How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

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How Often Does a Normal Person Poop?

"Another new series? WTF?!?"

Someone just Googled how often does the normal person poop and ended up at The Churning. I'm not sure how it happened. I just ran the same search and we didn't end up in the first ten pages of results.

That tells me they sifted through at least ten pages of shit (pardon the pun) to find us and we didn't even have the answer to their question. So, I think we should provide a service to these inquiring minds. Now I understand that none of us would qualify as a "normal" person, especially myself - but let's help this internet novice by offering our own advice.

I'll start things off in the comments section. The rest of you MUST participate. Here's the question: "How often do you shit?"

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Alyssa Thompson
July 23rd, 2010 - 05:10

now, i am suffering from bad indigestion and sometimes it is painful too.*`”
JJ
July 23rd, 2010 - 07:25

Relax, Alyssa. No one wants to hear about your shit factory.
sanub
July 24th, 2010 - 20:43

use Benefiber. just google it and you can find it in the drug stores. it is 100% natural fiber. its awsome. taste less, colour less, smell less… so just try it. trust me I have beeen using it for 2 weeks now and its so good.
constipated
July 31st, 2010 - 17:24

not being able to shit is a very uncomfortable feeling more so than actually taking a shit. also a very serious problem. IF YOU DON’T SHIT YOU DIE! it is the same as not eating,not sleeping,and not breathing. that’s all i really need to say.
ian
August 5th, 2010 - 13:17

I shit on most days, recently it feels really satisying afterwards, i think it is because i have got into the routine of eating a bowl of fruit and fibre cereal every day. The other day the toilet monster stole my poo, i felt it come out and plop into the water (a little bit splashed my bum and balls), but when i took a sneaky peek to check out how big that whopper was, it had gone.

This thread is so wrong.
Barney
September 1st, 2010 - 10:18

This is a great thread, but awfully lacking. Also, you guys are one of the top results now that no one is looking. And lol @ ninja poos. Sorry to hear you all are having the stopped-ups. That’s never fun. Ironically, this was googled to see if some of my bathroom habits are “too” healthy.
Hayley
September 5th, 2010 - 07:23

i dont know if this is normal, but i poop once or twice a week sometimes because i hold it coz everytime i poop it hurts a lot.
Daniel Evans
September 9th, 2010 - 11:34

i often get indigestion when i eat so much without taking foods high in fiber.`.
Jonny
September 18th, 2010 - 16:46

I shit about three times a day. I’m in thereee about twenty-thirty minutes.
Bobby
September 27th, 2010 - 16:56

Hayley going once or twice a week is very unhealthy. I assume that it is because you wait so long that it causes you pain. if you went daily, give or take, the poo would be in smaller quantities thus not causing pain. i poop multiple times per day. 2-5 total depending on many factors
Northeast Ohio
October 10th, 2010 - 10:07

I go every other day on average. I don’t eat a lot, so I just figure that’s normal.??? I never supress the urge.
SludgeGulper
October 20th, 2010 - 19:14

I used to mostly poop on a friday night as i began to relax after a hard week at work.Just recently I`ve been drinking to cans of fosters every night and now I`m pooping every evening I get back after work,and sometimes I know I should go before I get home but I hold it in ( I know thats bad but its better than shittin my pants lol )
So for those of you that wan`t to feel more normal have a couple of cans of larger every night lol
MASTER ASSWIPER
November 10th, 2010 - 11:13

I’VE had ass blow-out several times a week! ya know where the shit gets blasted between toilet seat and bowl! Like a bad gasket letting loose! I think crapping whenever you crap is paradise, when you blow a good shit out of your ass, it feels SOOOO GOOD! The only thing thats sucks is when you don’t have toilet paper and you have to rip your drawers apart for a good wipe, but you have to get ready to run, because your drawers don’t FLUSH very well… Oh and one other thing, the hottest looking women have the worst smelling shits…..
leah
November 19th, 2010 - 12:06

i poop atleast 4 times a day but that depends on what i eat like if i eat chips n gravy ill go if i eat m&ms then have coke ill go.COFFEE is the main ass blaster!..but now if im not eating well ill get constipated.one time i had a pain in the gut and had diarrehea all night thats coz i had coffee at like 2 in the morning! but if ur poo is like a dark green u have problems i had it only coz i ate green olives.my partner everytime she drinks beer she goes atleast 4 to 5 times in the same day or next day.but if u cant shit at all drink beer and eat honey soy chips on top then ur ass will be blastin.
TMI
November 20th, 2010 - 01:24

