Comments on: Unacceptable Topics for Dinner Conversation

by: JJ

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:21:20 +0000

Tracy:
“What is felching?”
That’s when a guy is having anal sex, ejaculates, then sucks the semen out of the asshole with his lips.

Mr. Fabulous:
Me too. Permanently.

Omnipotent Poobah:
Sounds like a fun family dinner.

Robguy:
Yeast infection is pretty dirty.

Patrick:
Damn. I’ve been in a perpetually aroused state for years.

Kristyn:
I can’t wait to see what’s on the menu!

jessica:
Yeah, that’s a good one. It reminds me of 40 Year Old Virgin. According to Urbandictionary.com:

Cincinatti Bowtie - When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It’s called “cincinnati” because they do everything backwards there.

Diane:
On either of those hallucinogens it would definitely be an all night discussion.

shirley:
Rubbing open sores feels nice sometimes. Especially if you rub salt on your hands first.

mojotek:
You want to be my business partner?

juicya:
I second that. It’s cuntrageous!!

Catherine:
Sounds delectible. Yummy!

the soviet:
Oh I’m so glad you mentioned that. I did a Google image search for “open sores”. Not pretty. In fact, some of the top results when searching for “sores” are cocks and cunts. (I was going to say “vaginas” there, but that word just doesn’t sound right when paired with “cocks”.)

by: the soviet

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:56:28 +0000

ha! i think open sores porn would pretty much be any google image search for STDs.

by: Catherine Penfold-Waxman

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 20:45:29 +0000

the filthiest word I ever heard was from a very delicate girl from Venezuela. She used it all the time. It’s Tamega, which is the leavings or debris on your penis after anal sex.

by: juicya

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 16:30:01 +0000

dude: Im pro c-bomb! it rolls off the tongue with the greatest of ease. cuuuuunt!

by: Diane

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 14:04:00 +0000

LMAO @ Mojotek

by: mojotek

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:50:40 +0000

I think there’s definitely a niche market for scab porn. Plus, you’d only have to pay the actresses in crack. I think there’s quite a bit of profit to be made there.

by: shirley

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 15:39:07 +0000

Mmm, I’m rubbing my open sores right now. I think meth geeks would the ones with a fetish for sores, right?

by: Diane

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:26:54 +0000

I don’t think there’s ever an inappropriate time for asking if one prefers Psilocybin or Mescaline? That could be an all night discussion.

by: jessica

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:47:38 +0000

cincinnati bowtie, hands down… grossest thing i’ve ever heard. and no, i don’t know why gross sexual things are named after my beloved buckeye state.

by: Kristyn

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 22:37:22 +0000

Well hell, you’re invited to dinner any time.

Kristyn

by: Patrick

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 20:42:21 +0000

Easy Fab, after 4 hours you have to seek medical attention.

by: Robguy

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:36:26 +0000

I think yeast infection is dirtier, but that’s 2 words.
If people have fetishes for open sores, I don’t want to meet them.
Actually I can’t imagine you bringing up an inappropriate topic of conversation WHEN we weren’t having dinner.

by: Omnipotent Poobah

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 00:57:40 +0000

So what’s so inappropriate? My daughter has brought these very topics up several times.

by: Mr. Fabulous

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:56:22 +0000

Oh great…now I’ve got a hard on…

by: Tracy

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:57:28 +0000

Ewwwwwww…

#1. Definitely
#2. Eewwwwwww.
#3. Ewwwwwwww, Excuse me while I vomit!
#4. Never heard of either of those!
#5. LOL!
#6. What is felching?
#7. I really should read it all at one time, huh?
#8. Ewwwwwww. the toe thing is sooooooooooo gross.