I Hope You Miss Me

18Oct/0617

Dearest Readers,

This post is going to begin with an update, then it will include a few pointless insults, and it will end with something you may consider depressingly morbid.

I'm leaving you again. This time, I'll be gone for a couple of weeks. My lady and I are headed to Peru. We're going to climb up to Macchu Picchu, catch a bullfight in Lima, and chill out on the shores of Lake Titicaca (Haha! Titty caca! Sounds like another term for Cleveland Steamer.)

While I'm gone, Ev will be in charge. And I'm more than a little worried about that. I have no idea what he might subject you to while I'm away. I mean, we all know Ev is half-retarded. It's sad really. His obsession with the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers alone could be dangerous. And for some reason, he's convinced gaping anal sex with elderly women is hot.

So if you never hear from me again, you can assume I never made it back from Peru. Perhaps I'll be trampled in a Lima oil protest. Or maybe I'll be kidnapped by guerillas and held for ransom. Or of course, there's always the danger that my plane will take a nose dive into the Nazca Lines.

Later skaters,
JJ

P.S. Check out the new website for The Codes.Â I've added a bunch of pictures and lyrics, and posted a link to our MySpace page.

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MacBros
October 18th, 2006 - 08:36

The Codes link is broken.

Have a good trip, but just fix that fucken link before you leave damnit!
JJ
October 18th, 2006 - 09:12

Thanks MacBros! Fixed.
Ron
October 18th, 2006 - 10:01

Have a good trip and try not get arrested. They could do some scary things to a boy like you in Peruvian prison.
Barndon
October 18th, 2006 - 10:10

Good luck JJ. I admire your world travels.
sarah
October 18th, 2006 - 11:08

please please please get me a lake titicaca postcard.

and have fun and be safe.
JJ
October 18th, 2006 - 11:23

Ron:
I can’t guarantee that I won’t wind up in jail. I get a little looney when I’m drinking.

Barndon:
That’s all I care about: your admiration.

sarah:
I’ll try to remember. But I am sort of a forgetfull ass. So we’ll see.
Ev
October 18th, 2006 - 11:58

I hope you do some lines of coke in Peru. Otherwise, what a waste.
JJ
October 18th, 2006 - 12:31

Ev:
Umm… duhhhh…

Chewing coca counters the symptoms of ‘mountain sickness’ and oxygen-deprivation. The daily dose of the average coquero is around 200mg, that is a little less than 1/4 gram.

Chewing coca leaves with a dash of powdered lime is a nutritious and energizing way to induce healthy mood without causing an unsustainable high. Unfortunately, it is not very good for one’s teeth.

Strictly speaking, the leaves aren’t actually chewed. Typically, the dried coca leaf is moistened with saliva. The wad is placed between the gum and cheek and it is gently sucked.

The invigorating juices are swallowed. Lime-rich materials such as burnt seashells or a cereal are used to promote the separation of the leaf’s active alkaloid.

Shamans from some traditional Indian tribes still smoke coca leaves for magical purposes. Inhaling the sacred vapors induces a trance-like state.

Coca enables a shaman to cross ‘the bridge of smoke’, enter the world of spirits, and activate his magical powers. Alas the leaves don’t travel well; and this ancient usage is uncommon in the urban industrial West.
joe
October 18th, 2006 - 14:53

Hey dude….have a great time in Peru. You and MoMo will have an effing retarded time, I’m sure of it!

And can the child in me just say:

Titty Caca! Titty Caca!! TITTY CACA!!

**giggling gleefully**

–joe
JJ
October 18th, 2006 - 20:50

joe:
Thanks dude. Boobie poopie!
mojotek
October 18th, 2006 - 21:33

You two are such a worldly fucking couple! Damn, the best I can hope for is a trip to Tennessee’s own version of ‘Redneck Vegas’ once a year.

Maybe someday I can afford to watch Thai cross-dressers in their native habitat.
BeckEye
October 19th, 2006 - 11:07

Have fun. Bring on the half-retard.

Can anyone say “Titicaca” without using a Beavis voice? I know I can’t.
trouble
October 19th, 2006 - 16:49

Have fun with your metaphysical travels.

Personally, I’m Ev’s biggest fan.
Sar
October 20th, 2006 - 10:17

I don’t know who to be more worried for, JJ on his worldy adventure, or us under the command of EV.

Safe travels, JJ, and let the fun begin!
rockyjay
October 20th, 2006 - 23:08

… yeah, about that anal sex (with women); define “elderly”?

P.S. Don’t call me for a ransom. After my hospital bill I’m having hard time to keep up with the child support to all of my illegitimate kids.
C-Dub
October 30th, 2006 - 17:37

That’s sharp. hope you’re having fun alive…having fun and alive.
you know.
JJ
November 3rd, 2006 - 23:59

Stuff… and things… etc.