How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

6Jun/06229

How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

"Another new series? WTF?!?"

Someone just Googled how often does the normal person poop and ended up at The Churning. I'm not sure how it happened. I just ran the same search and we didn't end up in the first ten pages of results.

That tells me they sifted through at least ten pages of shit (pardon the pun) to find us and we didn't even have the answer to their question. So, I think we should provide a service to these inquiring minds. Now I understand that none of us would qualify as a "normal" person, especially myself - but let's help this internet novice by offering our own advice.

I'll start things off in the comments section. The rest of you MUST participate. Here's the question: "How often do you shit?"

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inmypants
October 19th, 2009 - 00:42

I get off to pooping in my pants. There’s something sexually stimulating about a hot steamer in my undergarments.
Michelle
October 22nd, 2009 - 12:25

I go at least 4 to 5 times a day!
Gay anal sex rocks
October 29th, 2009 - 15:32

I poop about 1-2 times but if my gay partner fucks me in the ass, i’ll go like 2 more times after that.
Nilpooper
October 29th, 2009 - 16:04

I go once every 2weeks, IF IM LUCKY!! i thnk i need2see a doc, it CANNOT b healthy!! i mean, a glass of milk i drank ova 2wks ago is stil inside me!! yhuk!! strange part is i eat aloooot nd dont gain weight!!!
marci
November 9th, 2009 - 19:40

I shit like every day. Sometimes every other dependng on what i eat or drink. Alcohol def effects my pattern.
Frankie Kump
November 12th, 2009 - 12:04

I shit out cum bubbles and old taco sauce about twice a day.
If I am at my dads house, then there is more cum than taco sauce and it is about 6 times a day instead.
nick gonzalves
November 30th, 2009 - 18:16

i dont shit very often but when i do its mostly blood so im not sure how much came out… and im usually real dizzy after… help!
AllTy'dUp
December 15th, 2009 - 00:44

Nick Gonzalves.

Do not have milk, Do not have bread[has sugar which causes ur rectum to swell + makes ur colon hold back your poop!], or anything with sugar… have coke zero instead of coke.

DRINK HEAPS OF WATER… 2-4 litres a day. [NOT ALL AT ONCE]

And have lots and lots of fibre… peas and corn. “not too muck corn, it has sugar”
try to eat scrambled eggs with soy milk “dw tastes fine”.

Dont have processed foods…

EAT FRUIT!! Bananas apples oranges, pineapple, watermelon!

I repeat do not strain when going to the loo! Worst thing you could do…

You are feeling dizzy because your body is lacking nutrients which can be cured by having vitamins!!

Have No foods with crumbs….

Try to have Chicken, Beef meat with your vege’s!

And above all… NO ALCOHOL!!!!! This will give you massive headache’s and make your stool carry blood! and may make u shit urself in public…

Take some advice from some1 who’s been through what ur going through…

You have a bowel disease and i’m saving you weeks in a hospital…

I have had ulcerative colitis for years since i was 12.

Talk to your doctor! and ask him for medication to help with abdomin pain.
DieselFag
December 29th, 2009 - 00:17

I go about once every-other-day. sometimes once a day. im sure my diet sucks tho…

not being sarcastic or attempting to be funny like many others here…
Kiki
January 1st, 2010 - 16:57

@ allt’ydup

Idiot.
coke zero is worse than coke, thats like sniffing nail polish remover instead of rubbing alchohal, artifical sugars are unnatural and cause holes in your brain.
hi im aigail
January 4th, 2010 - 19:01

I usaully poo like once every two days or so.
I come here and look at all the comments and I’m surprised to hear that people like pooping. Now that I think of it I guess I do too!
Anthony
January 4th, 2010 - 19:16

I poop once every month. Help.
Not Pooping Normally
January 7th, 2010 - 00:16

actually this is like the 3rd site that showed up under google search.
Amanda
January 8th, 2010 - 19:36

I poo 4-8 times a day lol

is this healthy?
asscrack
January 10th, 2010 - 11:11

i poo once every 3 days, im 140 lbs and dont gain weight..

so i imagine its me and my black hole of a stomach!

