busy! ;)

  2. on 15 May 2006 Jimbo

    Hmm… This is a great challenge. I couldn’t even find a nude photo of Connie Chiu. I’ll keep looking.

  3. on 15 May 2006 Ron

    OK now you’re going to have me lookin for it too.

  4. on 15 May 2006 Joe the Mason

    JJ…are you sure you didn’t post a pic, and we just can’t see it against the background???

  5. on 15 May 2006 rockyjay

    100,000 visitors in a week. WOW.

    Oh, that was cumulative — well, that’s still nice.

    What comes to your albino fetish, I’m not sure that many would like to see an albino naked; unless, she has a body like Sofia Vergara’s!

  6. on 15 May 2006 Marc

    In this world with every fetish film out there, there are NO albino porn scenes? That’s hard to imagine.
    You’re about as close as we get to albino porn, JJ. Just kidding!

  7. on 15 May 2006 JJ

    TC:
    But are they busier than non-albino rabbits?

    Jimbo:
    Excellent lead. I had never heard of her, so I had to Google the name. She’s the only albino model… Fascinating!

    Ron:
    Good luck. Please let me know what you find.

    Joe:
    Yeah, I posted a pic of Connie Chiu. Guess you can’t see it. :)

    RockyJay:
    She could be green for all I care if she’s got a body like Sofia Vergara.

    Marc:
    I am pretty close! In high school I used to tell people that I was albino, but I died my hair to make it seem blond instead of white and I wore blue contact lenses to hide the gray.

  8. on 15 May 2006 mulk

    teh stickers arrived in record time and consequently adorn my trash can hamper.

    thank you

  9. on 15 May 2006 mojotek

    Hmmm… Quite interesting business idea you got there. Considering that there’s a a demand for about every porn niche you can imagine, I’m sure enough people would sign up for that shit to make it profitable.

    Sign me up!

  10. on 15 May 2006 Sar

    Great now there’s a thought I didn’t need to have. Will I never learn! :P

  11. on 15 May 2006 Eddie

    Did you get the albino idea from The Da Vinci Code?

  12. on 16 May 2006 Diane

    I found one that said 4 black males and one very light female- very light doesn’t mean albino so I didn’t bother downloading. LMAO

  13. on 16 May 2006 Flash

    I’m an ocular albino.. it affects my hair and my eyes but not my skin. I can probably find a couple full albinos for you if I get a finder’s fee.

  14. on 16 May 2006 JJ

    Mulk:
    At least they’re not in the trash can.

    Mojotek:
    I’ll consider you a business partner if you can manage to find some pics.

    Sar:
    And a beautiful thought it is! Milky white perfection.

    Eddie:
    Totally! I want some nude albino monk action.

    Diane:
    That sounds like a winner to me!

    Flash:
    I’m starting to get a tingly feeling in my special place. ;)

  15. on 16 May 2006 dvdguy

    All you need is that one albino pioneer to breakthrough, and then there’ll be (finally!) Albino porn in every decent smut shop across the land.

    There was, of course, Edward Penishands… but he was merely painted up.

  16. on 16 May 2006 mulk

    in the trashcan? how dare you sir! how dare thee!

  17. on 17 May 2006 JJ

    DVDGuy:
    Yes! That’s what I’m talking about. We need to find that pioneer and make some cash!

  18. on 17 May 2006 JJ

    Mulk:
    I should’ve known better.

  19. on 18 Jul 2006 Raven

    I think I found Albino Porn (sort of). The woman is topless only, but it’s one hell of a makeup job if she’s not albino (really pale nipples and white skin). She looks to have violet eyes, too. Another case for albinism. Still looking for a full nude, though. It’s on a latex fetish site called rubberdollies.com, if you want to see it. Was thinking about pestering the webmaster about anything else she’s done. But I’m feeling lazy.

  20. on 27 Jun 2007 Vash the Stampede

    So it looks like all you people out there are looking for albino porn but no luck. Its all good why? Becaues i am the worlds greatest albino! YES THATS RIGHT I’m a albino and if your looking for porn i may be welling to help but for a small fine of coures. Ladys if Albino porn is what your looking for then you came to the right place!

