RockyJay – A Series of Unfortunate Blog Incidents

This blog of the week thing will continue until I get sick of it or until I forget to write one... and either of those could happen at any time. Until then, I present to you: RockyJay.

Dude runs into more trouble than the Exxon Valdez. I mean, who else would get busted for stealing their own cable?

And what happens when RockyJay tries to have an quiet, innocent conversation with his wife? It turns into a total mess.

Maybe she's upset because RockyJay's obsessed with finding "the perfect ass." As Forrest Gump would say, "That's all I have to say about that."