Comments on: Gay Neighbor Stories: Lesbians Stole my Bike http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:27:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-7053 JJ Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:19:36 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-7053 Justdawn: I know! I want my bike back! Jessticles: "cooking meat and leaving their door open" Sounds like some kind of freaky sex euphemism. Ron: No kidding. Oldgreensock: Trust me - no one wants to look at your chocolate starfish, especially not lesbians. Justdawn:
I know! I want my bike back!

Jessticles:
“cooking meat and leaving their door open”
Sounds like some kind of freaky sex euphemism.

Ron:
No kidding.

Oldgreensock:
Trust me – no one wants to look at your chocolate starfish, especially not lesbians.

]]> By: oldgreensock http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6910 oldgreensock Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:13:27 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6910 The only thing I'd let a lesbian steal from me is a nice long look at my starfish! they probably ride that damn bike with no seat. The only thing I’d let a lesbian steal from me is a nice long look at my starfish! they probably ride that damn bike with no seat.

]]> By: Ron http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6893 Ron Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:47:06 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6893 Damn those bike stealing lesbians! Damn those bike stealing lesbians!

]]> By: jessica http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6892 jessica Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:34:09 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6892 the only thing my neighbors were good for was cooking meat and leaving their door open to entertain the noses of all the building's residents. and the guy upstairs used to shake his ass to gold digger. course i also, at one time, thought he had an extreme case of tourettes, but then changed my mind thinking he had a dirty mouth and was overly stimulated while playing video games... so not as cool as bike-thieving lesbians. the only thing my neighbors were good for was cooking meat and leaving their door open to entertain the noses of all the building’s residents. and the guy upstairs used to shake his ass to gold digger. course i also, at one time, thought he had an extreme case of tourettes, but then changed my mind thinking he had a dirty mouth and was overly stimulated while playing video games…

so not as cool as bike-thieving lesbians.

]]> By: justdawn http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6891 justdawn Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:34:56 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6891 dude...that's just sad... dude…that’s just sad…

]]> By: mulk http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6890 mulk Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:33:56 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6890 no but I play one on T.V.!!! ah no but I play one on T.V.!!! ah

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6889 JJ Thu, 01 Jun 2006 22:58:06 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6889 TC: Sounds hott! Sar: I've always been a magent. It hurts a little, but I don't mind. Kyahgirl: Thanks for stopping by. Your dad sounds like a fun fella. Gardening nude rocks my socks off - especially when I'm drunk. LC: You're stomping on my buzz. Now I'm depressed. Not about the story, but about losing my buzz. Trouble: That's gotta be a tough breakup. It would be a battle to decide who gets the KD Lang CDs. Mojotek: That's what I'm saying. They picked the most obvious target (unless the story was true). And - I couldn't beat up anyone. I really am a total pussy. Mulk: You're a lesbian?!? TC:
Sounds hott!

Sar:
I’ve always been a magent. It hurts a little, but I don’t mind.

Kyahgirl:
Thanks for stopping by. Your dad sounds like a fun fella. Gardening nude rocks my socks off – especially when I’m drunk.

LC:
You’re stomping on my buzz. Now I’m depressed. Not about the story, but about losing my buzz.

Trouble:
That’s gotta be a tough breakup. It would be a battle to decide who gets the KD Lang CDs.

Mojotek:
That’s what I’m saying. They picked the most obvious target (unless the story was true). And – I couldn’t beat up anyone. I really am a total pussy.

Mulk:
You’re a lesbian?!?

]]> By: mulk http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6888 mulk Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:01:39 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6888 It was me. It was me.

]]> By: mojotek http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6886 mojotek Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:38:51 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6886 What a couple of ball-busters... sounds like they took a hint from watching The Sopranos to blame it on a couple of black dudes. Could you have beaten either one of them up? I hear lesbians always carry brass-knuckles with them just in case any pesky men think they want to buy them a drink. What a couple of ball-busters… sounds like they took a hint from watching The Sopranos to blame it on a couple of black dudes. Could you have beaten either one of them up? I hear lesbians always carry brass-knuckles with them just in case any pesky men think they want to buy them a drink.

]]> By: trouble http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/comment-page-1/#comment-6884 trouble Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:20:11 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/01/gay-neighbor-stories-lesbians-stole-my-bike/#comment-6884 We used to have lesbian neighbors. I was always jealous, they didn't have kids and their yard always looked about a hundred times better than mine. But then they broke up and things got ugly. You've never seen anything uglier than the lesbian equivalent of a divorce: two bitches going at it over all the property. Yikes. We used to have lesbian neighbors. I was always jealous, they didn’t have kids and their yard always looked about a hundred times better than mine. But then they broke up and things got ugly. You’ve never seen anything uglier than the lesbian equivalent of a divorce: two bitches going at it over all the property. Yikes.

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