How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?
June 6th, 2006 by JJ
“Another new series? WTF?!?”
Someone just Googled how often does the normal person poop and ended up at The Churning. I’m not sure how it happened. I just ran the same search and we didn’t end up in the first ten pages of results.
That tells me they sifted through at least ten pages of shit (pardon the pun) to find us and we didn’t even have the answer to their question. So, I think we should provide a service to these inquiring minds. Now I understand that none of us would qualify as a “normal” person, especially myself - but let’s help this internet novice by offering our own advice.
I’ll start things off in the comments section. The rest of you MUST participate. Here’s the question: “How often do you shit?”
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I like to drop wolf bait at least twice a day. If I only release the chocolate hostages once in a day, I feel all backed up. I need to let loose!
Come on, the answer to that question must lie somewhere in this blog…grasshopper.
“nothing but shit comes out of my mouth bitch.”
i actually once said this to someone
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I drop bombs over bahgdad 1-2 times a day unless I’m feeling randy or ate chinese food and when I say chinese food I mean it because the mulk does not enjoy japanese food out in Az or Thai Food he does however really,really, enjoi vietnamese food.
Satan does not shit, thank you very much.
I’m a regular 2 to 3 times a day pooper. Sometimes if I a lot of fiber I can go 4 to 5 times a day, but those poops aren’t nearly as pretty.
I poop fire and brimstone 666 times a day. I have a crapper at work that I use as my desk chair and when I flush it drains into the lake of fire.
Once a day, thank the holy bejeezus, now that I take flax oil as a supplement. You have no idea how happy it makes me to have a regular crap schedule again. Going 2-3 days between poops, that’s just hell.
I can’t believe I’m answering this but sometimes once a day, sometimes once a week. My ex thought there was something wrong w/ me because I could go days w/out a poop. I find that I have BMs (lol) much easier at work.
pre effexor–10+ times per day
now–slightly more normal 3-4 times per day
there’s something wrong with me.
I hold it in till I explode.
Yeah I’m in the three to 4 times a day camp myself.
WTF??? I only get to go about twice a week! You lucky bastards.
And when it does come out, I have to squish it out like toothpaste. Just a little extra tidbit for you Churning readers!
Lately, I go 3-5 times per day. I think it’s stress-related, honestly. And it’s not as you would imagine. As JJ would say, I “open up a can of soup.”
Okay, let’s sum up…
JJ: 2
Mulk: 1-2
Mojotek: 2-3
Trouble: 1
Randi: 0.14-1
Sarah: 3-4
Blake: 3-4
Shirley: 0.29
Kevin: 3-5
So how often does a normal person poop? Well, the average for The Churning Loyalists is 2.1 times per day.
It looks like I’m slightly above the average–I’d say about every 3 days.
I’m less than average dammit! I’m once a day like clockwork. I get to work, turn on my computer and then head off down the hall to have a little “me time” every morning at about 8:30.
Which for those of you keeping track…was 15 minutes ago.
Two more numbers to add to the list! Let’s see how it affects the average:
JJ: 2
Mulk: 1-2
Mojotek: 2-3
Trouble: 1
Randi: 0.14-1
Sarah: 3-4
Blake: 3-4
Shirley: 0.29
Kevin: 3-5
Eddie: 2.3
Ron: 1
The average is now 2.01 times per day
I don’t really think I’d want to go more than once a day. And poor bastards going 3-4 times a day…damn.
Glad I don’t work down the hall from you.
“Going 2-3 days between poops, that’s just hell.”
Jesus! I’d die of internal bleeding if I went that long!
And I’m so glad I’m not the only one that goes more than 3 times a day. It used to be on such a schedule too:
*7:30am - Walk into the bathroom and try and stay awake during my first dookie
*10:30am - Walk down the hall of the school I worked at and have some alone time with the toilet and the games on my cell phone
*4:30pm - Come home from class and work out the last of the day’s poo storm
GOD how I miss being that regular!
i cannot believe i’m participating in this discussion…
that being said- i’m a once a day-er. however, to include my own little TMI tidbit, i’m lactose intolerant… so let’s just say if perhaps i break down and ever eat that damn frosty i’ve been craving for three years, it would be a much different story. one time, while suffering a horrible case of the munchies, i had an ice cream sammie. let’s just say it single handedly raised my pooping average a few notches that day.
now i will go back to being the refined lady that i am.
