I would completely give these guys $$$$.
I went to the gas station the other day and this dude was bent over a smelly garbage can.. practically asleep.
As I walked by he asked for money. I asked him what he was going to do with it.. completely expecting him to say food or something. He told me he was saving up to go into the gas station to buy another 6 pack.
I admire his honesty.. and gave him cash.
Diane:
Seems like that’s a popular one. I’ve seen it elsewhere as well. At least it’s honest.
Franky:
Now you’re talking. Who needs a guy for HTML these days anyway? Plus, if that dude’s web design skills are at the same level as his sign-creating skills, he wouldn’t be much help to anyone.
GollyG:
Holy fuck! You may be onto something. That would mean the sign says “Ninja has killed my family.” Wow.
Patrick:
He must’ve been a real downer around the office.
Kristyn:
I love the diabolical laugh at the end of your comment. So evil!
LC:
You should’ve bought a twelvie and split it with him in the parking lot.
Poobah:
They may be happy ninjas but apparently they’re still deadly.
Chris:
Yummy! Pepsi-flavored snot-balls!
Peety:
Nice one! I don’t think homeless dudes make enough money to keep a good stock of sweet sticky buds.
There’s a guy wanders around downtown with a shopping cart. He has very good walking shoes and dresses decently. His sign says: I need $2. I was stopped at a light once and heard a passer-by asking him what he needed the $2 for but couldn’t hear the answer. Yeah, fascinating story, I know.
August 29th, 2006
I realize that pic has been around for years, but it’s pretty fucking funny. Here are a couple of other classics:
August 29th, 2006
LMAO That last one has always been my fav.
August 29th, 2006
I will code valid CSS and XHTML for beer.
August 29th, 2006
Maybe it was just one guy called Ninja, we can’t assume theapostrophe is missplaced!
August 29th, 2006
I think I recognize the code guy from an old job. Funny, he hasn’t changed much.
August 29th, 2006
Love the “Will Code HTML for Food.” Poor guy must have been laid off after the tech market crash.
He looks like it hit him pretty hard. Bwahaha!!!
Kristyn
August 29th, 2006
I would completely give these guys $$$$.
I went to the gas station the other day and this dude was bent over a smelly garbage can.. practically asleep.
As I walked by he asked for money. I asked him what he was going to do with it.. completely expecting him to say food or something. He told me he was saving up to go into the gas station to buy another 6 pack.
I admire his honesty.. and gave him cash.
August 29th, 2006
The ninjas on the bottom of the sign look happy though.
Hmm, happy ninjas. That’s a novel concept worth a buck.
August 29th, 2006
warning..this pic has the ability to recycle Pepsi through your nose.. had a good laugh with the other pics as well.
August 30th, 2006
Hey JJ I have my own Sign: ” I need MONEY $$ To party - Please HELP - my choice of drugs are expensive ”
You always have me laughing when I am here..
Greetings to the gang !!
August 30th, 2006
Diane:
Seems like that’s a popular one. I’ve seen it elsewhere as well. At least it’s honest.
Franky:
Now you’re talking. Who needs a guy for HTML these days anyway? Plus, if that dude’s web design skills are at the same level as his sign-creating skills, he wouldn’t be much help to anyone.
GollyG:
Holy fuck! You may be onto something. That would mean the sign says “Ninja has killed my family.” Wow.
Patrick:
He must’ve been a real downer around the office.
Kristyn:
I love the diabolical laugh at the end of your comment. So evil!
LC:
You should’ve bought a twelvie and split it with him in the parking lot.
Poobah:
They may be happy ninjas but apparently they’re still deadly.
Chris:
Yummy! Pepsi-flavored snot-balls!
Peety:
Nice one! I don’t think homeless dudes make enough money to keep a good stock of sweet sticky buds.
August 30th, 2006
Hilarious. Oh, and THANK YOU for being annoyed by the apostrophe.
August 31st, 2006
There’s a guy wanders around downtown with a shopping cart. He has very good walking shoes and dresses decently. His sign says: I need $2. I was stopped at a light once and heard a passer-by asking him what he needed the $2 for but couldn’t hear the answer. Yeah, fascinating story, I know.
August 31st, 2006
I think the three smily faces bring his whole pitch together…
September 3rd, 2006
JJ. The two pics you posted later…is that the same guy? or are the just sporting the same hobobeard?
September 3rd, 2006
Eddie:
Yeah, that kind of mistake is fucking annoying.
Jeannie:
Maybe John Cusack owes him for newspaper delivery.
Mojotek:
They definitely help the cause.
C-Dub:
Excellent observation. Maybe it’s some sort of hobo fashion trend. Square beard, flat-brimmed ballcap, crazy eyes.