How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

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How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

"Another new series? WTF?!?"

Someone just Googled how often does the normal person poop and ended up at The Churning. I'm not sure how it happened. I just ran the same search and we didn't end up in the first ten pages of results.

That tells me they sifted through at least ten pages of shit (pardon the pun) to find us and we didn't even have the answer to their question. So, I think we should provide a service to these inquiring minds. Now I understand that none of us would qualify as a "normal" person, especially myself - but let's help this internet novice by offering our own advice.

I'll start things off in the comments section. The rest of you MUST participate. Here's the question: "How often do you shit?"

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richie
November 19th, 2008 - 16:35

Those who claim that everyone should go for a shit a certain number of times a day or once for each time they have a meal are stupid. 1) It depends on what and HOW much you eat for each meal 2) It depends on how much you exersize 3) it depends on how much you DRINK 4) Everybody’s guts are different. Some people go twice a day some twice a week. What’s the problem. As long as it is normal for them, that’s what matters, if they are not ill. I personally go once every two days. My shits are perfect that way. If I go more frequently the shit will just be runny and nasty (unprepared as it were). As a little boy I went once a week!
Kiddo
November 20th, 2008 - 18:42

Strongly agree richie,

Like me I’ll drop Hiroshima every other day.. every day.. or maybe 4 times a week and a lot of the time little pebbles will come out, small amounts to.. mostly because I don’t eat much (skinny) and I skate every day…
Anon
November 21st, 2008 - 17:20

I poop over 9000 times a day. It’s brutal.
Anon
November 21st, 2008 - 17:20

I poop over 9000 times a day. It’s brutal.
poop
November 24th, 2008 - 00:02

i poop on the toilet ever since last week because i used to go in Hitler’s mouth
usfytgohr
December 5th, 2008 - 02:14

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hugepoopishuge
December 10th, 2008 - 20:25

Damn i just typed that in after taking the largest poop ever. I do it once every day or two but they are huge. My last one was green and filled the entire fucking bowl. ugh.
LarryTheLegend
December 11th, 2008 - 17:29

I take a poop about once or twice a day. However, I have been known to go three or four times in a day on rare occasions. I think the longest I went without one was like 3 days. It was a field trip, and none of the bathrooms locked (the stalls locked, but I still felt weird), so I always felt pressured to not go. Once I got home…paradise.
Eric
December 13th, 2008 - 13:46

For most of my life, I was a 1-2 weeker. But since I got rid of my ex of 13 long yrs, I have gotten rid of a lot of stress which has helped a lot. Now with the help of fiber pills, Im a once a day kind of guy.
pooplover936
December 17th, 2008 - 21:06

well i usually poop every hour….its very help full sometimes i feel like im pooping rocks but that doesnt happen very often anymore
pooplover936
December 17th, 2008 - 21:06

well i usually poop every hour….its very help full sometimes i feel like im pooping rocks but that doesnt happen very often anymore
I POOP SO MUCH!
December 20th, 2008 - 02:05

omg guys i shit about 20 times a day god when i sit on the royal chair its like a hurricane in my ass holy shit wow and after awhile its lik katrina over and over again going on in my ass GODD my crap comes out like picc amost water and shit mixture hah sometimes solid but mostly water-y HA i know its gross but its god to drink when ur thirst yummm….. espesisally when i have to take a shit and then another one it gets pretty tiring wow! u guys dont evn know i drop about a log thats22` inches long when its solidbut when its water man its a half and hour of sitting on the chair
IPOOPSOMCUH
December 20th, 2008 - 02:11

omg guys i shit about 20 times a day god when i sit on the royal chair its like a hurricane in my ass holy shit wow and after awhile its like a hurricane over and over again going on in my ass GODD my crap comes out like picc amost water and shit mixture hah sometimes solid but mostly water-y HA i know its gross but its god to drink when ur thirst yummm….. espesisally when i have to take a shit and then another one it gets pretty tiring wow! u guys dont evn know i drop about a log thats22` inches long when its solidbut when its water man its a half and hour of sitting on the chair
IPOOPSOMCUH
December 20th, 2008 - 02:11

omg guys i shit about 20 times a day god when i sit on the royal chair its like a hurricane in my ass holy shit wow and after awhile its like a hurricane over and over again going on in my ass GODD my crap comes out like picc amost water and shit mixture hah sometimes solid but mostly water-y HA i know its gross but its god to drink when ur thirst yummm….. espesisally when i have to take a shit and then another one it gets pretty tiring wow! u guys dont evn know i drop about a log thats22` inches long when its solidbut when its water man its a half and hour of sitting on the chair
IPOOPSOMCUH
December 20th, 2008 - 02:11

