Enjoy it While it Lasts, Scumbags

A friend just sent this email to her co-workers and CC'ed me:

Sent: Monday, August 14, 2006 10:26 AM
Subject: the churning has been unblocked!

Yet another way to waste time at work.  We'll see how long this lasts before it falls under the cult/occult status again.

Looks like the webfilter at her office has dropped us from the list of banned sites.  This is the same webfilter that had The Churning listed as cult/occult for the past three months.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.  On the one hand, I'm glad The Churning Loyalists will be able to bask in the awesome re-design of this site while they're sitting in their miserable cubes, watching the hours tick away, picking their noses and crossing their fingers hoping the boss doesn't walk by.  But on the other hand, I was super-pumped to be classified as unacceptable.  It's fulfilling to know someone out there (or rather someone's web crawling, database driven filter software) noticed me and this shithole website.  I matter enough to be fucked by the man!

So enjoy it while it lasts.  The webfilter is daring me to cross the line again, and I'm up to the fucking challenge.  God damn fucking shit sucking cunt licking cock gobbling albino midgets!  There.  That's a start...