1. 

   sarah
   June 28th, 2006 - 13:09

   i think we may have reached the limits of codenames for weed.
2. 

   Bored
   June 29th, 2006 - 10:34

   Tickets

   At least that’s what my friends and I refereed to it as in public. You know. “Did you get the tickets?” “We should get some tickets.” etc.
3. 

   pat
   June 29th, 2006 - 16:11

   nugs………dank nugs
4. 

   shirley
   June 29th, 2006 - 22:20

   Mommy
5. 

   shirley
   June 29th, 2006 - 22:20

   Daddy
6. 

   long distance underwear
   July 25th, 2006 - 17:27

   kindly
   or
   indo
   or
   notes
   or
   tickets
   or
   gang dang
   or
   tonto
   or
   kimo sabe
   or
   coffee break
7. 

   JJ
   July 26th, 2006 - 14:22

   Awesome! Thanks!!!
8. 

   Old Hippy
   December 7th, 2006 - 00:23

   Hey, man. Whatever we call her, she’s our sister in the night, man. Keep the culture alive. It shapes us. It makes us who we are. It reminds us of our freedom, and that is the legacy that we cannot blow, man, through not being careful. Through not being real. Through not being love, man.

   Mari Juana (Mary Jane) is one of the oldest euphemisms for the wonderful plant

   Loco Weed
   da Kind
   Kind Bud
   Joint
   Hoobastank
   THC
   Smeck
9. 

   stormbythesea
   December 23rd, 2006 - 16:42

   The Tree (Jim Rome)
   Mother Nug
   Herbage
10. 

    Old Hippy
    March 26th, 2007 - 00:27

    jibber
    420
    jay
    bifta
    kaya
    jazz cigarette
    doob
    steege
    greener
    cabbage
    sticky bud
    cracker
    hogger
    bone
    carrot
    smokage
    Puff the Magic Dragon
11. 

    Old Hippy
    March 26th, 2007 - 00:36

    nodge
    chrons
12. 

    Old Hippy
    March 26th, 2007 - 22:13

    How’d we miss ROACH, man! Shit!

    roach
13. 

    Old Hippy
    March 28th, 2007 - 21:33

    a number
14. 

    lewlx
    April 27th, 2007 - 02:20

    how about a JJ
    “lets go for a quick JJ everybody”
15. 

    JA JA Man
    May 14th, 2007 - 14:08

    You need to call this shit simply:

    Dank
    Bud
    Skunk
    cron
    mids
    regs
    smoke
    Harry Larry
    Happy Leaf
    Buddah

    My personal Favorite
    Skizzzunk
16. 

    justin
    May 31st, 2007 - 02:23

    Zol
17. 

    justin
    May 31st, 2007 - 02:23

    Zol (south african)
18. 

    wade
    June 19th, 2007 - 17:58

    Most of these are just types of weed. They are not euphemisms. Thats like saying an Acura a euphemism for a car.

    Also I don’t think you know what a euphemism is. Weed, Dope, and Hairy Mexican Stink Balls doesn’t sound more appealing than marijuana.

    Also some of these have got to be made up or codewords between friends. If someone said “lets go some some pasta”, Id be inclined to think he is a tard. Pizza?!

    And if you gonna include doobie; where is cone, sweet, long-beach (blunt with the outer paper carefuly removed), baseball bat, pinner, jay, and hog-leg?
19. 

    Old Hippy
    June 19th, 2007 - 18:37

    Some of these are dysphemisms, Wade. And, ah, we were having a great party… until you came along and blew it for everybody with your self-righteous banter… so thanks, man
20. 

    JJ
    June 20th, 2007 - 08:34

    The goal was to create a list of terms people use when “marijuana” is unacceptable or inappropriate. Terms like 4:20 or tea or green. “Euphemism” seemed to match the original intention. But then as people added to the list, it became more a list of synonyms mixed in with specific marijuana varieties and code words.

    And as Old Hippy says, we were just having a little fun. This isn’t Wikipedia after all. It’s just a bunch of stoners talking about weed.
21. 

    Lost Bui
    August 29th, 2007 - 09:13

    Rope – “Wanna go smoke some rope?”

    Based on the fact that rope used to be made of hemp.
22. 

    Holly
    August 30th, 2007 - 10:33

    how about bedrock, Barney and muggles 50s term
23. 

    linkzelda567
    December 14th, 2007 - 13:03

    how about hemp
    or
    hobo’s urine
24. 

