Washington Washington – He’s Coming He’s Coming He’s Coming
Today's assignment: George Washington. Watch and learn.
Washington
Washington
6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming
Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With the mason ring and schnauzer with his perfect hands
Here comes George in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming
Washington
Washington
Six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
Spread Spread Delaware
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming
Sue me if I go to fast but the sons of his opponents wish he was their dad
Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart
He’ll kick you apart
He’ll kick you apart
He’ll save children but not the British children
He’ll save children but not the British children
He’ll save children but not the British children
He’ll save children but not the British children
He had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears
He threw a knife into heaven
And could kill with a stair
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
Washington
Washington
Twelve stories high made of radiation
The present beware
The future beware
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming
Did I mention his four nuts
Well he also had four dicks
If you took of his boot you’d see the dicks growing of his feet
I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks
He once held the hand of one of his opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid at a party
Video by Brad Neely. Lyrics transcribed by Glitterfish.
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June 9th, 2006 - 18:32
That’s some fucked up shit!
PS: FNFO 4 Tonight. Get yer pic.
August 6th, 2006 - 18:21
he’s got a pocket full of horses, fucks the shit out of bears.
searching for the lyrics to the song from that movie i found on youtube led me to your site. Thanks!
September 10th, 2006 - 15:33
What a great song…thanks for the lyrics.
September 11th, 2006 - 08:31
lmao – he’s the chuck norris of the revolution…
it gives australians a reason to like america.
go the aussies… plus i found this site from looking for lyrics too… me made it a favourite
October 10th, 2006 - 02:37
lol yeah, i found this looking for lyrics aswell, must download this song.
September 6th, 2007 - 14:18
corrections:
Let me lay it on line there were two on the vine > let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
masonry > mason ring
He through a knife into heaven > He threw a knife into heaven
…
Several other spelling mistakes I’m too lazy to point out.
September 6th, 2007 - 14:45
Thanks! Seriously.
January 9th, 2008 - 21:02
how dare this video get taken down now what am i supposed to watch when i need to be cheered up
February 6th, 2008 - 22:39
Does anyone have an MP3 of this?? I want to hear Washington at the gym… haha
February 6th, 2008 - 23:03
Does anyone have an MP3 of this?? I want to hear Washington at the gym… haha
June 30th, 2009 - 18:08
Dear Editor,
I found the song amusing and yet pleasing all at the same time. Now you know why Mather rarely came out She just sat and made flags all day. Ha ha ha… Because i’m FU*KING George “Brass Balls” Washington. Secretly She was bowlegged, thanks to me “Fu+Cking George “mountainous Testicals” Washington”.
In closing thank you for allowing me to shine my ball publicly.
Sincerley
George “Grandios Gonads” Washington “Fu*king”
October 5th, 2009 - 21:53
i fucking love this song its been around for a while………
i heard that muther fucker had like 30 god damn dicks,…..
November 28th, 2009 - 15:14
This was very interesting. I think that drug recovery is very major issue in the world today. Many people are addicted to drugs or alcohol and not very many people are doing anything about it. This is why I think that the awareness of it must go up.
August 19th, 2010 - 16:28
Um, I just discovered this song last week. Searched lyrics and found this. Bless you, and may you have a pocket full of horses.