2-3… unless Ive been eating beans…then its 6 or 7
I get one good poop per day. I have the occasional two. So I’ll average myself at 1.5.
I’d say 2-3 if I’m eating healthy, up to 5 or more if I eat a lot of sugar (side effect of new medication).
Sometimes I think if I’d just sit and “wait it out” I could get it all done in one trip a day… instead it’s just a little here and there, I just don’t have the patience to sit around. And our work bathroom is a one seater, no need for any lines to be forming.
Once a day my purple starfish barks.
Holy fuck! I’m glad we got so many responses. I’ll total it all up again:
JJ: 2
Mulk: 1.5
Mojotek: 2.5
Trouble: 1
Randi: 0.57
Sarah: 3.5
Blake: 3.5
Shirley: 0.29
Kevin: 4
Eddie: 2.3
Ron: 1
Jessica: 1
JuicyA: 2.5
The Soviet: 1.5
Cinders: 2.5
Catherine: 1
The average: 1.9 times per day.
It’s nice to know there are some constants in the world. I always know I can drop by here and get the answers to the burning issues of the world…or maybe burning tissues. I probably don’t go as often as I should.
I’m the only sad fucker with a 0.29? What the hell?? Oh wait, I get it. The weed’s making all of you regular.
Poobah:
This is the place for poop jokes childish drug references!
Shirley:
So here’s the question… When you do finally release, is it like 3 times more volume than a once a day person might release?
Sometimes. But sometimes it’s just 3x the evil, wretched acid burn smell with no extra payload. Sucks. Dunno where it goes.
Once a day on the average. I try to go before my bedtime shower that way any swampass is all cleaned up.
once a day. period.
Oh, and I can’t poop anywhere except at home. I can hold it for 8 hours or more if I have to do so.
Sweet. Another update. Umm… I guess “sweet” isn’t the right word, but here goes:
JJ: 2
Mulk: 1.5
Mojotek: 2.5
Trouble: 1
Randi: 0.57
Sarah: 3.5
Blake: 3.5
Shirley: 0.29
Kevin: 4
Eddie: 2.3
Ron: 1
Jessica: 1
JuicyA: 2.5
The Soviet: 1.5
Cinders: 2.5
Catherine: 1
Maritza: 1
TMLSB: 1
The average: 1.81 times per day.
I dunno why but I poop 2-4 times a day. It’s so terrible & I get cramps to no end. I used to poop only once a day or every other day. Now I feel like my butt’s in overdrive! This started right after having my daughter & she’s now seven. I’m in hell!
I poop two to three times a day i thought i was creating a fleet of turd ships till i saw this site
Well, it is just after lunch time, and I just took my third big poop of the day. On average I would say 5 times a day, and it just comes right out normally. I just go when I need to go…I don’t know how some of you actually plan your poops or hold your poops for days. Anyway, hope you have a nice poop today.
Okay, people, here’s the new average:
JJ: 2
Mulk: 1.5
Mojotek: 2.5
Trouble: 1
Randi: 0.57
Sarah: 3.5
Blake: 3.5
Shirley: 0.29
Kevin: 4
Eddie: 2.3
Ron: 1
Jessica: 1
JuicyA: 2.5
The Soviet: 1.5
Cinders: 2.5
Catherine: 1
Maritza: 1
TMLSB: 1
Happy Slappy Farm: 3
The Admril: 2.5
Erin: 5
Average = 2.1
8 times per day
I know I found it a bit late, but… Once a day, or less. Never more than once a day unless I got into something fierce and it’s just water pourin out my ass, but I guess that doesn’t count as poopin. Besides if I hold it in too long I start to feel ill, and I get real phlegmmy too…
this is awesome, I thought I had a problem cause I went 2-3 times a day… but guess not. I usually go in the mornings within a 3 hour-span
I pooped five times, almost six times today. Yeah I thought there was something wrong with me too.