omg guys i shit about 20 times a day god when i sit on the royal chair its like a hurricane in my ass holy shit wow and after awhile its like a hurricane over and over again going on in my ass GODD my crap comes out like picc amost water and shit mixture hah sometimes solid but mostly water-y HA i know its gross but its god to drink when ur thirst yummm….. espesisally when i have to take a shit and then another one it gets pretty tiring wow! u guys dont evn know i drop about a log thats22` inches long when its solidbut when its water man its a half and hour of sitting on the chair
IPOOPSOMCUH
December 20th, 2008 - 02:12

omg guys i shit about 20 times a day god when i sit on the royal chair its like a hurricane in my ass holy shit wow and after awhile its like a hurricane over and over again going on in my ass GODD my crap comes out like picc amost water and shit mixture hah sometimes solid but mostly water-y HA i know its gross but its god to drink when ur thirst yummm….. espesisally when i have to take a shit and then another one it gets pretty tiring wow! u guys dont evn know i drop about a log thats22` inches long when its solidbut when its water man its a half and hour of sitting on the chair
What am I doing here?
January 8th, 2009 - 03:27

This entire site has been like humping dogs; it’s gross, but you just can’t manage to stop watching. I actually feel compelled to leave my comment – like a skidmark on the page of poop tallies…
Literally – until this very moment, I thought EVERYone pooped 3-4x a week like me! I am a poop pro, because I’ve been with the same guy for like 13yrs, and he mentioned when we were like 16 that he thought girls were gross if they pooped. So, I’ve mastered the art of waiting, concealing, and occasionally making excuses to send him to the store. Shameful and pitiful, right?
ANYway – there’s my number; 3-4x a week. Secretly
Crimson
January 8th, 2009 - 05:29

I take 1 huge dump a week
stinky
January 26th, 2009 - 15:19

I go about 6-8 times per day.I’d say most people aren’t drinking enough water,I drink about 4 liters per day.I don’t think it’s healthy to go less than once per day.
ouch
February 21st, 2009 - 18:19

I only go once a week if I am lucky.
It’s been like 2 weeks since my last one…I have a doctors appointment on tuesday.

I am very jealous of you regular people.
Dan
February 24th, 2009 - 13:15

Usually once a day or maybe 2 days…i usually get home at 6ish and have some cola and that just makes it come..isnt life great?
Jason
March 2nd, 2009 - 06:06

usually 2-3 times a day. unless of course i eat lots of fiber or teriyaki sauce, then its prob 4-5 mean little fuckers.
rachie
March 31st, 2009 - 02:26

i love to touch myself when i crap. it helps it come out. with that said i crap bout 4 times a day. i have a sponge in the shape of Jesus and i use this to clean my ass hole. now all of my shits are holy.
Carla
April 21st, 2009 - 18:33

I always thought I was a bit off in having a little “me-time” with the toilet about every 3 days maybe longer .. and as I refuse to go anywhere but my own house after an embarrassing experience at my friends house before where her father thought it would be amusing to comment about it and never lets me forget …

I wish I was a regular like some of you once a day people …
Oh the luxury !!
cheesypoofs
May 7th, 2009 - 08:00

Wow, 3 years of shit!!! I guess normal poop varies. I poop once a day, like clockwork by the time I finish my first cup of coffee. Sometimes I go again later in the afternoon, but usually just once. My 4 yr old son only goes once a week, probably go long than that but we end up having to give him a suppository. My 2 yr old never seems to stop pooping some days, others he usually goes 2-3 times. My husband poops alot, on aver 4 times a day. We all eat pretty much the same stuff. Makes me think that its just different for everyone.
Brian
June 17th, 2009 - 10:43

I usually poop about 30 minutes after every meal.
kyle
June 24th, 2009 - 20:34

i poop 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times a day its tru
kyle
June 24th, 2009 - 20:35

i poop 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times a day its true
NothingButTrouble! ;3
July 3rd, 2009 - 15:44

damn. i poop 1 a week tops unless its during the holidays but even then it might be twice a week lol
alexis
July 5th, 2009 - 22:45

i poop once in the toilet then 2 other time in my pants i have a pooping disorter its true everyone i promise …………..x
Bitchard Nixon
July 9th, 2009 - 03:37

I’m an every-other-day kind of girl. I’ll just keep it that way, really. I don’t seem to feel any ill-effects from my lack of pooping glory. That’s quite normal for me.

It’s only more often if I drink a lot of coffee or eat Thai food. It’s more like once a week when taking diet pills or pain pills, or during really fun times… both! That doesn’t feel so great, honestly.

