Time for another list! Add your suggestions in the comments.

I’ll keep this going as long as you keep playing along.

  1. Pizza
  2. Mary Jane
  3. Buddha
  4. Ganj
  5. Chronic

35 Responses to “Mary Jane and Other Marijuana Euphemisms”

  1. on 16 May 2006 JackEbrown

    Hey Jay Leno said tonite on his show that a study showed that Marijuana causes depression……especially when you run out!LOL

  2. on 16 May 2006 Diane

    Kill

  3. on 16 May 2006 sarah

    sticky icky
    pot
    weed
    grass
    green
    hooba
    carla

    okay, i made that last one up.

  4. on 16 May 2006 Jimbo

    Well might as well cover some obvious ones

    - wacky tobacky
    - fatty boombalaty
    - weed
    - grass
    - garden gnome (don’t ask)
    - reefer
    - green
    - Dank
    - Sticky icky
    - The Leprechaun’s hairy beaver (ok I might have made this one up)

  5. on 16 May 2006 Jimbo

    Sorry sarah I doubled a few of yours. We must have posted damn near the same time.

  6. on 16 May 2006 cinders

    My friends and I used to tell our parents we were going “bowling.”

    Well, kinda sorta.

    And nobody said “herb” yet.

  7. on 16 May 2006 Ev

    I don’t know what you call it, but I call it “delicious”.

  8. on 16 May 2006 Cecil B.

    Fishing. It was always fishing more me.

  9. on 16 May 2006 Marc

    doobage. oregano.

  10. on 16 May 2006 Joe the Mason

    Tetrahydrocannabinol

  11. on 16 May 2006 Sar

    Hmm it’s been awhile, er, not that I’d know personally..

    Cheeba Cheeba
    Sweet Leaf
    Shit

    No seriously, that was some good shit.

  12. on 16 May 2006 C Ro

    We called it parsley in high school. Oh so sneaky! Ha.

    More mainstream?

    Tea.

  13. on 16 May 2006 big al

    skunk
    blunt
    dope
    killer
    knockout
    420 time

    just visit my god dam fucking site ok.

    then we are all happy.

    remember i am weedy.

    waassuuuppppppp

    peace

  14. on 16 May 2006 Ev

    Oh Al, I wish to god you could hook JJ and I up.

  15. on 16 May 2006 big al

    where are you guy’s from?
    uk?
    usa?
    russia?
    china? :-)

  16. on 16 May 2006 JJ

    Hey Big Alabama,

    We’re in the US. Though we wish we could move to Amsterdam!

  17. on 16 May 2006 Ev

    One of us is in Virginia and the other’s in Philadelphia.

  18. on 16 May 2006 mulk

    keeping in real
    skunk tail
    tea
    fetid finger
    inhibition reducer
    yellow fever
    Wowe Maui
    Yukon Gold
    Spliff
    Jesus
    Mary
    Joseph
    Heinlen
    Donnie

  19. on 16 May 2006 Cecil B.

    bud
    greenery

  20. on 16 May 2006 MacBros

    Doobie
    toot
    hit
    puff

  21. on 16 May 2006 Kevin Kubusheskie

    I used “baseball” as a euphemism way back in my day. The product was known as the “baseballs” and the apparatus was known as the “bat.” A phone conversation with a buddy and I typically went like this:

    Me: Hello?
    Dude: I’m bored. Want to play some baseball?
    Me: I don’t know, man. I hit all those homeruns last time and lost all my balls.
    Dude: It’s cool. I just swung by the store and picked up some balls today.
    Me: I got bats.
    Dude: You bring the bat, I’ll bring the balls.
    Me: Which bat do you want to use? I got the little tee-ball bat, the thick softball bat, the cheap homemade bat, the big fat bat that uses a gallon of water and a milk carton, etc. You need to specify.
    Dude: You decide.
    Me: No.
    Dude: Fine. Bring the giant water bat.
    Me: Ok.
    Dude: Meet me at the baseball field.
    Me: I am going to hit the shit out of every ball that comes my way. Homeruns out the ass, dude. *click*

    A little longer than it really should have been, oh well.

  22. on 16 May 2006 Ev

    Kev, that is the greatest conversation ever. I’m going to hit homeruns out the ass too.

  23. on 16 May 2006 Kevin Kubusheskie

    I just think it’s funny because of the frequent use of the word “balls.”

  24. on 16 May 2006 shirley

    Tee hee! Sounds like you & your friend wanted to hook up, too!

    pasta
    rotini
    freshly baked bread

  25. on 16 May 2006 shirley

    Damn, now I’m hungry. First time I got the munchies without umm… playing baseball.

  26. on 16 May 2006 J.Mo

    Cat food…of course! Duh.

  27. on 17 May 2006 JJ

    Thanks for all of your suggestions, you dirty hippie stoners.

    I’ll compile the list and repost in a week or two. In the meantime, keep adding suggestions here.

    Rock on!
    JJ

  28. on 17 May 2006 big al

    i know jj
    but its even better outside of amsterdam.
    much cheaper outside of amsterdam.
    there is a appartment empty next to us so get your ass over here .
    and bring your smoking buddy’s too

    peace

  29. on 17 May 2006 Jimbo

    Then of course you have your different types (so I’ve heard):

    Creeper
    Red Hair
    Mexican Dirt
    Blue Hair
    Hydro
    Skunk
    Hair Mexican Skunk Balls

  30. on 17 May 2006 mojotek

    I’d like to make a correction to ‘Sticky Icky’. Snoop Dogg would say:
    Sticky-Icky-ICKY

    That is all.

  31. on 17 May 2006 shirley

    Hippie happies!

  32. on 18 May 2006 Jimbo

    Since today’s word of the day seemed to have flopped I will let you use it if you want:

    Barbecued Iguana

  33. on 20 May 2006 jessica

    my friends and i call it “darren popovich”. not that i smoke it.

    up with hope… down with dope.

  34. on 25 May 2006 Kevin Kubusheskie

    greenage.

  35. on 03 May 2007 callum

    puff the magic lemon
    gren
    draw
    bumble bee
    THC

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