I shit every other day , but I do a laxative once a month for a good cleaning out
Joe
November 21st, 2010 - 04:04

I really like it when my girlfriend lays on the bathroom floor naked and lets me shit in between her big juicy titties. I rub it in with my bumbum, then I make her squish it in between them. I also like to draw pictures in it with my monkey and peewees.
Firey anus
December 3rd, 2010 - 14:56

I honestly take pretty good sized overall satisfying dumps 4-5 times a day, but always twice within the first hour of being awake. The first dump is always borderline immediately after waking up. I generally stumble to the toilet and let the gravy train begin. After about 45 mins.-1 hr. I’m having a slightly less solid dump generally accompanied with a consistency resembling why I like to call “the green apple splatters. This particular bowel movement generally spackles the rear and underside of the toilet seat. Occasionally if I lean forward and push extra hard correctly anticipating the arrival and dismissal of the rea (as in diarrhea) I actually splatter the back of the putter toilet seat lid. These are exquisitely satisfying shits. After about another 2 hours I commence my shitting endeavors. This shit is usually uneventful, lacking in overall volume and more or less an average everyday kinda guy dump. The usual fourth usually happens maybe 3-4 hours later around 1 or 2 p.m. Again relatively average. Then I process to stop by the gas station, purchase a 6 pack of pabst blue ribbon tall cans and down them one after another. I am almost beyond a shadow of a doubt sure that the quantity of hit I pass out of my anus on a daily basis can be credited to the wonderful brewers and distributors of pabst blue ribbon lager. I also like to occasionally jerk off after taking the 3rd crap of the day. Best of lick to u an if u would like to have shotgun anus less often avoid drinking a 6 pack of tall boys per day. On the other hand if u would like some borderline inflammatory diahrrea, drink 2 6 packs of tall boys and wait for the spackling brush to unveil itself in all of it’s irradecent beauty. I’m shitting right now btw. # 3 of the day so soon I’ll be jerking it too, most likely. Have a great day and remember front to back for ur ass holes sake.
Headboard Light %0B
December 4th, 2010 - 12:31

i was suffering from colitis a couple of months ago and believe me, the pain is horrible ;,*
Bariatric Surgery %0B
December 16th, 2010 - 04:29

if you are not eating much fiber, then you will always get indigestion. so eat lots of dietary fibers `*’
hailey richmond
December 19th, 2010 - 06:06

well there must be something wrong with my system of going to the toilet and doing a poo. i will be lucky enough to shit once or twice a day which is not good
bob
December 22nd, 2010 - 22:05

i jus took a shit and wen i wiped i noticed i had some choro on my penis and sack so i wiped it then got hornyy and my wife came in and sucked on it and it got less horny
bob
December 22nd, 2010 - 22:06

i had some choro on my penis and sack so i wiped it then got hornyy and my wife came in and sucked on it and it got less horny
emma
February 4th, 2011 - 08:48

ON average once a week. if have eaten load maybe once a day
squiggly
February 5th, 2011 - 09:51

I poop so much I have to wear a diaper now.
rick
March 16th, 2011 - 04:28

wow and here i was looking on some advice…i shit like three times aday and thought i had a problem…now i now that i am normal…thank god…i thought i had pancreate cancer
shitty shit shit
March 20th, 2011 - 05:54

i shit 4-5 times a day. first when i wake up. second after breakfast and the rest follow after every meal. I think its because i eat unhealthy food. When i was on a diet and all i ate was vegies and grilled food i would shit once every 2 days. So i guess its the type of food that plays a factor. A week ago, i spotted blood when i shat, it didnt hurt or anything all i saw was blood splashes in the toilet seat, it happened for two days and now its gone. Does anyone know whats this about ?
Sarah
March 28th, 2011 - 16:26

holy shit….nice comments….-_-

i go once, maybe more…..sometimes i go alot when drinking alcohol but i have ibs so it makes me need the bathroom more often.