  21. on 29 Jun 2007 do de do de do

    i have a hot albino friend actually(i think shes hott hell shes got a 6 pack an runs track )all ask her

  22. on 12 Jul 2007 j the bass player

    Ok, so it’s 3am and i’m googling weird shit like albino porn and where do i find myself, but of course “the churning”. How did this not come up at dinner the other night. I think i may have figured out the reason for a lack of albino porn. It must be the lighting. Ever been on set? Those fuckers are hot! Our poor stars would be spontaneously combusting in minutes, leading to what would surely be the worlds first albino snuff film.

  23. on 01 Sep 2007 Just Me

    — Can you imagine what an albino looks like naked?

    I hope so, I married one.

    — Are the nips white? The cooch? The tongue? The pubes? I must know.

    Goodness, inquiring minds?

    Albinism is characterized as a lack of melanin in the skin. So darker areas usually lack the characteristic brown you might see. This means the skin ranges (in caucasians) from pale peach to a rosey pink. I’ll let your imagination tell you which parts are rosey and which ones are not. Suffice to say it’s not all that different from a pale caucasian redhead.

    Hair is another story. All hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, pubes - it’s all white or light yellowish white for caucasians.

    In black albinos (yeah, I know. How can one be black when you are pale white?) the skin is usually a very light brown with some pink tints to it. Depends on how dark the parents are. The hair is often a very golden light brown.

    The eyes of humans with albinism always range from a sky blue to a deep violet. Albino animal’s eyes are pink, often creating a misunderstanding that people are the same, but in humans this is extremely rare.

    Google Albinism and you’ll find plenty of pictures to reference. No porn though. I asked my wife if we could make lots of money and she said no.

    She hesitated though… =)

  24. on 17 Sep 2007 Found it!

    http://girls.jj.am/gallery/d/11116-2/AlbinoPorn.jpg

    I challenged in a chat room and someone had the link. He wants to know what he’s won.

  25. on 21 Sep 2007 jazzminelez

    Wow thats the same one I posted on 4chan just yesterday! What a small internet. *sigh* looking for one I had not yet seen tho, and right now thats the only one…

  26. on 21 Sep 2007 JJ

    Raven:
    Nice site. Too bad you gotta pay.

    Vash the Stampede:
    I’ll send all the curious ladies in your direction.

    do de do de do:
    Sounds like a winner. I will gladly pay her 5 dollars.

    j the bass player:
    Now that’s a serious coincidence. We are perverts and we happen to be in a band together.

    Just Me:
    This is very helpful information. My fantasies will be much more accurate.

    Found it!:
    Excellent find. The reward? Bragging rights.

    jazzminelez:
    Let me know if you find anything. I’m genuinely curious.

  27. on 14 Oct 2007 Azmat Chaudhry

    I was in a porn with an albino guy named dave. His genitalia was funky. I played “Nurse Yasmeen” and had a shower scene with him. It was kinda strange because he kept calling me “Mommie” I wonder if he was coddled at an early age? Anyhow, it was very bent and looked like a bratworst.

  28. on 24 Oct 2007 juhot

    it is in the video section, the girl is a red head with a really tight one.

  29. on 24 Oct 2007 juhot

    www.rude.com “albino pussy”

  30. on 13 Nov 2007 Phyntex3

    I’m a 20yr old albino female. Give me an offer I can’t refuse.

  31. on 14 Nov 2007 Vash the Stampede

    You guys are still on the hunt for albino porn….well if you find a hot albino girl just point her to the me or if looking for a hot male albino then look no more the best is here…

  32. on 19 Nov 2007 Azmat Chaudhry

    I had sex with an Albino guy for a year and his anus looked like a dried apricot. It really was odd, and his scrotum was bright red like it had been sunburned. He had big issues and was so cheap he couldn’t pay attention. And his penis…………oh god……lets just say that it was “veiny” ewwwwwww.