At least 5 times a day, however I wish it were less. Depending on what I eat, it could be a good half dozen.
I feel like I’m missing out because I only go once a day. Having said that I always try and go at work. It feels brilliant knowing I’m being paid to have a shit!
I eat alot of whole grains and fruit and only drink water. I go 5-7 times a day as a result. Go me!!
Umm, I usually go about once or twice a week and I dont feel backed up or anything. I get the urge to go about once or twice a week though.
My friends and i had this discussion last night about what is normal. Since none of us could agree, i decided to do a search and came up with this site. I myslef shit once a day, and always at 10am. But some of my friends are in the neighborhood of 5 times per day. I was flabbergasted!! I guess there is no “healthy” number of shits per day
you guys are lucky
1 a week
[…] The Am I Normal series is one of the most popular topics here at The Churning. Entries like “The Normal Age for a First Kiss” and “How Often does a Normal Person Poop” have attracted a huge number of comments. I guess people just like to share their secrets. […]
I poop at least 2-3 times a day, but my girlfriend poops once every other day or once a day, but right now it’s been 3 days and she hasnt pooped yet. Pooping is so damn awesome.
I poop…on average…3 to 4 times per day. No big strain or anything…just go…usually pretty quickly. Always volume.
Makes me feel good to just…let that shit go!
Couldn’t possibly hold on to all that stuff.
Well i let go of a daisy cutter in the morning right after my coffee, then sometimes later followed by some cluster bombs.Then maximum evacuation has been achieved, and my bowels are happy.
Here’s the latest update:
JJ: 2
Mulk: 1.5
Mojotek: 2.5
Trouble: 1
Randi: 0.57
Sarah: 3.5
Blake: 3.5
Shirley: 0.29
Kevin: 4
Eddie: 2.3
Ron: 1
Jessica: 1
JuicyA: 2.5
The Soviet: 1.5
Cinders: 2.5
Catherine: 1
Maritza: 1
TMLSB: 1
Happy Slappy Farm: 3
The Admril: 2.5
Erin: 5
Mr Crapper: 8
Cecil B: 1
T: 2.5
Ramrod: 5.5
Chris: 5
Claire: 1
Bonnie: 6
AJ: .21
Dizzle: 1
Brad: .14
Zeta: 2.5
TM: 3.5
CJ: 1.5
Average = 2.38
Ok — So, I was hoping to get an answer as to why my bowel cramps/burns when I am defacating, and why my intestines sound like a garbage disposal ready to backfire right along side it! I feel the cramping/burning “sensation” all the way up to my heart (chest); very very uncomfortable, and an uneasy feeling. Of course, it passes within 5 - 10 seconds, but boy-o-boy it hurts nonetheless. I have had periods of time where I haven’t been able to pass stool for 21 days! YES — I know, 21 days; I felt so sick, and my stomach felt rock hard. I went to the doctor for tests, only to be told “everything looks normal!” BOLOGNE — this is NOT normal. Lately, I go every 2 - 3 days, but again, as noted above, it is not without cramping. ANYONE?
P.S. My husband is dying for me to mention that my stool smells worse than the Andy on the job site (whatever).
I’d recommend trying this when you feel backed up.
Otherwise, eat more fiber.
JJ —
Haha real funny. I have tried Fleet Enema’s to no avail. I eat plenty of fiber, plus take prescription miralax. I am not overweight; I am 5′9″, and I weight 142#.
That sucks. Sounds like your plumbing is all jacked up. Your doctor isn’t helping you. You may want a second opinion - maybe from a GI specialist.
