Milestones
Sarah asked me a bunch of questions and she wants to have them answered immediately (get it?):
How old were you when…
You had your first kiss?
14. At the time, I thought I was really old to have never kissed a girl. In retrospect, it doesn't seem so bad. But I was such a self-conscious pussy back then. I hung out with a lot of girls that year, but was too much of a wuss to make a move until I was nearly 15. I probably should have kissed other prior "girlfriends."
You lost your virginity?
I don't know if I should be answering that question. My family reads this thing. I was too young. I thought I was mature even though I knew I wasn't "in love," but I was really just a kid.
You graduated high school?
18. I think this is pretty standard.
You graduated college?
21. It was a month before my 22nd birthday. I took a lot of summer classes and tested out of a couple of pre-reqs, so I was able to graduate in 3 years.
You got your first job?
13-ish. I was a computer tutor for little kids. My mom helped me design a lesson plan to teach kids the basics (how to use a mouse, keyboard, monitor, etc.). The job was just a few weeks over the summer.
You got your first real job?
16. My dad's company hired me to pressure wash heavy equipment. I had to put on a full-body rubber apron and goggles, then hose off bulldozers and whatnot. The dirt and oil would splash back on my face and arms under the high water pressure. I walked off the job after a couple of weeks.
You lived on your own (college dorms don’t count)?
18. I never lived in the dorms. After high-school, I moved in with my buddy Joe. There are so many stories I could tell you. Maybe later when I have more time.
You met the person you married/are engaged to?
15. Yep. Momo and I have been together since high school. We broke up a couple of times during high school/college, but never for long. 15 years later we're still very much in love.
Got married?
24. That was 6 years ago. We got married in Florida (where we lived at the time), and we spent our honeymoon touring Japan and the Philippines.
Had a baby?
Not yet.
Colored your hair?
14-ish. I colored my hair constantly back then. Orange, yellow, bright red, green, blue. Dreadlocks, surfer hair, shaved bald - I even had an early Misfits Glenn Danzig devil-lock thing for a while.
Got a tattoo/piercing?
21. I've never gotten anything pierced. But I got this tattoo while on vacation in New York.
Started reading?
Shit, I don't know. Normal age I guess.
Bought your first car?
I'm not sure if this counts. My mom and dad bought me a 1981 Chevy S-10 pickup when I was 18. That's what I drove during most of my time in college. The first car I bought on my own? I was probably 21 or 22. I bought a piece of shit Dodge Neon.
Okay - that's enough of that. I'm not tagging anyone else - but feel free to share in the comments section. Or just post the answers on your site and give me the link.
Check out Cinders' responses.
Oh - and take a look at Mojotek's responses too.

July 6th, 2006 - 11:27
please tell me you have pics of you with the danzig hair. PLEASE.
also, and i meant to say this earlier, when i met you, but even though you come off as an almost complete doof on here, you’re totally not. not at all.
July 6th, 2006 - 15:41
I was 15 before I got my first kiss. Talk about old. yuck.
July 6th, 2006 - 18:27
First thought: Wow, you really married your high school sweet heart? Holy cow…
Second thought: You actually bought a piece of shit Dodge Neon for your second car TOO?!?! Man, I feel ya… I’m never Ever EVER going to even consider buying a chrysler/dodge/plymouth vehicle again simply because of my experience with that peiece of junk.
July 6th, 2006 - 18:34
And I’ve been a little short on the post fodder this week… I’m totally ripping this one off.
July 6th, 2006 - 19:41
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I drive daily a PLYMOUTH. LOL It’s 39 years old and still going strong. Of course it was made when they still made cars right- matter of fact- I think I may have lost my virginity in the back of a Dodge- HA HA.
July 7th, 2006 - 00:37
hey guys wassup!!!!!
i got my first kiss when i was about , one minute old , from my mum.
i was still wet , covered still in pussy juice , it was a nice kiss.
anyone can beat that?
July 7th, 2006 - 21:45
I, too, plan to marry my high school sweetheart…..as soon as she’s out of high school…….
July 8th, 2006 - 03:25
you and momo are high school sweethearts? you guys are so cute, hallmark should have to pay you royalties.
July 10th, 2006 - 07:35
Sarah:
I’ve been meaning to post pics of my crazy hair… as soon as I get access to a scanner.
Randi:
I was nearly 15..
Mojotek:
Yeah, that Neon sucked. It was a baaaad choice. Glad I’m not the only one.
Diane:
Your car is badass. I once test drove a 1971 Gran Torino – the one with the 351 Cleveland. I was still in college and the guy onle wanted a few hundred dollars for it. But I just couldn’t bear to buy it, because it was pretty rusted out.
Big Al:
You are one of a kind, sir. And that’s why we love you.
Joethe:
Good one! Reminds me of that quote from Dazed and Confused: “That’s what I love about high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age.”
Jessica:
They do. It was nice at first, but now I’m locked into this shitty contract and I have to write five new cards every year.
July 10th, 2006 - 17:34
JJ your family reads this so you can’t talk about sex, but drugs and poo are cool? I’d like to come to one of your family Christmases.
btw, I did this little questionaire thing.
July 10th, 2006 - 17:55
Cinders:
Yeah.. It’s just different. Because I’m sure I lied about it at the time. I didn’t want my parents to know when and where I was getting it on. But drugs and poo and whatnot? I talked about those things all the time.