  33. on 20 Nov 2007 Vash the Stampede

    No love for the white guy? Now that’s sad. Guess you ladys didn’t find the right man for the job and i don’t mean in the bedroom. Hope there is a good lady out there for all the good albinos in the world. If not then let God give them your rewards in heaven then! As for me i’m just a wonderer looking for just one more answer to my last question in life!

  34. on 23 Nov 2007 mandi

    rude.com

  35. on 23 Nov 2007 JJ

    Well done, Mandi.

  36. on 28 Nov 2007 Yrael

    I would really… REALLY like to tap that woman in the video. Sweet Jesus that ass looks like some fire.

    And I don’t mean that in the sense she’s a red head. It’s commonly used in my reason as an adjective, and it means “good”, only better when used in this context.

  37. on 28 Nov 2007 mark

    in search of similar goals this is the first page i found on my search for albino porn so i found it only too fitting to share my findings with your good perverted selves :)
    here we have a nice albino lass gobbling knob. unfortunately thats as far as she goes here, she gets as naked as topless with her red panties on which is nice, would want more but this is the first video that aint just screen grabs ive found so i aint gonna complain :)
    preview pics and rapidshare download files :

    http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=95994_ice15x_123_623lo.JPG

    http://rapidshare.com/files/2283455/Ice.part1.rar
    http://rapidshare.com/files/2287512/Ice.part2.rar

  38. […] For the record: it does exist though I have no idea exactly where. That is, on a bulletin board discussing this very subject, someone posted links [NSFW] to photos [NSFW] of what appears to be the same young (albino) woman doing various interesting acts. And yes . . . she appears to actually be albino, versus really pale. (Admit it, you feel compelled to see these links [NSFW]). […]

  39. on 16 Feb 2008 Ceresius

    Those rapidshare links do not work anymore. Can somebody reupload them, please? :-)

  40. on 02 Mar 2008 phill

    i am currently dating an albino, and down below, it is all the same (color) except paler skin, and white pubes

  41. on 06 Mar 2008 Melonie

    I’m an albino girl, here to save the day by answering your questions, I can’t garuntee it’s the same for all of us, but…

    nipples and pussy are a veeery light shade of pink, my hair is white, head, eyebrows, eyelashes, pubes, all of it.
    I have red eyes to, so I guess that makes me rare.

  42. on 06 Mar 2008 JJ

    Thank you!

    I’d love to see pictures.

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  44. on 16 Mar 2008 Nunya Binniss

    Just to clear some stuff up:
    1) The genuinely albinistic porn starlet featured in some screencaps above is “Ice” (not to be confused with a Black porn star who also uses this name), and so far is known to have done 3 movies: Eye Contact 35, Handjobs Across America 12, and Homegrown Video 663, Scene 4. There is is one floating around called “Ice and Lincoln”, but it is probably just the Homegrown Video 663 footage. All three can be found pretty easily via BitTorrent sites like Cheggit.
    2) The very pale girl with the pack of black dudes is just a semi-famous Internet porn starlet who goes by Bisexual Britni, with her hair bleached. She’s pretty recognizable.
    3) The older woman with the huge fake tits, from RubberDollies, isn’t albinistic either, just pale with a bleach job (or might have one of the less strongly affecting kinds of albinism such as OCA-2, but such people are generally not distinguishable from pale blondes with light eyes anyway other than through genetic testing). The full-blown albino (OCA-1b) eyes do not look anything like hers at all. See http://www.vqronline.org/articles/2007/fall/daneri-aicuna-albino/ for a real example (non-smutty).
    4) What color albinistic people of darker-than-Anglo ethnicities come out is entirely dependent on what kind of albinism they have. For example, in the photo linked to above, the little girl is actually Hispanic (and probably more Native American than Spanish, given the population of the area she is from), but is paler in all respects than any non-albinistic Anglos. In Africa a less serious form of albinism is common, resulting in a lot of yellow-haired African albinos, but they have totally white ones too. I’ve also seen pics of Hispanics with minor forms of albinism, and they were not really distinguishable from blonde Anglos (see “Misc. Albino Chix 4″ and “Misc. Albino Chix 5″ photo albums in the below-mentioned yahoogroup for two examples). Some forms of albinism actually still permit the (often spotty) development of some pigmentation, as can be seen in photos of Stanley Kaoni, a New Guinea (I think) political figure.
    5) There are at least two photos (from same shoot) of Connie Chiu in a see-through top. Not quite nude, but close enough for me! Yum. I have yet to find high-rez versions of either pic, but one of them is at her main modeling page, already linked to above.
    6) I can confirm what has been said above about white bush, pale pink nipples, etc., since I’ve gotten busy with two full-albino chicks. Of course for less than full-blown OCA-1B this would vary.
    7) For some nice pics, join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlbinoBabes

  45. on 17 Mar 2008 Nunya Binniss

    Self-correction: I misremembered what “brand” of albinism is which. OCA-1a is the super-pale kind, with no pigment. The variant where some pigment can grow later over time (often in response to sun exposure) is OCA-1b, and the kind where darker ethnicities retain some pigment from birth (e.g. yellow hair and grey-green eyes among Africans and Hispanics and Indics), but do not get any more later, is OCA-2. (Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albinism )

  46. on 17 Mar 2008 Nunya Binniss

    PS: The photo albums at the YahooGroup mentioned above have been rearranged, so the `see the “Misc. Albino Chix 4″ and “Misc. Albino Chix 5″` instruction above no longer implies; the pics referred to are now in a “Partial albinism″gallery.

  47. on 17 Mar 2008 Nunya Binniss

    WHAT’S REALLY MISSING:

    Even a single nude shot of an albinistic woman with bush. I have been looking for one for YEARS. I’ve seen the wonder of it first hand, but no one seems to be bothering to take any pictures. For the ”Ice” porn starlet fans, I can confirm for you that she DOES go ”all the way” (finally) in the footage that has been BitTorrented as “Ice and Lincoln”, and which may or may not be the ”Homegrown Video 663” footage. Full nude and fuckin’. BUT NO BUSH. Totally shaved. Damn. The ”Eye Contact 35” footage is the one with her sucking cock while topless, while the ”Handjobs Across America 12” footage is worthless unless you like looking at cock more than girls, since it really is nothing but her giving a hand-job; I don’t think she even takes her top off in that one, and certainly does nothing more ”interactive” than the hand-job.

  48. on 01 Apr 2008 big daddy

    awe peeps i live south africa i am a male albino and would love to be in a porn movie for the right price

  49. on 04 Apr 2008 Drakel

    I totally want to see albino porn.

  50. on 04 Apr 2008 big daddy

    so like any body know i can get into porn i wanna be a porn star

  51. on 13 Apr 2008 Heather

    I am an albino and have wanted to get into porn forever. I love the idea of getting naked and performing sex acts on camera. If you know where i can get a job doing it let me know.

  52. on 17 Apr 2008 Steve

    I would, I am albino. I would gladly be in a porn to be the first. I have looked and looked for albino porn but it does not exist.

  53. on 24 Apr 2008 paero

    May I ask you please to link this torrent with ‘Ice and Lincoln’ clip - I can’t find it at Cheggit…

  54. on 25 Apr 2008 Nunya Binniss

    Heather,

    Get some sample pics to me (they don’t need to be pornographic), and if you look good enough that I think he’d go for it, I can put you in direct contact with a well-known pro in the industry (who is also quite used to doing edgy stuff - he’s probably your best bet in fact); he’s been a long-term member of one of my other YahooGroups. Stop by the AlbinoBabes group (click the link on my username here) and you can message me directly at the moderator e-mail address provided there.

  55. on 28 Apr 2008 finally

    the quest is over

    http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=hidden_albino&cv=0&idx=1&v=98WJjoVISKc&cl=9qF9grIcWsz&from=&ver=2

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