Let’s keep this shit going, people. Add your suggestions in the comments and I’ll update the list.

  1. 4:20 Time
  2. A Number
  3. Barbecued Iguana
  4. Baseball
  5. Baseball Bat
  6. Bifta
  7. Blogroll
  8. Blue Hair
  9. Blunt
  10. Bone
  11. Bowling
  12. Bud
  13. Buddha
  14. Bunk
  15. Cabbage
  16. Carla
  17. Carrot
  18. Cat Food
  19. Cheeba Cheeba
  20. Chronic
  21. Chrons
  22. Coffee Break
  23. Cone
  24. Cracker
  25. Creeper
  26. Cron
  27. da Kind
  28. Daddy
  29. Dank
  30. Darren Popovich
  31. Dirt Weed
  32. Donnie
  33. Doob
  34. Doobage
  35. Doobie
  36. Dope
  37. Fatty Boombalaty
  38. Fetid Finger
  39. Fire
  40. Fishing
  41. Freshly Baked Bread
  42. Gang Dang
  43. Ganj
  44. Ganja
  45. Garden Gnome
  46. Garlic Knots
  47. Ghandi
  48. Grass
  49. Green
  50. Greenage
  51. Greener
  52. Greenery
  53. Hairy Mexican Skunk Balls
  54. Happy Leaf
  55. Harry Larry
  56. Heinlen
  57. Herb
  58. Herbage
  59. Hippie Lettuce
  60. Hit
  61. Hogger
  62. Hog-Leg
  63. Hooba
  64. Hoobastank
  65. Hydro
  66. Indica
  67. Indo
  68. Inhibition Reducer
  69. Irish Mind Bomb
  70. Jay
  71. Jazz Cigarette
  72. Jesus
  73. Jibber
  74. JJ
  75. Joint
  76. Joseph
  77. Kaya
  78. Keeping It Real
  79. Kill
  80. Killer
  81. Kimo Sabe
  82. Kind Bud
  83. Kindly
  84. Knockout
  85. Leprechaun’s Hairy Beaver
  86. Loco Weed
  87. Long-Beach
  88. Mary
  89. Mary Jane
  90. Maui Wowee
  91. Mexican Dirt
  92. Mids
  93. Mommy
  94. Mother Nug
  95. Nodge
  96. Notes
  97. Nugs
  98. Oregano
  99. Parsley
  100. Pasta
  101. Pinner
  102. Pizza
  103. Pop Tarts
  104. Pot
  105. Puff
  106. Puff The Magic Dragon
  107. Red Hair
  108. Reefer
  109. Regs
  110. Roach
  111. Rotini
  112. Shit
  113. Shwag
  114. Skizzzunk
  115. Skunk
  116. Skunk Tail
  117. Smashed Potatoes
  118. Smeck
  119. Smokage
  120. Smoke
  121. Spliff
  122. Stank
  123. Steege
  124. Sticky Bud
  125. Sticky Icky
  126. Sticky-Icky-ICKY
  127. Strange
  128. Sweet
  129. Sweet Leaf
  130. Tea
  131. Tetrahydrocannabinol
  132. Thai Stick
  133. THC
  134. The Tree
  135. Tickets
  136. Tonto
  137. Toot
  138. Trees
  139. Wacky Tobacky
  140. Weed
  141. Wowe Maui
  142. Yellow Fever
  143. Yukon Gold
  144. Zol

27 Responses to “Hippie Lettuce and Other Marijuana Euphemisms”

  1. on 28 Jun 2006 sarah

    i think we may have reached the limits of codenames for weed.

  2. on 29 Jun 2006 Bored

    Tickets

    At least that’s what my friends and I refereed to it as in public. You know. “Did you get the tickets?” “We should get some tickets.” etc.

