16Aug/0623
I Want to Have my Uvula Removed

I want to pay a doctor to open my mouth and slice out my uvula with a scalpel. It's not that I have a snoring problem or uvulitis or anything. I just think the uvula is fucking weird. Who wants a tiny ballsack-looking skin flap in the back of their mouth all the time? It's just silly.
And if I don't get it removed, maybe I'll get it pierced.

August 16th, 2006 - 14:48
this needed to come with a gag warning. easily the grossest thing i’ve ever read here. this gave me what my friend lovingly refers to as the “piss wiggle”, you know- that inner shudder/shiver thing.
August 16th, 2006 - 14:55
get it pierced… it could be kinky
August 16th, 2006 - 16:27
Jessica:
Piss wiggle: also known as “the douche chills.”
JuicyA:
I wouldn’t be the first. Sexxxy!
August 16th, 2006 - 17:49
no matter what you choose…im sure pain will follow.
August 16th, 2006 - 18:01
dude. wtf is wrong w/ people? piercing their uvulas. GET A FUCKING HOBBY. jesuschrist.
August 16th, 2006 - 18:36
For some reason, at some level, this article just seems wrong… but I am curios and would love to see the fotos afterwards!
August 16th, 2006 - 21:53
You can get it pierced. Okay, I mean I know you techinically can. But without negative ramifications?
August 17th, 2006 - 10:06
So, I’m thinkin’……what happens if you have the uvula piercing, and while eating spaghetti, the strands of pasta get all wrapped up around the piercing, and are just hanging down your throat. That would suck…..
August 17th, 2006 - 12:12
Just imagine how good it will feel to your boyfriend, JJ. And if you don’t have a boyfriend, that eliminates the only reason i can think of to EVER have that piece of flesh pierced.
August 17th, 2006 - 14:17
What Randi said.
August 17th, 2006 - 15:00
Don’t you think that would be setting off your gag reflex all the time and you be walking around vomitting all the time?
At least we’d have some new puke stories. Granted, they’d all start with, “so this one time I swallowed…”
August 17th, 2006 - 15:46
Cinders…that’s how a lot of my puke stories already start. (running to hide now…)
August 17th, 2006 - 20:39
ah yes–the body mod haters. love it when they come out. what’s better is when they flame me on my own blog.
August 18th, 2006 - 00:50
Why? There must be a physiological purpose for it.
August 18th, 2006 - 05:23
or teach it to throw its voice..
August 19th, 2006 - 11:08
You don’t like ballsacks in the back of your mouth? I thought that was the whole basis of your friendship with Evan.
August 20th, 2006 - 08:42
Ow. That is all.
August 23rd, 2006 - 20:00
i’m sure god had a reason for our uvulas. much like our tailbones… hmm, okay, maybe he didn’t.
September 5th, 2006 - 16:43
I just had mine removed to cure Sleep Apnea. It’s there to make you puke when something too large goes down. It also covers the nasal passage too keep stuff out of your nose when swallowing.
It’s taking alot of getting used to eating and drinking without it but I sleep like a baby now. I have to sip or eat small chunks. Beer comes out of my nose when I chug it.
September 5th, 2006 - 17:06
Cutoff:
Holy shit. Did you at least get to keep it? Like in a jar or something?
September 7th, 2006 - 11:53
I wish I would of thought of that before.
September 13th, 2006 - 12:45
DONT!! believe it or not the “hangy down thing” is absolutly necessary for speech.
September 13th, 2006 - 14:48
It’ll behoove ya – to care for your uvula.