Some Dude Named Jesus Appeared in a Very Special Place
October 3rd, 2006 by JJ
Long long ago in a galaxy far far away there was some dude named Jesus. Some people thought he was kind of a big deal. Other people thought he sucked big time. And then they killed him.
I’m not too clear on the other parts of the story, but I think there’s something about a naked dude who ate a bad piece of fruit. I think he got sick or something. Anyway, I’m getting a little off track here.
So this Jesus dude died or whatever. Then something else happened and then some more stuff happened. Now, 2000 years later, people keep thinking they see his face on stuff. Like on a burned tortilla or a grilled cheese sandwich. I’m not sure what their problem is - maybe they’re delusional or something.
But now, Jesus is making a very special appearance in a very special place. I’ve posted a picture of it here. Can you guess what this very special place is? The answer will magically appear after the jump.
It’s a dog’s dirty asshole!
Check out getbehindjesus.net for more info.
(Hat tip: JuicyA)
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ROFLAO! No punn intended
lol…I was guessing a dog’s throat and belly. Boy was I wrong…lol.
LOL Now THAT was funny!!!
Somehow, that’s the first fitting thing about Jesus that anyone ever wrote.
Man. I thought that was someone’s chest. Time to get the eyes checked.
y’ know i actually got hate mail for posting that? I was all like ‘dude, it aint my Terrier’s ass’.
MacBros:
Roffle falafel.
skye:
If you’re going to magically appear on a dog’s body, I think the anus is the best choice.
Ron:
Are you saying that everything else we post here at The Churning isn’t funny? Hmmmmmm?
Ev:
Well, maybe it’s the second. There is that one classic limerick:
There once was a hippie named Jesus,
The girls say he had a huge…
Wait…Does Jesus rhyme with penis? Dammit.
randi:
Several people have told me my chest looks like an anus. But that’s because I have an anus on my chest.
juicya:
Sweet! I hope I get hate mail too. Yay for sacrilege!
LMAO!!! You could so sell that dog on ebay!
Kristyn
Sorry….I still don’t get it…is that a picture of Ev?
hey guys wassup!!
where do you see jesus?
all i see is a hairy asshole !!
sorry i havent been around lately JJ.
been kinda busy , but promise to be back some more.
peace
I think Jesus has a sense of humor. Don’t be surprised if you step in dog shit today.
Eww, I didn’t want to look a doghole in the eye!
I didn’t know Jesus was from Ohio.
(Psst- JJ! Does that code stop spammers very well?? If so what plugin is it?)
KristynMarie
And you could sell the dog’s shit on eBay too. It looks just like the Virgin Mary!
The Finest Kind of Pork
Actually, Ev looks more like a rhino’s ass than a dog’s ass.
big al
I hope you’re keeping busy every day around 4:20.
BeckEye
Jesus Christ, God dammit! I just stepped in shit!
shirley
Are you afraid it might look back at you?
Diane
Nope - He’s from Texas. Boo yah!
You know what they say, “God is in the details.”
I was pretty sure it was a dog, but dayyam, that’s even funnier!
isn’t it sad that i totally guessed it was an animal’s ass? i figured either dog or calf.