My plumbing is all messed up; kinda has been pretty much all my life. Unfortunately, my teenager has the same problems too
A GI specialist is the way to go; now getting the insurance company to write a referral is the next battle! Thanks for your info.
holy shit!!! this is weird…. my boyfriend and my cousins were arguing with me about how often normal people take a shit… they take a shit at least once a day… maybe twice.. but me.. i take one every two or three days… should i be worried? i dont think so… its kind of good… i dont have to worry much about doing it in public places and leaving the stinkyness behind…
I was just having a discussion with my fellow female friends about this, and I seem to be the “irregular.” While they poop once every other day (4 people if you would like to include them in your survey), I poop a solid 2 times a day… but I would say about 2-3 times I week I can get a good 3-4 in there. Mathematically speaking, that is a mean of 2.591428 times per day. I commend you, JJ, for starting this thread.
umm.. i only go once a week every friday or saturday to be exact but i dont feel backed up..is that normal everyone else i kno is in the 2-3 times a week or more category…:-/
Thank you all… and here i thought i had a problem… hahaha… I would probably go 2 to 3 times a day… on Mexican day, you better not be in the neighborhood… lol Plus im lactose intolerant, so no dairy!
Dang! i wish i could go poop as much as everyone else. I go once every other day or so! Oh and i have to be at home, public restrooms are gross
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yeah I’m a 2-4 times a day. i can poop anywhere, anytime…in private. this page has really made me smile. thanks guys
I think i pooped once in 1995, never again since.
Once a week, usually. Two if it’s a diarrhea week.
My god you lucky bastards… I had to ask one of my patients to see whether I was normal or not. And speaking of just somehow I have to take a crap now. I usually crap once a week maybe a week and a half sometimes. Once I went a whole 2 weeks without a single crap until I ate some laxatives. Gawd that felt gewd.
MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST CRAP I HAD IN CENTURIES!
The truth sometimes I loose count. I’m pretty sure most of you who work in offices could relate with me, that the shit hole is our second office. So I estimate that I take about 6 shits during the day, and probly one at home. Ouu shit and in the morning I spend at least 30 minutes heads down sleeping till my legs fall asleep. and one at night; I think probly not. So let me see. Ummmm! 1 in .. 2 in the… ok, ok got it I take about 16 shits a day. Keeps me body nice. I almost have a six pack i’m at the cyclops stage. Thats the nice looking one pack.
Waooo this is a great subject. No guys but on the real, taking a shit is a great thing man. But their’s some days that are better then others. Shit the other Day I had this turd I couldnt push out I don’t know what the hell I ate that week. Once I pushed that shit out it was great. I swear it most have been like 13″ long.
I poop like 1 time a week some time 1-2 times a week if i feel real bad but i usally dont feel bad when i only poop once a week.
Randy,
On the real taking one shit a week is not normal, all bullshit aside. My boy was like that, I think he had liver problems or something; but then he took some European medician shit and he said the first day he took it he said he took like 4 alian green shits, he’s been taking the product eversince and he’s been shitting from 3 to 4 times a day. Now thats normall.
wow, you find the weirdest things online… the reason i ended up here was because i asked myself one time while i was in the crapper,”where does all the crap end up anyway?” so then i did some research and it was pretty interesting to know.. a shitload of stages to disinfect all the crap water… to make the long story short.. it ends up as manure. Well anyway i poop about 1 a day maybe 2 times if its a good day… but the thing is im lactose intolerant in the morning. so when i have a dairy intake, i crap in the morning it really does suck…
I poop a ridiculous 5-7 times a day.
It sucks because I keep going back to the toilet all morning long. Once I get it all out though, (by like 11:30 am usually) it stays out all day. Unless i have HUGE portions at a resturant…then the public gets to enjoy the inner workings of my digestive system too. 
Ok, so I’m seeing a nutritionist and told her that I was going once or twice a week and she nearly fell out of her chair. She said something in french then told me that that ain’t right. So I for the first time in I don’t know how many years went 3 times today. I wonder if the last one is because of the ice cream cake my oldest daughter made? ( I’m slightly lactose intol.) The nutritionist has me off dairy (hope she doesn’t come here) and sugar cause she thinks I’m hypoglycemic. We’ll see how much I contribute to the sewage treatment industry on this new diet. For now put me down for 1-2 times a week.
