1. 

   jimmy
   September 9th, 2006 - 02:12

   those guys in that band that shins are dorks.

   new slangs, is a song i wrote for them whem i worked at the black cat. and they stole my whooooo.oooooooooo.
2. 

   JJ
   September 11th, 2006 - 14:54

   How about this line from Ludacris – Cry Babies:
   “I got big balls, I’m a SAC King like Chris Webber”

   And another one from that song:
   “I got people scared as FUCK like when condoms break,
   Or how your heart deals with eatin’ eighty pounds of steak”
3. 

   Randi
   September 11th, 2006 - 16:13

   So back on up cuz I’m strugglin’
   Just get on your knees and then start jugglin’
   these mother fuckin’ nuts in your mouth

   …hey, where the eff are the CDs I “won” here? Dang. Cockteases.
4. 

   juicya
   September 12th, 2006 - 12:49

   “And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take, I love you like a fat kid love cake”

   50 Cent– 21 questions

   I have actually used that as a pick up line before
5. 

   joe the mason
   September 12th, 2006 - 15:51

   “Well now you see what you wanna be
   Just have your party on TV
   ‘Cause the man from Mars won’t eat up bars when the TV’s on
   And now he’s gone back up to space
   Where he won’t have a hassle with the human race
   And you hip-hop, and you don’t stop
   Just blast off, sure shot
   ‘Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin’ cars and eatin’ bars
   And now he only eats guitars, get up!”

   from the greatest rap song ever, “Rapture” by Blondie
6. 

   nicole
   September 12th, 2006 - 19:58

   Okay, this is the best post idea EVER.

   This isn’t necessarily my favorite but it’s definitely up there:

   You don’t know me?
   You just met me?
   You won’t let me?
   Well if I couldn’t have it [silly wabbit] why you sweat me??

   Tupac/I Get Around
7. 

   trouble
   September 12th, 2006 - 21:20

   “Dumb ho said something that made me mad
   She said somethin’ that I couldn’t believe
   So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
   She started talkin’ shit, wouldn’t you know?
   Reached back like a pimp and slapped the ho’
   Her father jumped out and he started to shout
   So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out”

   Boyz n the hood – NWA

   Old school, beyotches, that’s how I roll.
8. 

   shirley
   September 12th, 2006 - 23:16

   From the window
   To the wall
   til all these bitches crawl
   til the sweat drips down my balls
9. 

   shirley
   September 12th, 2006 - 23:17

   Hee!
10. 

    Dave Munger
    September 13th, 2006 - 14:43

    Do the Beastie Boys count? I’ll stir fry you in my wok!
11. 

    trouble
    September 15th, 2006 - 16:05

    Shirley:

    I ALMOST posted that one! heh.
12. 

    JJ
    October 11th, 2006 - 06:58

    Tribe Called Quest – Scenario:
    “RRRRRROAW RRRRRRROAW like a dungeon dragon
    Change your little drawers cause your pants are saggin”

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