Comments on: Smells Like Cheerios and Armpits http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:39:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-7059 JJ Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:00:38 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-7059 Jimbo: I'd try that, but it might make even more of a mess. Marc: No... but I've always thought that piss sort of has a hint of Honey Nut Cheerio scent to it. Joe: No way, dude. He's an attention whore just like me. He probably loved having that video of him online: http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/14/my-dog-wears-shoes/ Mulk: There's not much meat on him. Just enough for one meal. RockyJay: I know... my fault... Randi: Damn, that's sneaky! Mojotek: True. Cat piss is liquid evil. Trouble: I can see the classified ad now... "Futon for sale. Smells of urine. Good luck getting it out." Martha: Yeah. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Joe: That's just wrong. Shirley: I thought you did that because he was into golden showers... Soviet: Obviously that cat hates you. Cecil: That's pure defiance. "In your face!" Eddie: Luckily, no. It's totally unnoticable. Jimbo:
I’d try that, but it might make even more of a mess.

Marc:
No… but I’ve always thought that piss sort of has a hint of Honey Nut Cheerio scent to it.

Joe:
No way, dude. He’s an attention whore just like me. He probably loved having that video of him online:
http://www.thechurning.com/2006/02/14/my-dog-wears-shoes/

Mulk:
There’s not much meat on him. Just enough for one meal.

RockyJay:
I know… my fault…

Randi:
Damn, that’s sneaky!

Mojotek:
True. Cat piss is liquid evil.

Trouble:
I can see the classified ad now… “Futon for sale. Smells of urine. Good luck getting it out.”

Martha:
Yeah. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Joe:
That’s just wrong.

Shirley:
I thought you did that because he was into golden showers…

Soviet:
Obviously that cat hates you.

Cecil:
That’s pure defiance. “In your face!”

Eddie:
Luckily, no. It’s totally unnoticable.

]]> By: Eddie http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6649 Eddie Thu, 18 May 2006 03:03:55 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6649 Oh gross! Did it get into the mattress? Oh gross! Did it get into the mattress?

]]> By: Cecil B. http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6648 Cecil B. Thu, 18 May 2006 01:23:32 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6648 I have a maltease that more or less got thrown at me when I was in Korea. He hates baths, but loves to be clean, and as he runs around in the woods all the time he needs them often. I got done bathing him one day, and he starts running around doing his little dance, and then the bastard runs over to my sweatshirt on the ground and starts pissing on it while staring at me. I don't think he's ever pissed on my bed... I have a maltease that more or less got thrown at me when I was in Korea. He hates baths, but loves to be clean, and as he runs around in the woods all the time he needs them often.

I got done bathing him one day, and he starts running around doing his little dance, and then the bastard runs over to my sweatshirt on the ground and starts pissing on it while staring at me.

I don’t think he’s ever pissed on my bed…

]]> By: The Soviet http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6647 The Soviet Thu, 18 May 2006 00:59:08 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6647 I have a friend whose cat pees on my luggage and its contents every time i come to visit. i have to hide my luggage. the cat only does this to me. I have a friend whose cat pees on my luggage and its contents every time i come to visit. i have to hide my luggage. the cat only does this to me.

]]> By: shirley http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6645 shirley Thu, 18 May 2006 00:24:07 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6645 I can talk, and I still do that to J when I'm pissed. Heh. I can talk, and I still do that to J when I’m pissed. Heh.

]]> By: Joe the Mason http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6644 Joe the Mason Wed, 17 May 2006 23:25:38 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6644 See, JJ, if you only had a web cam on your pup, you'd've picked up on his little surprise. Without the webcam proof, you can't even be that when JD was done peeing if he sat down on the bed and dragged his butt all over your sheets too! "That'll fix you, dogs'-best-friend", says JD. See, JJ, if you only had a web cam on your pup, you’d've picked up on his little surprise. Without the webcam proof, you can’t even be that when JD was done peeing if he sat down on the bed and dragged his butt all over your sheets too! “That’ll fix you, dogs’-best-friend”, says JD.

]]> By: Martha http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6642 Martha Wed, 17 May 2006 22:31:17 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6642 I agree with everyone that cat piss is definitely worse. Dog piss is the perfume du jour at our house!! And, yeah. Take him out when he has to go. I agree with everyone that cat piss is definitely worse. Dog piss is the perfume du jour at our house!!

And, yeah. Take him out when he has to go.

]]> By: trouble http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6641 trouble Wed, 17 May 2006 20:12:02 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6641 "Separation" = when the ex husband finally moved out of the house (we did our separation inside the house, happy happy joy joy). She hated him, so I have no idea why she did that. “Separation” = when the ex husband finally moved out of the house (we did our separation inside the house, happy happy joy joy). She hated him, so I have no idea why she did that.

]]> By: trouble http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6640 trouble Wed, 17 May 2006 20:09:48 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6640 My cat wigged after the separation and for some reason, started pissing on the futon in our office. It took me a week to figure out where the smell was coming from, I had to finally creep around the room trying to sniff it out, and finally found it, deep in the futon's crevices. Gah-ross. I bet i used 13 bottles of bleach trying to get rid of that smell. And you couldn't pay me to sleep on it. I don't know what I'll do if I have guests someday. I need to sell the damn thing to some poor college student and buy something else. My cat wigged after the separation and for some reason, started pissing on the futon in our office. It took me a week to figure out where the smell was coming from, I had to finally creep around the room trying to sniff it out, and finally found it, deep in the futon’s crevices. Gah-ross. I bet i used 13 bottles of bleach trying to get rid of that smell.

And you couldn’t pay me to sleep on it. I don’t know what I’ll do if I have guests someday. I need to sell the damn thing to some poor college student and buy something else.

]]> By: mojotek http://www.thechurning.com/2006/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/comment-page-1/#comment-6639 mojotek Wed, 17 May 2006 20:07:36 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2005/05/17/smells-like-cheerios-and-armpits/#comment-6639 I had a dog that pissed so much in my bed that it puddled up on the comforter. Imagine my joy when I rolled right into it. My back was sopping wet with dog piss. But yes, it's definitely better than cat piss. I had a dog that pissed so much in my bed that it puddled up on the comforter. Imagine my joy when I rolled right into it. My back was sopping wet with dog piss. But yes, it’s definitely better than cat piss.

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