Pooping is overrated, not unlike Dane Cook. Both are completely full of sh!t.
ddrizzle
July 14th, 2009 - 08:57

I poop about half of it out, then save the rest for later.
Lavender
July 22nd, 2009 - 13:19

I poop at least 5 times per day.
dan
July 26th, 2009 - 02:32

actually, i googled ‘average poop’, and you were dead last on the 1st page.
JJ
July 26th, 2009 - 10:50

Guess we’re moving up in the rankings.
RAWR
August 2nd, 2009 - 00:14

I POOP ABOUT ONCE A WEEK!! OR MAYBE 2
Droog
August 5th, 2009 - 19:57

Bwahahahaha! This is friggin’ hilarious! But seriously, Cuzzi, what’s up with all the “Imma”? Do not type the way you talk.
Nowww thatsss just nasstyyyy
August 6th, 2009 - 14:18

I use to be a every 3 dayer… But now I am happy to say I am feeling that great unloading once a day. I believe its due to my intake of more water and working out more often. I how ever will not go any where other then in my own bathroom and when anyone is home I seem to lock up until I have peace and quite. Until then I feel bloated and unhappy:( but been like that since I was a wee lil.
Nowww thatsss just nasstyyyy
August 6th, 2009 - 14:20

Ps this was a shit load of laughs thanks for the giggles and info on how much we shit a day !!
IWishICouldPoop
August 8th, 2009 - 23:57

Well… I poop once or twice EVERY 2 WEEKS!!!
Sometimes it hurts. I wanted to find out how I could poop more!
I used to poop a lot, AND I WAS THIN. Now I’m just….. ew. I WANNA POOP MORE! HELP ME!!!
Nowww thatsss just nasstyyyy
August 11th, 2009 - 09:56

To ^ Iwishicouldpoop …. You need FIBER! Whole Grain breads and lots of water in take, 8 glasses of water a day. Give your system a shock with some green veggies, over load on them and drink plenty of water. I bet you will go the next day like a newborn baby on a fresh clean diaper. If that doesnt work take Metamucil, its about 10 bucks for a big jar, mix it with orange juice twice a day and bammmm you will go, plus on top of the great feeling of releasing you will also find that you lose weight YAY weight loss from pooing
gimme a break
August 17th, 2009 - 04:11

Yo, I don’t know if its cause I’m an alcoholic or whatever, but I haven’t had a solid shit in the longest! I feel real outta place in this post with the amounts of poops per day I’m seein posted, I’ve literally taken a shit, wiped my ass gotten out the bathroom and 2 seconds later, ran back in to finish it off, rough…to say the least, I go on average, 8 times a day and that’s the average! Some days are bad, I need to stop drinkin every night I think, I keep a bottle of pepto bismol close at ALL times! No bullshit, anyone out there like me? Please…
mel
August 30th, 2009 - 00:49

I poo twice a day never less then that I am lactos intolerant but not good at staying away from dairy so there are some days that I might go like 10 or more times a day! I though that was to much!
lilpooper
September 4th, 2009 - 00:11

Hey guys I have tons of trouble pooping. : / I can go days without pooping I would have to say I go prob once a week!!! I think that’s all messed up : )
dumptruck
September 17th, 2009 - 21:58

this page showed up as the first result when i googled average poop… i was concerned with how much i was going in a day but after seeing some more ridiculous numbers posted here, i’m quite satisfied that i go 4-6 a day.
MrGramophone
September 20th, 2009 - 02:12

I poop one, or two times a day. There can be exceptions, however. Last week I didn’t “go” from Sunday up until Friday night. Maybe it was because of the enema I had on Sunday night where everything from stomach to anus seemed to come out in the expulsion.
HOLLA!
October 3rd, 2009 - 18:31

I poop once a day, only once, everyday after taking a FiberOne bar. Do your think I have IBS? I’m never sure, I always have the urge to go, but I’ll sit and nothing comes out. So I guess I’m not really constipated, because I’m going once a day, but still, I never feel like I finish. suggestions?
sleeppooper
October 19th, 2009 - 00:32

I only shit while sleeping.. I can’t control myself. I wake up to a pile of chocolate fudge. I think there is a problem. sleep shits run in the family. therefore I can’t actually count the number of shits in a day for me, all i know is I have to take morning showers and wash my sheets every day. No girl will ever sleep with me….it sucks. Last girl I slept with I shat on her face…but, she broke up with me. Any advice from the regular poopers out there?!
sleeppooper
October 19th, 2009 - 00:34

I fist myself anally and eat a lot of chipotle in order to take bigger shits. I am up to a 3 1/2 inch diameter.
Buthole
October 19th, 2009 - 00:35

I fist myself anally and eat a lot of chipotle in order to take bigger shits. I am up to a 3 1/2 inch diameter.