How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

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How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

"Another new series? WTF?!?"

Someone just Googled how often does the normal person poop and ended up at The Churning. I'm not sure how it happened. I just ran the same search and we didn't end up in the first ten pages of results.

That tells me they sifted through at least ten pages of shit (pardon the pun) to find us and we didn't even have the answer to their question. So, I think we should provide a service to these inquiring minds. Now I understand that none of us would qualify as a "normal" person, especially myself - but let's help this internet novice by offering our own advice.

I'll start things off in the comments section. The rest of you MUST participate. Here's the question: "How often do you shit?"

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MrRainbow
August 24th, 2011 - 16:31

All of you complaining about poop problem, just drink lots of water each day and your bowels will be happy for the help in clearing out your system on a regular basis.
I find you constipate more when your H2O intake is inadequate
if you are just pooping gas…take some activated charcoal tablets, works wonders!
poopUNoftenXD
August 27th, 2011 - 17:57

i drink freaking 3-4 litres per day and still i dont poop really often
poopster
September 17th, 2011 - 22:43

i poop once a month,is that bad?
poopster
September 17th, 2011 - 22:44

JUST A BIG OL,PILE OF SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT A WORKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAYKRE
September 17th, 2011 - 22:50

POOOP CRAP TURDS BUTT JUICEY FAT BUTT TOCKS ……….yeah ur jealous of it ………….yeah thats right!!!!!!!!(he said farting,very loudly.)…………………………i should write a boook about this (giggty giggty-ALL RIGHT:} :} :} :}
name
September 26th, 2011 - 02:19

recently I’ve been pooping up to 8 times a day, I don’t know why. Infact I’m pinching a loaf right now
Anna
September 26th, 2011 - 18:49

i havent changed my eating habits but i am pooping at least 3 times a day, compared to my normal one poop a day. how does this happen??
John B
October 4th, 2011 - 20:13

I am a Republican, so I have shit for brains.
joz
October 16th, 2011 - 08:59

poop
a gay guy
October 19th, 2011 - 22:20

I’m gay, when I poop it just falls out, sometimes I can’t tell until I sit down. What should I do?
Omar
October 31st, 2011 - 17:31

I have been eating my poop sins i started poop 3 times dayli.. Yes i do!! Maby my body wants to throw food out of me fast but food cost too much in my country soo i eat it twice.. brain vs body = brain wins!!
GGG
November 2nd, 2011 - 14:14

This is a stupid idea! Eating your own feces can kill you, you fool!
concerned about where the world is going
November 15th, 2011 - 01:13

Ok first i h8 gays with all my fucking heart! i mean really u arent ment to shove ur wang up another guys ass! go find a hot ass women and shove ur wang where it belongs right up that womens pussie! number 2 the guy with that republican statement look jst becuse u disagree with his republicans doesnt mean u go and insult them im a democrat ok i dont nock republicans have respect and rember the golden rule! dont act like ur 12 or younger even if u are rise above! and number 3 i shit about once every day and a half!
Sean penn
November 17th, 2011 - 22:47

For the guy with last post, u contradicted urself talking shit about gays then try to back up republicans. I’m a straight man just coming here to research a question and came across ur comment. The immature and one acting like he’s a child is you. If u don’t understand something dont bash it u simple minded fuck. They are regular human being as anyone here. Your hear with a politic fetish saying ur democrat but respect republicans fuck that politics are what’s fucking up this world not gays. Basically ur a stupid fuck and you get no pussy.
a person concerned with where this world is going
November 18th, 2011 - 01:38

for sean penn: i happen to think you’re a teenager or somthing trying to make people think you’re older or wiser or somthing? idk? but i didnt contradict myself about a political statment! i said to not be disrespectfull i agree that the goverment is whats fucking up the world but i still belive to have respect for a fellow human being . tho i guess i did contradict myself in that way cause i dont have respect for any 1 gay person in this world! that is my own personal problem get the fuck out i was just stating my opinoin cause that fagot was so damn proud and out spoken about his opinion! and im 26 from sandeigo working as a personal trainer to make money to get a buisness degree thats my major and i get a load of sex ( mainly from my girl friend) more than you anyway and you still didnt tell me how much and when you shit? and i also think your a 12 year old cause you dont know what your talking about and your the one doing the name calling here!
Bill Hilly
November 22nd, 2011 - 01:45

@a person concerned with where this world is going: you say you are 26 yet you cannot spell, you cannot structure a sentence and you cannot hold an argument without contradicting yourself. Therefore I say – Go die in a fire. You know they say the people who hate gay people to extremes (such as you do) are insecure about their sexuality and are usually closet gays themselves…..