Doesnt matter how much I eat just won’t gain more weight, and I barely pooooo more.
Turd Burglar
January 19th, 2010 - 19:04

I LOVE POOPING!
michelle
January 20th, 2010 - 00:13

i poop at least one time or two a day
Rizzo
January 25th, 2010 - 14:20

If i eat Mcdonalds then i poop about 2 pounds.
If i eat regular healthy foods then 1 pound.
I have to poop almost everyday.
brbimshitting
January 31st, 2010 - 14:21

blumpkins are the shit .
pooplady
February 3rd, 2010 - 15:42

I go about 4-5 times a day! At first I thought this was baaaaddd, but when I googled
“average poop per day” I found out it’s dif for everyone. Coffee increases the amount of times a day. It’s weird, but they seem normal. To think about going 1 or 2 times a week absolutely weirds me out! I don’t think that’s particularly healthy.
experienced pooper
February 8th, 2010 - 20:09

i don’t poop a lot but it is unhealthy to not poop at least once per day i know from experience i went to the doctor after about a week of not dropping a deuce and they X rayed me and found out that i was backed up into me small intestines my stomach hurt for a long time until i got that shit out of me so if you don’t poop at least once every day then see a doctor
amy
February 13th, 2010 - 17:19

6 times a day
amy
February 13th, 2010 - 17:42

yes I dont poop every day because
GEORGIA ATHANASOPOULOU
February 17th, 2010 - 06:37

I POOP 5-6 TIMES IN A WEEK. WHICH MEANS ONCE IN A DAY, IF I DON’T EAT PROPERLY NOT AT ALL THROUGHOUT THE DAY. BUT I FEEL SOUND AND I AM TOLD THAT THE FREQUENCY I POOP IS THE NORMAL FOR A HUMAN. I TAKE PLENTY FIBRES, EXERCISE AND 6-7 GLASSES OF WATER. I AM ALSO 70 KG, NORMAL TO SLIM AND I DON’T GAIN WEIGHT EASILY. I AM ALSO 33 YEARS OLD AND UNMARRIED. GEORGIA.
GEORGIA ATHANASOPOULOU
February 17th, 2010 - 06:48

EMOTIONAL CONDITIONS IS ALSO A FACTOR THAT PLAYS IMPORTANT ROLE. FOR ME WORKING DAYS I DON’T POOP IN THE MORNING BECAUSE THAT TIME MY ONLY DUTY IS TO GET MYSELF SET TO GO TO WORK SO MY BM’s SHIFT FOR AFTERNOON OR EVENINGS. WEEKENDS OR IF I AM ON VACATIONS MY URGE FOR BM’s COMES SOMETIME AFTER I WAKE UP. I ALSO EVACUATE VERY EASILY.
John
February 23rd, 2010 - 14:56

I go around 4-6 times a day… I enjoy reading my magazine
hotchick
February 28th, 2010 - 00:44

my boyfriend poops once-twice a day, and whenever we fight/he gets upset. i only go like once or twice a week. but they’re nice big ass-stretching ones. his are little ass squishees, and i don’t think he gets it all. so i would say mine are more healthy.
embarrased91
March 4th, 2010 - 18:01

I poop once a day and the reason why i did this whole google search thing is cause lately my butt has been bleeding just a little (enough to notice when i wipe) im wondering if its cause of how often or how much, its not like i clog the toilet its just 1 whole 1 that’s all.
urkai
March 7th, 2010 - 02:38

i’m in my late twenties and so far up till now i would go about twice a week. i’m thin built, work heavy labor, drink tons of liquids, and eat like no tomorrow… before i go to sleep when i wake up before i go to work every break and lunch at work on my way home… i ate at least one full plate full at each of these moments… there were times that i would become worry cuz… damn i’m stuffing my self and nothing comes out the poop hole… i just piss a lot. lately i got this bad pain around my gut (with head and chest pain) but with some Imodium the guts pain went away… but still got this mean ass headache.

but when i do go… it takes a while for it to come out… and about once a month i give a god size brick sacrifice to my toilet. just between me and everyone reading this. that one huge load actually rips me a bit open(i bleed) hate those ones. but came up with a technique to minimize all that,..

I read some where that we should have around 3 bowl movements a day… the hell i know what that means… but iguess pooping once a day is pretty much average overall…- + a day