The blood in the bowel “shitty shit shit” can be problems with your intestine or it could be a cut on your anus….go to the docs just in case…they’ll probably want a sample of that lovely shit of yours….
Fister
March 30th, 2011 - 14:04

Or maybe you’re letting Johnny in the wrong door.
scroo yoo
March 31st, 2011 - 17:09

Sometimes I poop once a day,sometimes not for 2-3 days

Sometimes I have good poops,sometimes bad poops

I never poop the same poop twice
Andrew
April 10th, 2011 - 10:30

Every 5-7 days. I always end up shitting out breeze blocks and block the toilet. I can’t ever be arsed to go. Meh…. :/
poop master
April 22nd, 2011 - 04:04

All u shud eat isabgol and u l get best poop ever
Joshua
May 10th, 2011 - 13:03

i poop after every meal, even if it was just a snack. normally averaging about 4-5 times a day. If my stomach is upset it can easily climb to 10 plus times in a day, im not sure if thats health but im still alive and its been that way most of my life.
Andrew
May 10th, 2011 - 14:04

HAHA^ WTF?!
Paul Skinback
May 14th, 2011 - 09:36

Ugh, yesterday I swear I had 20 shits. I was running a fever the night before and I started getting up once an hour to take a runny shit. Not nice.
Joel
May 14th, 2011 - 16:29

Hey There Poopers,
I have a poo about 20 hours or less after I have eaten.
I eat 3 or 4 times a day…so therefore I poo 3 or 4 times a day also.
This is normal….anything else means you have bowel problems.
Bob
May 16th, 2011 - 10:52

BLUD Me wan poup the crape outta ya yardie arsee… Famzzyy
Markus bum hunter
May 30th, 2011 - 03:46

U all a bunch of sick mother fuckers especially “firey anus”
Markus bum hunter
May 30th, 2011 - 03:52

My girlfriend Jess Naylor sprays the bowl on average
3-4 times a day doctors have said not 2 be alarmed and
Have given her some medication 2 make her poops more
Solid. I hope this information can help suffere
MattheWilliams
June 15th, 2011 - 01:42

My bowels are as free flowing as the Huang He river
2k11
June 18th, 2011 - 06:13

I shit averagely about twice a day and its not that hard shit. Is this normal, well is there something wrong with me
Shitake Boy
July 1st, 2011 - 17:16

I poop anywhere from 2-6 times per day, depending on what I eat, activity, and the state of my IBS that day. It is very relaxing for me to poop as long as there is no pain in the process.
Banny
July 3rd, 2011 - 00:21

I poop anywhere from 2 – 6 a day and when i wipe there is blood on the toilet paper.. Im 15 and dont eat very healthy??help???
Joe Magic
July 14th, 2011 - 02:46

I pinch out a mud monkey once every 2 days. Occasionally I get a a bit of a roll on and go every day, but then I might go for 3 days straight without..
Recently went to an “All you can eat” Brazillian BBQ” for dinner. I stuffed myself silly and didn’t shit for 4 days afterwards.
The day it finally came, was probably the happiest day of my life. However had to get the entire bathroom renovated afterwards. Not just the toilet, but the tiles, the shower, the sink…the whole damn bathroom
PooBoo
July 26th, 2011 - 15:09

I like a nice brick to flop into the water every once in awhile. I’ve stopped drinking and I get no action so my internal organs aren’t getting good exercise. I really enjoy forcing the poop out of my anus. Afterwards I feel like a winner.
dracula's castle of Transylvania in the USA
August 4th, 2011 - 13:35

wiccaman, the viking queen, and Lisa are normal people. The question is are there any other normal people in Morgantown, WV and southwestern Pennsylvania?
SniperShit
August 5th, 2011 - 08:21

I don’t sit on the toilet when I have a poo. I stand 5-6 metres away, an snipe it…
no-scope. Ocassionally I will quick scope my poo but that’s no way near as fun.
Scoop
August 6th, 2011 - 15:22

Markus bum hunter, haha. Pissing myself here :L
Arron Robinson
August 13th, 2011 - 18:15

So when i have a shit, i normally pebble dash, or i leave a big steaming turd floating like a boat on the sea. Sometimes the shit is so bad, it freaking leaves 360 degree skidders in my pantios. And then i have to get some cillit bang on the fucking pantios. And it still stinks of a beasting barry white. Which came out of my anus, 4weeks ago.. ALSO! my bird finds it attractive if i lay one above her lip or eye brow and say “hello here is timmy turd” .
Ryan Goodison.
August 13th, 2011 - 18:17

I LIKE TO SHIT IN MY PANTY DRAW.
Ryan Goodison.
August 13th, 2011 - 18:18

i like it when my mum wipes poo across my top lip.