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	<title>Comments on: Dear Thief, I Hope Your Mother Hates You</title>
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		<title>By: The Churning &#187; Hit and Run</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/22/dear-thief-i-hope-your-mother-hates-you/comment-page-1/#comment-33848</link>
		<dc:creator>The Churning &#187; Hit and Run</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] But here&#8217;s the thing - I&#8217;m not even really all that mad. Remember how pissed off I was when someone broke into my old Subaru? That felt like a personal attack. This is completely different. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] But here&#8217;s the thing &#8211; I&#8217;m not even really all that mad. Remember how pissed off I was when someone broke into my old Subaru? That felt like a personal attack. This is completely different. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: C-Dub</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/22/dear-thief-i-hope-your-mother-hates-you/comment-page-1/#comment-7533</link>
		<dc:creator>C-Dub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2006 22:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry about the bad luck. I can&#039;t stand a damn theif. 
Nice car though. I like the subaru impreza myself. any subaru is a nice vehicle choice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry about the bad luck. I can&#8217;t stand a damn theif.<br />
Nice car though. I like the subaru impreza myself. any subaru is a nice vehicle choice.</p>
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		<title>By: Martha</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/22/dear-thief-i-hope-your-mother-hates-you/comment-page-1/#comment-7196</link>
		<dc:creator>Martha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so sorry about your car. I wish the thief could read, but he probably can&#039;t. I&#039;m looking forward to the Mustang story. If you want an &quot;after&quot; picture, I have it somewhere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so sorry about your car. I wish the thief could read, but he probably can&#8217;t. I&#8217;m looking forward to the Mustang story. If you want an &#8220;after&#8221; picture, I have it somewhere.</p>
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		<title>By: JJ</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/22/dear-thief-i-hope-your-mother-hates-you/comment-page-1/#comment-7193</link>
		<dc:creator>JJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ma Titwonky:
You have a very unusual name.

antickpix:
Definitely a bumer.  I&#039;m finally getting my car back today.  It&#039;s been a week!

Trouble:
But a&quot;fuck me&quot; letter is a close second.

HRD:
Hopefully.  Though I suspect his mother doesn&#039;t give a shit.  To raise a kid who has those kind of morals.. ugh.

J.Mo:
Yeah, I was kind of surprised that the insurance company told me not to waste my time reporting it to the cops.  She said they wouldn&#039;t care.

Jimbo:
Karma&#039;s a bitch.

MacBros:
I should&#039;ve submitted a FNFO for the fucker.  But as angry as I am, I&#039;m feeling even lazier.

Cinders:
Yeah, I know what it&#039;s like.  I drove the two hours back to Philly listening to my headphones.

Big Al:
Thanks, Al.  I&#039;m getting my car back in a couple of hours.  Though it&#039;ll never be the same...

Diane:
Don&#039;t you drive some kind of 70&#039;s muscle car?  I can&#039;t remember.  I&#039;d love to race you, but you&#039;d probably destroy me and my little Japanese turbo 4-cyl.

LC:
My anger&#039;s a turn-on?  Damn.... Too bad I&#039;m usually so even-keeled.

Dave:
Yeah - I&#039;m not normally a &quot;bitter&quot; guy.  But this shit got my blood boiling.

Soviet:
&quot;gay peruvian packing llamas&quot;
Oooh... I had no idea such a creature existed... sounds so exotic!

Lick My Sack:
I like your new screen name.
Yeah, the Mustang I ROLLED!  I&#039;ve got to write about that someday.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ma Titwonky:<br />
You have a very unusual name.</p>
<p>antickpix:<br />
Definitely a bumer.  I&#8217;m finally getting my car back today.  It&#8217;s been a week!</p>
<p>Trouble:<br />
But a&#8221;fuck me&#8221; letter is a close second.</p>
<p>HRD:<br />
Hopefully.  Though I suspect his mother doesn&#8217;t give a shit.  To raise a kid who has those kind of morals.. ugh.</p>
<p>J.Mo:<br />
Yeah, I was kind of surprised that the insurance company told me not to waste my time reporting it to the cops.  She said they wouldn&#8217;t care.</p>
<p>Jimbo:<br />
Karma&#8217;s a bitch.</p>
<p>MacBros:<br />
I should&#8217;ve submitted a FNFO for the fucker.  But as angry as I am, I&#8217;m feeling even lazier.</p>
<p>Cinders:<br />
Yeah, I know what it&#8217;s like.  I drove the two hours back to Philly listening to my headphones.</p>
<p>Big Al:<br />
Thanks, Al.  I&#8217;m getting my car back in a couple of hours.  Though it&#8217;ll never be the same&#8230;</p>
<p>Diane:<br />
Don&#8217;t you drive some kind of 70&#8217;s muscle car?  I can&#8217;t remember.  I&#8217;d love to race you, but you&#8217;d probably destroy me and my little Japanese turbo 4-cyl.</p>
<p>LC:<br />
My anger&#8217;s a turn-on?  Damn&#8230;. Too bad I&#8217;m usually so even-keeled.</p>
<p>Dave:<br />
Yeah &#8211; I&#8217;m not normally a &#8220;bitter&#8221; guy.  But this shit got my blood boiling.</p>
<p>Soviet:<br />
&#8220;gay peruvian packing llamas&#8221;<br />
Oooh&#8230; I had no idea such a creature existed&#8230; sounds so exotic!</p>
<p>Lick My Sack:<br />
I like your new screen name.<br />
Yeah, the Mustang I ROLLED!  I&#8217;ve got to write about that someday.</p>
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		<title>By: Lick My Sack</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lick My Sack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was that the same mustang that spent some time tearing ass around a field in Brandon?

