Mary Jane and Other Marijuana Euphemisms

16May/0638

Mary Jane and Other Marijuana Euphemisms

Time for another list! Add your suggestions in the comments.

I'll keep this going as long as you keep playing along.

Pizza
Mary Jane
Buddha
Ganj
Chronic

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JackEbrown
May 16th, 2006 - 04:07

Hey Jay Leno said tonite on his show that a study showed that Marijuana causes depression……especially when you run out!LOL
Diane
May 16th, 2006 - 07:57

Kill
sarah
May 16th, 2006 - 08:02

sticky icky
pot
weed
grass
green
hooba
carla

okay, i made that last one up.
Jimbo
May 16th, 2006 - 08:03

Well might as well cover some obvious ones

- wacky tobacky
- fatty boombalaty
- weed
- grass
- garden gnome (don’t ask)
- reefer
- green
- Dank
- Sticky icky
- The Leprechaun’s hairy beaver (ok I might have made this one up)
Jimbo
May 16th, 2006 - 08:04

Sorry sarah I doubled a few of yours. We must have posted damn near the same time.
cinders
May 16th, 2006 - 09:08

My friends and I used to tell our parents we were going “bowling.”

Well, kinda sorta.

And nobody said “herb” yet.
Ev
May 16th, 2006 - 09:15

I don’t know what you call it, but I call it “delicious”.
Cecil B.
May 16th, 2006 - 10:20

Fishing. It was always fishing more me.
Marc
May 16th, 2006 - 10:54

doobage. oregano.
Joe the Mason
May 16th, 2006 - 11:15

Tetrahydrocannabinol
Sar
May 16th, 2006 - 11:30

Hmm it’s been awhile, er, not that I’d know personally..

Cheeba Cheeba
Sweet Leaf
Shit

No seriously, that was some good shit.
C Ro
May 16th, 2006 - 11:33

We called it parsley in high school. Oh so sneaky! Ha.

More mainstream?

Tea.
big al
May 16th, 2006 - 12:32

skunk
blunt
dope
killer
knockout
420 time

just visit my god dam fucking site ok.

then we are all happy.

remember i am weedy.

waassuuuppppppp

peace
Ev
May 16th, 2006 - 12:37

Oh Al, I wish to god you could hook JJ and I up.
big al
May 16th, 2006 - 14:41

where are you guy’s from?
uk?
usa?
russia?
china?
JJ
May 16th, 2006 - 14:45

Hey Big Alabama,

We’re in the US. Though we wish we could move to Amsterdam!
Ev
May 16th, 2006 - 14:50

One of us is in Virginia and the other’s in Philadelphia.
mulk
May 16th, 2006 - 16:51

keeping in real
skunk tail
tea
fetid finger
inhibition reducer
yellow fever
Wowe Maui
Yukon Gold
Spliff
Jesus
Mary
Joseph
Heinlen
Donnie
Cecil B.
May 16th, 2006 - 17:19

bud
greenery
MacBros
May 16th, 2006 - 20:04

Doobie
toot
hit
puff
Kevin Kubusheskie
May 16th, 2006 - 20:36

I used “baseball” as a euphemism way back in my day. The product was known as the “baseballs” and the apparatus was known as the “bat.” A phone conversation with a buddy and I typically went like this:

Me: Hello?
Dude: I’m bored. Want to play some baseball?
Me: I don’t know, man. I hit all those homeruns last time and lost all my balls.
Dude: It’s cool. I just swung by the store and picked up some balls today.
Me: I got bats.
Dude: You bring the bat, I’ll bring the balls.
Me: Which bat do you want to use? I got the little tee-ball bat, the thick softball bat, the cheap homemade bat, the big fat bat that uses a gallon of water and a milk carton, etc. You need to specify.
Dude: You decide.
Me: No.
Dude: Fine. Bring the giant water bat.
Me: Ok.
Dude: Meet me at the baseball field.
Me: I am going to hit the shit out of every ball that comes my way. Homeruns out the ass, dude. *click*

A little longer than it really should have been, oh well.
Ev
May 16th, 2006 - 22:36

Kev, that is the greatest conversation ever. I’m going to hit homeruns out the ass too.
Kevin Kubusheskie
May 16th, 2006 - 22:38

I just think it’s funny because of the frequent use of the word “balls.”
shirley
May 16th, 2006 - 22:45

Tee hee! Sounds like you & your friend wanted to hook up, too!

pasta
rotini
freshly baked bread
shirley
May 16th, 2006 - 22:46

Damn, now I’m hungry. First time I got the munchies without umm… playing baseball.
J.Mo
May 16th, 2006 - 23:02

Cat food…of course! Duh.
JJ
May 17th, 2006 - 10:03

Thanks for all of your suggestions, you dirty hippie stoners.

I’ll compile the list and repost in a week or two. In the meantime, keep adding suggestions here.

Rock on!
JJ
big al
May 17th, 2006 - 11:05

i know jj
but its even better outside of amsterdam.
much cheaper outside of amsterdam.
there is a appartment empty next to us so get your ass over here .
and bring your smoking buddy’s too

peace
Jimbo
May 17th, 2006 - 13:54

Then of course you have your different types (so I’ve heard):

Creeper
Red Hair
Mexican Dirt
Blue Hair
Hydro
Skunk
Hair Mexican Skunk Balls
mojotek
May 17th, 2006 - 16:01

I’d like to make a correction to ‘Sticky Icky’. Snoop Dogg would say:
Sticky-Icky-ICKY

That is all.
shirley
May 17th, 2006 - 20:31

Hippie happies!
Jimbo
May 18th, 2006 - 13:53

Since today’s word of the day seemed to have flopped I will let you use it if you want:

Barbecued Iguana
jessica
May 20th, 2006 - 18:04

my friends and i call it “darren popovich”. not that i smoke it.

up with hope… down with dope.
Kevin Kubusheskie
May 25th, 2006 - 10:44

greenage.
callum
May 3rd, 2007 - 14:59

puff the magic lemon
gren
draw
bumble bee
THC
Slow Pitch
June 6th, 2009 - 11:12

I am sure there are many more names than the ones you listed. Spleef comes to mind. Old 70s

Slow Pitch´s last blog post..Combat Virus Plague Balanced Slow Pitch Bat Review
Chris
November 27th, 2009 - 15:43

This was very interesting to read. I think that drug abuse is very major issue in the world today. Many people are addicted to drugs or alcohol and not very many people are doing anything about it. This is why I think that the awareness of it must go up.
Chester
January 22nd, 2010 - 01:53

Pickles… As in “Can we make some pickle brownies? I bought a jar last week.”
Also, we call smoking “watching Hannah Montana.”