Mary Jane and Other Marijuana Euphemisms
May 16th, 2006 by JJ
Time for another list! Add your suggestions in the comments.
I’ll keep this going as long as you keep playing along.
- Pizza
- Mary Jane
- Buddha
- Ganj
- Chronic
May 16th, 2006 by JJ
Time for another list! Add your suggestions in the comments.
I’ll keep this going as long as you keep playing along.
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Hey Jay Leno said tonite on his show that a study showed that Marijuana causes depression……especially when you run out!LOL
Kill
sticky icky
pot
weed
grass
green
hooba
carla
okay, i made that last one up.
Well might as well cover some obvious ones
- wacky tobacky
- fatty boombalaty
- weed
- grass
- garden gnome (don’t ask)
- reefer
- green
- Dank
- Sticky icky
- The Leprechaun’s hairy beaver (ok I might have made this one up)
Sorry sarah I doubled a few of yours. We must have posted damn near the same time.
My friends and I used to tell our parents we were going “bowling.”
Well, kinda sorta.
And nobody said “herb” yet.
I don’t know what you call it, but I call it “delicious”.
Fishing. It was always fishing more me.
doobage. oregano.
Tetrahydrocannabinol
Hmm it’s been awhile, er, not that I’d know personally..
Cheeba Cheeba
Sweet Leaf
Shit
No seriously, that was some good shit.
We called it parsley in high school. Oh so sneaky! Ha.
More mainstream?
Tea.
skunk
blunt
dope
killer
knockout
420 time
just visit my god dam fucking site ok.
then we are all happy.
remember i am weedy.
waassuuuppppppp
peace
Oh Al, I wish to god you could hook JJ and I up.
where are you guy’s from?
uk?
usa?
russia?
china?
Hey Big Alabama,
We’re in the US. Though we wish we could move to Amsterdam!
One of us is in Virginia and the other’s in Philadelphia.
keeping in real
skunk tail
tea
fetid finger
inhibition reducer
yellow fever
Wowe Maui
Yukon Gold
Spliff
Jesus
Mary
Joseph
Heinlen
Donnie
bud
greenery
Doobie
toot
hit
puff
I used “baseball” as a euphemism way back in my day. The product was known as the “baseballs” and the apparatus was known as the “bat.” A phone conversation with a buddy and I typically went like this:
Me: Hello?
Dude: I’m bored. Want to play some baseball?
Me: I don’t know, man. I hit all those homeruns last time and lost all my balls.
Dude: It’s cool. I just swung by the store and picked up some balls today.
Me: I got bats.
Dude: You bring the bat, I’ll bring the balls.
Me: Which bat do you want to use? I got the little tee-ball bat, the thick softball bat, the cheap homemade bat, the big fat bat that uses a gallon of water and a milk carton, etc. You need to specify.
Dude: You decide.
Me: No.
Dude: Fine. Bring the giant water bat.
Me: Ok.
Dude: Meet me at the baseball field.
Me: I am going to hit the shit out of every ball that comes my way. Homeruns out the ass, dude. *click*
A little longer than it really should have been, oh well.
Kev, that is the greatest conversation ever. I’m going to hit homeruns out the ass too.
I just think it’s funny because of the frequent use of the word “balls.”
Tee hee! Sounds like you & your friend wanted to hook up, too!
pasta
rotini
freshly baked bread
Damn, now I’m hungry. First time I got the munchies without umm… playing baseball.
Cat food…of course! Duh.
Thanks for all of your suggestions, you dirty hippie stoners.
I’ll compile the list and repost in a week or two. In the meantime, keep adding suggestions here.
Rock on!
JJ
i know jj
but its even better outside of amsterdam.
much cheaper outside of amsterdam.
there is a appartment empty next to us so get your ass over here .
and bring your smoking buddy’s too
peace
Then of course you have your different types (so I’ve heard):
Creeper
Red Hair
Mexican Dirt
Blue Hair
Hydro
Skunk
Hair Mexican Skunk Balls
I’d like to make a correction to ‘Sticky Icky’. Snoop Dogg would say:
Sticky-Icky-ICKY
That is all.
Hippie happies!
Since today’s word of the day seemed to have flopped I will let you use it if you want:
Barbecued Iguana
my friends and i call it “darren popovich”. not that i smoke it.
up with hope… down with dope.
greenage.
puff the magic lemon
gren
draw
bumble bee
THC