Ive pretty much been a once a day kinda girl all my life. Then three weeks ago I realised that it had become every other day… and the only change in my life has been that I began exercising for at least an hour everyday a couple of months ago. Same food, same quantity, same everything…
Honestly, this is my first post ever and what a topic I must say! I did find this site by typing “How often should I poop” into Google and I’ve been laughing my a55 off for several minutes as I read the responses. But seriously folks, when I was in younger and in good physical shape, quite active and athletic, my schedule was 2-3 a week, no discomfort or weird events whatsoever. Now that I’m sedentary, working at a computer all day and quite out of shape, I’m very regular at once a day. I think “normal” depends on a lot factors. Thank you for this wonderfully human and educational web site.
Omg i cant believe it i poop 4-5 or maybe 5-6 for 3 days so far and i think somethings wrong? or is it just that im eating a bit much? if ya no send meh i reply cus im worried here!
I usually grunt out two logs per day. I am an early riser, and after 3 cups of coffee, my innards commence to rumbling. As zero hour approaches, I smile, knowing what will soon transpire. At the proper moment, I sashay into the turdroom and plant myself atop the throne of victory. After a few convulsions it begins. My early morning dumps are nearly always spectacular. With a little pushing, I am rewarded with a massive, corn and peanut studded masterpiece. At times, it stays together measuring uncoiled approximately 20 inches. However, they mostly breakup upon presentation into 3 hefty chunks. Supremely satisfied, I watch as the toilet struggles to remove the wonder log. Sadly, my late afternoon bowel evacuations are always much smaller and of no significance.
im a 10 time a dayer i need to cut back on the fiber
well , if i go once in a week..its too sticky that 10 times
at least to flush it (with some black memories left)…well if its one in a two week:-u can play
soccer..one in 3 week:-believe me diamond is not the hardest
matter.
I go 1-2 times a day… but it comes out in little pebles… is that normal?:S
So, i like pooped 3 times today, but yesterday i didn’t poop.
I was wondering if this is normal, as today i had normal poops, but kinda forced it out a bit, hope there nothing wrong in pooping too much in a day :$
Busy pooping ????
take a break !… Put ur pooping anecdotes on hold for the time being and try peeping into ur momma’s grief caused by ur gravitational delivery…..
so if u follow my lexical semantics conscientiously u’ll somehow manage to decipher the clandestine related to ur momma’s grief ….. what if, if ur mom’s been brutally victimized by ur pooping action……
did u guys eva look beneath ur bowels before being the perpetrator of such gruesome excretion…. may be …may be ur moms’ following ur actions and thereby developing a rotten skin in between the pair of her pitch black hairy ass…… if u still have a tinge of apathy in urself then u should try shoving your head up, where the sun doesnt shine !!
besides u all r possessed by satan…. u need exorcism to the brim blended with high quality urine therapy…. it will also help those u r suffering from acute constipation !!!
To Bakri Kata - You make about as much sense as drilling holes in a boat to let the water out because it is sinking… I hate you. Instead of posting your idiocy here, why don’t you do the world a favor and KILL YOURSELF??? Do it NOW.
@ SKULL
a picture speaks 1000 words… but concentrate on the major two..
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but on a 2nd thought u dont deserve this….. coz u r dumb enough 2 comprehend it…but if u miraculously do comprehend it .,,, then u surely deserve it…
lol….. scrap from an assclown like u was much anticipated…..
seems like it was kind of esoteric to u r comprehension…. nd guess what ??? fear is the cause of anger…. my scrap might b just a scrap for others, but it might b hardcore truth for u !!!
and who knows .. truth’s always stranger than fiction..and u r afraid of this truth..
and just for the record… it seems like u lack common sense…
like what u said ….. why would someone carry a drilling machine along with him/herself on a boat…. point,,, isnt it ???
seems like indiscriminating fools like u are conceived with such hypothetical imaginations!!!
U hate me !!… does it really seem to u that i give a damn about it ??? ..lol
Neva mind… its good to hear tht atleast someone hates me …coz i m really tired of being a cassanova….i hate being loved…lol…
wateva !!
above all…. i got what i exactly wanted…… ur thought process and ur effort to put it across the screen, just lie at my fingertips….. coz its very easy for me to study ur psyche through ur demeanour………….
