Dearest Readers,

This post is going to begin with an update, then it will include a few pointless insults, and it will end with something you may consider depressingly morbid.

I’m leaving you again. This time, I’ll be gone for a couple of weeks. My lady and I are headed to Peru. We’re going to climb up to Macchu Picchu, catch a bullfight in Lima, and chill out on the shores of Lake Titicaca (Haha! Titty caca! Sounds like another term for Cleveland Steamer.)

While I’m gone, Ev will be in charge. And I’m more than a little worried about that. I have no idea what he might subject you to while I’m away. I mean, we all know Ev is half-retarded. It’s sad really. His obsession with the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers alone could be dangerous. And for some reason, he’s convinced gaping anal sex with elderly women is hot.

So if you never hear from me again, you can assume I never made it back from Peru. Perhaps I’ll be trampled in a Lima oil protest. Or maybe I’ll be kidnapped by guerillas and held for ransom. Or of course, there’s always the danger that my plane will take a nose dive into the Nazca Lines.

Later skaters,
JJ

P.S. Check out the new website for The Codes.  I’ve added a bunch of pictures and lyrics, and posted a link to our MySpace page.

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