Some cocksore toting motherfucker broke into my old truck once by popping the locks and cutting the radio wire harness as close to the nub as they could.  Had to get a whole new wire harness for some big dough.  at least they unplugged yours making the damage a little less.  Still, they deserve a few kicks to the nuts to make it all better.  enough kicks to take their seed out of the gene pool. 

anyways, sorry to hear about your break in.  Sweet ride for sure... AWD sure is fun in the turns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was that the same mustang that spent some time tearing ass around a field in Brandon?</p>
<p>Some cocksore toting motherfucker broke into my old truck once by popping the locks and cutting the radio wire harness as close to the nub as they could.  Had to get a whole new wire harness for some big dough.  at least they unplugged yours making the damage a little less.  Still, they deserve a few kicks to the nuts to make it all better.  enough kicks to take their seed out of the gene pool. </p>
<p>anyways, sorry to hear about your break in.  Sweet ride for sure&#8230; AWD sure is fun in the turns.</p>
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		<title>By: The Soviet</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2006/06/22/dear-thief-i-hope-your-mother-hates-you/comment-page-1/#comment-7178</link>
		<dc:creator>The Soviet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i&#039;ve always been intrigued by the chrome pedals on this particular car. must be the designer in me because that&#039;s what i felt made it so badass.

what losers break into cars anymore ? that&#039;s just so ... raven.

sorry, though, jj. that absolutely blows gay peruvian packing llamas.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;ve always been intrigued by the chrome pedals on this particular car. must be the designer in me because that&#8217;s what i felt made it so badass.</p>
<p>what losers break into cars anymore ? that&#8217;s just so &#8230; raven.</p>
<p>sorry, though, jj. that absolutely blows gay peruvian packing llamas.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 17:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But the important thing is, you&#039;re not bitter ;)

Still sucks though. My condolences.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But the important thing is, you&#8217;re not bitter <img src='http://www.thechurning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Still sucks though. My condolences.</p>
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		<title>By: LC</title>
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		<dc:creator>LC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.. that letter. It&#039;s violent.. it&#039;s harsh.. it&#039;s awful.
It&#039;s kind of a turn-on!! :-)

Sorry about your car.. it&#039;s still bad ass, though!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.. that letter. It&#8217;s violent.. it&#8217;s harsh.. it&#8217;s awful.<br />
It&#8217;s kind of a turn-on!! <img src='http://www.thechurning.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Sorry about your car.. it&#8217;s still bad ass, though!!</p>
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		<title>By: Diane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel for you JJ. My daughter Steph has a Mustang convertible and the last apartment complex she lived at someone slit the top to get inside and rip off her stereo.  She doesn&#039;t live there anymore, that was enough. I have my stereo hidden inside of my glove box. I didn&#039;t do it that way to keep away thieves though, I did it so it wouldn&#039;t screw up the original dash. It serves a two-fold purpose that way at least.  You&#039;re probably not far off on the horrible drug addiction. Worthless mf&#039;s.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel for you JJ. My daughter Steph has a Mustang convertible and the last apartment complex she lived at someone slit the top to get inside and rip off her stereo.  She doesn&#8217;t live there anymore, that was enough. I have my stereo hidden inside of my glove box. I didn&#8217;t do it that way to keep away thieves though, I did it so it wouldn&#8217;t screw up the original dash. It serves a two-fold purpose that way at least.  You&#8217;re probably not far off on the horrible drug addiction. Worthless mf&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: big al</title>
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		<dc:creator>big al</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 16:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>must have been some fucked up crackhead .
hate it when people can not leave there hands of of other peoples belongings.

hope you get it fixed soon bro.

peace</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>must have been some fucked up crackhead .<br />
hate it when people can not leave there hands of of other peoples belongings.</p>
<p>hope you get it fixed soon bro.</p>
<p>peace</p>
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