12Jul/0611
Pirates Beats Aquaman’s Box Office Record
This is only funny if you watch Entourage, but as CNBC anchor Joe Kernen reported the weekend box office results, he said Pirates of the Caribbean beat the previous record held by Aquaman. (On HBO's Entourage, the fictional movie Aquaman beat out the opening weekend record held by Spiderman.)
Video of Kernen's mistake/gag/joke can be found here. More details here.

July 13th, 2006 - 07:14
More like it’s a mistake and he’s trying to cover up by saying it’s a gag/joke. Pfffft! Give me a break.
If it were a joke, it was a pretty crappy joke and it drowned.
heh heh, get it? Drowned? Aquaman? Get it? Huh? Huh?
July 13th, 2006 - 14:43
pirates rock! fuck spiderman. long live jack sparrow!
/spaz
July 14th, 2006 - 14:38
you’re really slipping with the regular updates. how am i supposed to get my fill of the churning like this? i’m even beginning to miss ev’s artistic abilities. is there a 12-step program available?
July 16th, 2006 - 11:24
If I were twenty years younger Vince Chase would be mine, ALL mine. I’d kidnap that boy and make him my sex slave.
July 16th, 2006 - 21:49
Diane!?
July 17th, 2006 - 10:09
MacBros:
Yeah, it didn’t sound like a joke. You’d think he would have added a punchline at the end of his segment.
Sarah:
In my mind, they’re both kids’ movies.
Jessica:
Yeah. Momo and I moved into our new house on Friday, so we’ve been super busy. Plus we don’t have internet access at the new place yet.
Diane:
He is quite handsome. But Turtle’s my favorite character on the show.
July 17th, 2006 - 18:08
I have the hots for E… but Ive always liked short guys
July 22nd, 2006 - 23:16
ha ha that is freaking hillarious.
July 28th, 2006 - 04:09
WTF is up with turtle? Is he a walking shit euphasism?
Also, a 3 way with rules is hardly a 3 way. Just get a fucking video camera and film her going down on your girl friend. That way you are just like the midgit in every fucking porno i’ve ever seen. i hope there were snakes invovled.
July 28th, 2006 - 04:10
oh, btw.. i hope you are watching lucky louie. Any show that says cunt 10+ times has my vote. fucking funny shit.
July 28th, 2006 - 07:37
JuicyA:
I just don’t get it. He seems sorta goofy looking.
Mulk:
Yeah, sounds to me like the dude fucked up.
3way:
You gotta have rules… unless you want your relationship to end. Everyone’s gotta be comfortable going in. I say E’s a lucky fuck, rules or no rules.
Lucky Louie kicks ass. That’s the funniest show on TV right now. (That and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)