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How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?
"Another new series? WTF?!?"
Someone just Googled how often does the normal person poop and ended up at The Churning. I'm not sure how it happened. I just ran the same search and we didn't end up in the first ten pages of results.
That tells me they sifted through at least ten pages of shit (pardon the pun) to find us and we didn't even have the answer to their question. So, I think we should provide a service to these inquiring minds. Now I understand that none of us would qualify as a "normal" person, especially myself - but let's help this internet novice by offering our own advice.
I'll start things off in the comments section. The rest of you MUST participate. Here's the question: "How often do you shit?"
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July 23rd, 2010 - 05:10
now, i am suffering from bad indigestion and sometimes it is painful too.*`”
July 23rd, 2010 - 07:25
Relax, Alyssa. No one wants to hear about your shit factory.
July 24th, 2010 - 20:43
use Benefiber. just google it and you can find it in the drug stores. it is 100% natural fiber. its awsome. taste less, colour less, smell less… so just try it. trust me I have beeen using it for 2 weeks now and its so good.
July 31st, 2010 - 17:24
not being able to shit is a very uncomfortable feeling more so than actually taking a shit. also a very serious problem. IF YOU DON’T SHIT YOU DIE! it is the same as not eating,not sleeping,and not breathing. that’s all i really need to say.
August 5th, 2010 - 13:17
I shit on most days, recently it feels really satisying afterwards, i think it is because i have got into the routine of eating a bowl of fruit and fibre cereal every day. The other day the toilet monster stole my poo, i felt it come out and plop into the water (a little bit splashed my bum and balls), but when i took a sneaky peek to check out how big that whopper was, it had gone.
This thread is so wrong.
September 1st, 2010 - 10:18
This is a great thread, but awfully lacking. Also, you guys are one of the top results now that no one is looking. And lol @ ninja poos. Sorry to hear you all are having the stopped-ups. That’s never fun. Ironically, this was googled to see if some of my bathroom habits are “too” healthy.