  3. on 29 Jun 2006 pat

    nugs………dank nugs

  4. on 29 Jun 2006 shirley

    Mommy

  5. on 29 Jun 2006 shirley

    Daddy

  6. kindly
    or
    indo
    or
    notes
    or
    tickets
    or
    gang dang
    or
    tonto
    or
    kimo sabe
    or
    coffee break

  7. on 26 Jul 2006 JJ

    Awesome! Thanks!!!

  8. on 07 Dec 2006 Old Hippy

    Hey, man. Whatever we call her, she’s our sister in the night, man. Keep the culture alive. It shapes us. It makes us who we are. It reminds us of our freedom, and that is the legacy that we cannot blow, man, through not being careful. Through not being real. Through not being love, man.

    Mari Juana (Mary Jane) is one of the oldest euphemisms for the wonderful plant

    Loco Weed
    da Kind
    Kind Bud
    Joint
    Hoobastank
    THC
    Smeck

  9. on 23 Dec 2006 stormbythesea

    The Tree (Jim Rome)
    Mother Nug
    Herbage

  10. on 26 Mar 2007 Old Hippy

    jibber
    420
    jay
    bifta
    kaya
    jazz cigarette
    doob
    steege
    greener
    cabbage
    sticky bud
    cracker
    hogger
    bone
    carrot
    smokage
    Puff the Magic Dragon

  11. on 26 Mar 2007 Old Hippy

    nodge
    chrons

  12. on 26 Mar 2007 Old Hippy

    How’d we miss ROACH, man! Shit!

    roach

  13. on 28 Mar 2007 Old Hippy

    a number

  14. on 27 Apr 2007 lewlx

    how about a JJ
    “lets go for a quick JJ everybody”

  15. on 14 May 2007 JA JA Man

    You need to call this shit simply:

    Dank
    Bud
    Skunk
    cron
    mids
    regs
    smoke
    Harry Larry
    Happy Leaf
    Buddah

    My personal Favorite
    Skizzzunk

  16. on 31 May 2007 justin

    Zol

  17. on 31 May 2007 justin

    Zol (south african)

  18. on 19 Jun 2007 wade

    Most of these are just types of weed. They are not euphemisms. Thats like saying an Acura a euphemism for a car.

    Also I don’t think you know what a euphemism is. Weed, Dope, and Hairy Mexican Stink Balls doesn’t sound more appealing than marijuana.

    Also some of these have got to be made up or codewords between friends. If someone said “lets go some some pasta”, Id be inclined to think he is a tard. Pizza?!

    And if you gonna include doobie; where is cone, sweet, long-beach (blunt with the outer paper carefuly removed), baseball bat, pinner, jay, and hog-leg?

  19. on 19 Jun 2007 Old Hippy

    Some of these are dysphemisms, Wade. And, ah, we were having a great party… until you came along and blew it for everybody with your self-righteous banter… so thanks, man

  20. on 20 Jun 2007 JJ

    The goal was to create a list of terms people use when “marijuana” is unacceptable or inappropriate. Terms like 4:20 or tea or green. “Euphemism” seemed to match the original intention. But then as people added to the list, it became more a list of synonyms mixed in with specific marijuana varieties and code words.

    And as Old Hippy says, we were just having a little fun. This isn’t Wikipedia after all. It’s just a bunch of stoners talking about weed.

  21. on 29 Aug 2007 Lost Bui

    Rope - “Wanna go smoke some rope?”

    Based on the fact that rope used to be made of hemp.

  22. on 30 Aug 2007 Holly

    how about bedrock, Barney and muggles 50s term

  23. on 14 Dec 2007 linkzelda567

    how about hemp
    or
    hobo’s urine

  24. on 03 Jan 2008 Texas

    Around here, some call it “smoking some chicken.” Makes it sound like you’re gonna BBQ.

  25. on 02 Mar 2008 s1llyg00se

    my friends and i have used many names for the smoking of the marijuana…but the phrase we have adopted recently is, “sparking some barnacles”

  26. on 23 Apr 2008 Julie

    How about the “chill herb”

  27. on 23 Apr 2008 Julie

    How about the “chill herb”

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