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Bakri Kata -
What the F*&^ is wrong with you? Go back to junior high and learn how to make a sentence and form honest to God, real paragraphs! No one knows what the F you are yapping about. You stupid, junior high drop out loser idiot.
Like skull said so wonderfully, KILL YOURSELF. Everyone hates you.
@ empty…..
like i said …….. i still control ur psyche.
calm down kiddo…. anger kills and if u die u lose an important part of your life…..
Above all …… ur semantics are so bland, that i wonder how come u dont get bored of your own blabbering … never mind !!
English’s a consecrated universal dialect……. dont link any blasphemies to it…….
i wonder if u will ever comprehend what i say…… lol
now tht u have read the whole of this, try to assimilate it in your system and for the time being u can get lost with ease !!!
Waoo!!! 3,246 visits to the toilet later and I cant believe that this topic is still getting hits. Waoo!! love it.
Well guys I don’t know what the Fuc* Happened I started eating peanut butter late at night; For what reason I have no idea and now I only take like a crap a day. I miss taking 3 to 4 craps it makes you feel gooddd!!
You know what they say “A crap a day keeps homos from getting close to your ass”. A buddy told me that in jail.
Waoo after saying that my wolrd has turned so dark. Noooooo!!!!!
A crap a day keeps the homo’s away
shit in the morning - not at night when your horny
Roast beef at night - have a toilet fight
take a shit going to bed - avoid having a black bed
Three each day, seven days a week - empty belly, very light feet
JIJIJ Cuzzi always a beast.
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Cuzzi D’ LoneGRo
Bakri Kata—–
Why didn’t your ignoramus, fat whore of a mommy abort you when she had the chance? Probably because she was so drunk when you were concieved that she didn’t even know she was pregnant until you squirmed out of her crotch hole.
I heard you look a lot like your daddy. Well you used to look like him, since he was executed last year. How many gay guys did he lure into the woods and then chop their heads off? 50? 100? MORE?????
Oh well, back to you…. if you don’t have the courage to kill yourself, I am sure I could find someone in your area to croak you for a few bucks. Please don’t think living is so wonderful. Your entire life has been a waste of space, and the world will breathe a sigh of relief when you are gone. I bet even the maggots will get indigestion when they feast on your rotted corpse.
And, you, a CASANOVA??? Yea, sure. The only thing you love is stroking your puny prick, while hiding in the broom closet so your mommy won’t catch you.
In conclusion you’re constipated and you haven’t taken a shit in three weeks cuz your boyfriend’s dick is still stuck in your ass.
Haaa. !!!! BUMMER !!!! RRR
Shit happens.
Keep it short and simple don’t waste peoples time.
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Cuzzi D’ LoneGRo
2,3 sometimes 4 times a day. i wipe so much i get bloody TP
2-3 times a day. If you go any less than that, you’re probably not regular enough. Having fecal matter reside in your intestines too long promotes disease and the build up of fat. It’s time you got healthy!
I DROP SMOLDERING BOMBS COVERED WITH CHOCOLATE, NUTS, CORN AND GUM ABOUT 6 TIMES A DAY. SOMETIMES IT GETS SO BAD THAT I GET THE ENDLESS WIPE. IT TAKES ABOUT 33 REPETITIONS TO CLEAN ALL THAT SHIT OUT AND BY THE TIME IM DONE I HAVE TO POOP AGAIN.
Yep i havent gone to the bathroom in 7 days now, taking trip to ER because i feel like im about to explode, tried Enema and ex-lax, glycerin supposetory, and colaid with no luck…
Yep i havent gone to the bathroom in 7 days now, taking trip to ER because i feel like im about to explode, tried Enema and ex-lax, glycerin supposetory, and colaid with no luck…
3 times a weeks-doesn’t bother me any, I’d rather not be on the toilet all the time.
WOW U For Real. Waooo!! but taking a shit is so good. Na but imma be serious the only spot in the world where I can relax and actually think about life is seating at the toilet.
