16Oct/066
How Much Cock Would a Woodcock Suck if a Woodcock Would Suck Cock?
I saw a campaign sign this morning promoting Woodcock for Governor. Seems odd that there'd be a sign like this in Philly, considering the dude's running in Maine. Nevertheless, my mind was flooded with juvenile "Woodcock" jokes. For example, I tried to imagine what this fella's campaign slogan might be. "Woodcock - Free Viagra for everyone!" Or maybe: "Woodcock - Always ready for action!" Or perhaps: "Woodcock - He won't quit until you're satisfied!"
Everyone loves Woodcock.
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October 16th, 2006 - 09:58
Heheh… heheh… I’m going to get hate mail.
October 16th, 2006 - 14:11
I bet Bill Clinton wishes that was his last name.
I just saw Cock flavored soup in the grocery store the other day. What’s the world coming to? I don’t know who created that, but if it was a man he should know that we’re all usually lying when we say that it tastes good.
October 16th, 2006 - 16:58
Or “Woodcock – If you get splinters, it just means he did it right.”
October 16th, 2006 - 17:20
I went to high school with a Woodcock. Teehee.
October 16th, 2006 - 19:42
And Sandpapercunt is his running mate.
October 17th, 2006 - 13:35
BeckEye
Hmmm… I was always told that my toolkit tastes like a candy cane and gumdrops.
mojotek
Ouch.
Randi
I can only imagine the jokes that spread around school…
joe
Line of the day! (I know you had some reservations about this comment, but I assure you I literally laughed out loud.)