Now onto the point of this thread: I shit every 2nd day. If I drink coffee or eat a truck load of food the day before then I go once a day for a few days then back to normal….well normal for me.
salty shits
November 25th, 2011 - 23:27

holly crap i laughed my ass of at you guys stupid comments you guys made my day weeeeeheeeeeeeehooohaaaaahaaaahhaaaaaa laaaaaa alalllaallaaaaaa
allah ackbar
a person concerned with where this world is going
November 26th, 2011 - 11:15

@Billy hilly: i can explain wat u want i really am 26 i Was not good at english i was a hs drop and l8r got my g.e.d. i now work in construction (concrete crew). and lst of all im doing this all on my cell so i use txt lingo. oh and i have a wonderfull gf. and im not sexually insecure or in the closet. help u out?
fre fred
November 28th, 2011 - 02:39

i poop from 2 to 4 or even 5 times a day record i swear to God no exageration and no i dont eat alot im 5’11 and weight 173 pounds thats because extraterrestrials not to mention any names transfer their poop into my stomach bc they cant poob and im tired of it for the record i only eat 2 regular meals a day
Noor nama
November 30th, 2011 - 03:03

what can i do to shit normal? i mean at least once a day, i eat good n drink lots of water but still
drew
December 1st, 2011 - 05:02

id say i take about…3 shits a day? 3 great brown shukka’s

“er she blows!!”
yo momma
December 2nd, 2011 - 01:31

People are stupid for posting immature stuff. Dang its a great shame in this world. I onces a day by the way. Ha yeah fuck politics thats what I got to say.
the great
December 2nd, 2011 - 01:49

@Yo momma: I agree with you. This world is full of idiots that are confuse about life. Politics who care at the end they are always corrupted so yeah they are going to fuck you off. As long as the is power and money they’ll take it. “We the people”.. to them we don’t give a fucccckkkk. A men!
fuck fucky fucking fuckers!
December 2nd, 2011 - 02:02

Fucking politics! fucking 8 inchers! fucking 55ers! fucking world! fucking gays! fucking hypocrits! fucking name callers! fucking shit! fucking fuck! fuck Fuck fuck fuck fucking hell! why the fuc am i here? why the fuck do i keep saying fucking fuck? oh fuck thats why fuck is my fucking favorite word hmm where the fuck was i? oh ya i fucking rember now! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfl fuck fuck fuck fuck fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck thats all i fucking have to fucking say you fucking retards! p.s. if you read all that you have fucking froblems! no fucking joke tho i may have fucking problems too but i think i already fucking showwed that by fucking noww cya l8r u fucktards
Fuck niggas TJW
December 2nd, 2011 - 07:01

I love to take a nice shit after I’m done recieving double anal penetration. The shut comes pouring out along with some jizz followed by a sea of blood. I get almost as much pleasure out of these shits as I do when I’m on all fours naked with 5 other men, one in each hand, one in my ass, one in my mouth, and another fucking the back of my knee cap. I even fucked my best friends cousin in the ass on his bed. Man I love to lick poopdick! FNGM
Andrew
December 2nd, 2011 - 20:35

^Retard!^
the great
December 2nd, 2011 - 21:59

This is stupid
the voice inside your head
December 4th, 2011 - 10:14

You people crack me up!!!
A normal person poops from 3 times a day to once every three days.
screamin squirts
December 11th, 2011 - 13:24

It all depends on your daily intake of food,water, and things. If you follow the food prymid that we all learned about back in grade school it should be 1 time a day or every other day.
Bozo
December 17th, 2011 - 14:16

absolutely hilarious
Jim
January 5th, 2012 - 09:27

I seriously poop like 30 minutes after I eat. If I don’t Eat i don’t poop, Whenever i am Done eationg the clock starts
Jessica
January 26th, 2012 - 01:35

My dad has an issue of pooping after he eats..
I on the other hand, poop at least twice a day; but not after I eat.