    Texas
    January 3rd, 2008 - 14:09

    Around here, some call it “smoking some chicken.” Makes it sound like you’re gonna BBQ.
25. 

    s1llyg00se
    March 2nd, 2008 - 21:56

    my friends and i have used many names for the smoking of the marijuana…but the phrase we have adopted recently is, “sparking some barnacles”
26. 

    Julie
    April 23rd, 2008 - 10:34

    How about the “chill herb”
27. 

    Julie
    April 23rd, 2008 - 10:34

    How about the “chill herb”
28. 

    DW
    July 13th, 2008 - 16:55

    I know people who call it a Safety Meeting.
    ie. “Lets go have a safety meeting”
29. 

    ahole
    July 21st, 2008 - 01:59

    my ffriends call it cock.

    like, ‘we just got some good cock’, or ‘wanna go smoke some cock?’

    …….
    /sarcasm
30. 

    Michael
    July 21st, 2008 - 18:15

    Wade obviously isn’t hangin’ from “The Tree”
31. 

    Meeeean
    August 31st, 2008 - 06:29

    Zebra..

    ‘Lets go ride a zebra’
32. 

    tweety
    September 3rd, 2008 - 21:22

    ive heard

    mota
    white widow
    wookie treats
    blueberry yum yum
    pineapple express
    blue carpet treatment
    sticky
    green monster
    purple kush
    kush
    n ive heard a lot other names
33. 

    Roo
    September 20th, 2008 - 16:14

    Salad

    Also we say books ie “Hey man do you know anyone selling text books?” “Yeah, I’ve got one that has 300 pages”

    or homework ie “Hey man can you help me out with my homework? I’m stuck on question number (insert number)”
34. 

    jon
    October 1st, 2008 - 14:16

    Saftey Meeting. as in ‘we need to have a saftey meeting right now.’
35. 

    RastaDan
    February 7th, 2009 - 10:45

    Me and my smoking pals just call it Bob. We say “have you talked to Bob lately?” when we need some. The Bong is called “Billy” (short for Billy Bob Thornton) and the pipe is called a “Yipster”. “You talkin’ to Billy this morning?” Funny, we can talk out in public and nobody knows what we’re saying. Bowl Hole Here!!!!
36. 

    me
    February 19th, 2009 - 16:23

    how does this list not include ‘hootie’?
37. 

    souperhero
    February 25th, 2009 - 01:58

    backyard boogie
    buddsif
    some of what me and my friends say
38. 

    cocksuckerextrme10
    April 25th, 2009 - 02:51

    i heard a doopie call it “poop”

    “Smoking that poop today?”

    Or “Lil wayne bastard”

    “Got that wayne bastard?”

    …..i was raped by lil wayne dont judge me

    just another victim…

    anywho…my fat one said the sun was a light bulb…what a whore…

    i am the cocksuckerextrme10 bitch!…
    …come here i like you

    ah yeah baby thats the spot…my life be like ohh ahh, yeah ohh ahh…fuck fuck fuck fuck baby harder harder…ah YEAH!

    ….wait…was that you? Awh man! That fucking stinks! Get out of my house you lame ass bitch!….

    remember…
    …just another victim…

    WORLD ENDS AT THE APOCALYPSE! RUN! 2012 BITCHES!

    BE PREPARED!
39. 

    cocksuckerextrme10
    May 12th, 2009 - 01:28

    hi again

    cocksuckerextreme10 is BACK!
40. 

    blubonnetbabyyy
    May 14th, 2009 - 14:29

    Me & one of my BFF’s are always makin up new names for either weed or smokin & our new one is “Let’s go take a bite outta crime.” after the McGruff crime dog from back in the day tellin u to NOT do drugs. Lol we thought it was pretty funny but maybe it was just a high thing
41. 

    Val
    November 3rd, 2009 - 20:47

    we also call a joint a “Number”
42. 

    Ang
    November 16th, 2009 - 22:01

    We called it Michael Jackson lol
43. 

    Chris
    November 26th, 2009 - 15:00

    Thank you for sharing this thought provoking post. I think that Narconon Louisiana is a very big issue in the world today. Many people are addicted to drugs and need help. Drug rehabilitation centers are the places that they can go to get that help. I think that this is an issue that should be more known. This is why I bring it up. Anyway, thank you for your insight.
44. 

    CATAHИCT
    November 27th, 2009 - 19:46

    На Ваш блог знакомый в аську ссылку кинул. Оказалось ,что не зря Понравилось. Тепрь постоянно читать буду

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