Wow..this is really odd..I read a ton of this I only go like once every week ana half or less. I never feel backed up. I eat a lot, but I have an extrememly fast mteabolism and only weigh 94lbs. And I dont get bloated. o_O That just seems rather out of place after reading all of this. I can’t believe some people go that much!
Everyone seems to want to poop more! I want to go less, on average 3 times a day is what i do. I used to be bang on 7am every monrning and that was it, i thought i was a freak but reading some people go 5 times a day, i am shocked. Any tips on how i can become regular again?
I take about 7-15 shits a day. They are all runny poo’s not solid what so ever. I think I piss and shit out of my ass. Its quite the system ive got goin on. As long as your not embarressed by the loud farting sounds a splashing off all your shit smashing the water 7-15 shits a day is the best.
Last Guy,
Its funny but this week im the same way, well not 15 but more like 6 times a day prob. 5, but they girlly poos. Not what im use too. Cant figure out what it is yet must have changed something in my diet ooohh yea probly cuz I just got married. Shit happens.
This is funniest thing I have ever read I think, I like it. I poop about 1.5 times a day. My girlfriend poops like 3-4 times a day, anyone know why she poops so much? I think I’m going to buy her toilet paper for her birthday.
I drop the Cosby kids off probably 2-3 times a day….maybe 1 more time if I eat something outrageous…or drink a lot.
I thought I was abnormal…let’s see once when i wake up, once in the afternoon, as soon as I come home from work, sometime between the last one and bed, right before bed another….so…5 times a day. More if I eat Mcdonald’s.
It’s like it goes in my mouth and right out the other end. No, seriously, I go like 6 times a day, and if I do I get cramps.
That should read as ‘if I *don’t* I get cramps. And I hope you got that it was food going into my mouth and shit going out the other hand. It seemed logical to me, but after seeing 2girls1cup…yeah. Not going there.
Matt,
Imma be ever so serious with you, your girl is perfectly fine. I think you should be catching up with her. You’re like my wife but I dont think shes ever taken a poop in her life. Been married for about two years I swear to’ya never seen her poop. But about your girl shes good man 3 to 4 is normall.
Check out the math.
If you eat 3 times a day you should poop 3 times a day thats the rule of thumb. 2 is really enough but 1 time a day I really dont think so.
Matt,
Imma be ever so serious with you, your girl is perfectly fine. I think you should be catching up with her. You’re like my wife but I dont think shes ever taken a poop in her life. Been married for about two years I swear to’ya never seen her poop. But about your girl shes good man 3 to 4 is normall.
Check out the math.
If you eat 3 times a day you should poop 3 times a day thats the rule of thumb. 2 is really enough but 1 time a day I really dont think so.
Milly,
I actually seen that flick, All I can say about it is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Taking a shit is good. ahmmm! But not that good.
It completely depends for me.. Sometimes I go every 2-4 days, or which seems normal for other females during the time of the month, I go about 3-4 times a day. I have gone as long as 2 weeks without going.. and trust me I eat a lot of fiber. It seems to run in my family (Constapation)… although my boyfriend is bang on the mark every single day. In the morning, it’s 20 minutes for him and then the fan is running in the bathroom for a few hours. He goes 2-3 times a day and has been that way for as long as I’ve known him (6 years). Lucky fart.
I usually go once every other day, which is much better than it used to be since I became vegetarian.
Before that it was like twice a week, but I never felt like anything was wrong with that.
Althought girls dont “poop”, lol Lately for the past few months, I’ve only been going once a week or every other week. Is that bad???
im a usual 2 times a day-er. unless im feelin a pit constipated then i just gotta give it an extra sQuEeZe! but 2 is on the regular! YAY for me!
I usualy only shit once a day if im lucky.
I dont think its very normal.
But then again im not normal.
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now i thought i had a problem going once a day but damn. some of yal are going 4 times a day? your toilet must be like family. But yea i go once a day around 3rd or 4th period. And its sorta embarassin cause one of my freinds actually set their watch to when i poop so when it goes off im usually headin out the door and going to the bathroom. I hate that fucker too.