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29Nov/0628

Britney Spears has a Weird Looking Twat

This is totally not safe for work. Britney Spears flashed her vagina for the paparazzi and The Superficial has the pics (if that doesn't work, try this link). You all know I don't normally post celebrity smut, but this is Britney's shaved cooch we're talking about. Follow the link at your own risk.

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  1. Oh. I’m a diiiiirty old man!
    Thanks JJ!

  2. Her shaved cooch completes me…

  3. Damn,

    She is working overtime on her case for sole custody of those kids. At the moment, I guess the kids really are better off with the Nanny and Bodyguards.

    ………..

  4. Poor little rich girl,the world calls you Brits.
    How many times must you show off those tits.
    Out every night with your sister the sleaze.
    Ending it off on your hands and your knees.
    We all know you screwed-up and married a skunk.
    It won’t be erased by a 7 day drunk.
    Your molding yourself like your debutant match.
    Hanging out of cars, and flashing your snatch.
    It just goes to show that no matter the bank.
    You little girl are a trailer park skank…

  5. MacBros:
    Yeah, I’m feeling a little guilty today. Everyone knows I’m a dirty pervert, but those pictures really are awful and awesome at the same time.

    Mr. Fabulous:
    I’m glad that the classic question has been answered: “Does Britney Spears shave it clean, maintain a landing strip, or let the bush grow wild?”

    We now know she keeps it as smooth as a wood floor (if that wood floor happened to have a c-section scar).

    Barndon:
    That may be true – but would they be better off with K-Fuck?

    BJC:
    That is a true work of art. I find your poetry awe-inspiring.

    All:
    I was just checking stats and was suprised to see my search engine hits have quadrupled today. Everyone in blogland is looking for britney spears upskirt, or britney shaved muff, or britney pussy and ass. See – I’m not the only disgusting asshole out there.

  6. Particularly titilating is the visibility of what I have to assume are her c-section scars. Hot.

  7. Your doing great baby,
    Tell us what’s to follow.
    Leno or Letterman maybe,
    Tell us “Spit or Swollow”.
    So lickin carpet’s your new bag,
    And Paris taught you well,
    Now Rosie wants a three way tag,
    With you and her and Kell.
    My advice to you dear Brit,
    On this you sure can bank.
    All you’ll smell is week old shit,
    If you go down on that skank.

  8. I guess after squirting out a couple of kids, any women’s snatch’ll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. It probably looked great when she was thin & hot.

  9. Randi:
    I wonder if there are people out there who have a c-section scar fetish?

    BJC:
    Nicely done!

    Joe:
    Actually, I think the kids were cut out through her belly and not her baby-hole. I think her lips just naturally look like Homer Simpson’s mouth.

  10. Thank You…

  11. At least it’s clean shaven… and I couldn’t spot any piercings…

  12. Britney Spears is worthy of the title Queen of Pop. i really admire her because of her talent and sexiness.

  13. i idolized Britney Spears since 1998. she is definitely the best female pop singer.

  14. Britney Spears is the best female popstar. She has a good voice, a very sexy body and she is a good performer.

  15. Britney Spears is simply the best pop singer. i like her superb stage performance and her sexiness

  16. Britney Spears is no doubt the Queen of Pop. After all the controversies and negative image, she is still a very successful singer.

  17. im a certified Britney Spears fan ever since i was a little girl. she has really grown up from a teen popstar into a sexy goddess diva. luv ya britney

  18. Самому начали приходить 3-4 спамокомментария после 15-16 июля, причем точь-в-точь, как у автора.

  19. there would be no other pop star that is as sexy and talented as Britney Spears. this girl is really amazing, she was popular in the 90s and even today.

  20. there would be no other pop star that is as sexy and talented as Britney Spears. this girl is really amazing, she was popular in the 90s and even today.

  21. there is no other singer like Britney Spears, she can dance well, sing well and she has a great stage performance.

  22. we all idolize britney spears because of the great singing talent that she have~.;

  23. What the fuck are you talking about? No one idolizes that hick slut.

  24. there is no doubt that britney spears is very very popular these days’~`

  25. I disagree. But there’s definitely no doubt that you’re a cocksucker.

  26. “I” happen to have a C-section scar “thing” or “fetish” . It’s not creepy it’s sexy . MILFS are sexy . I actually searched for this today , that’s how I found this board . Checkin out cam girls with C-Scars .

    And NO YOU are probably a cocksucker JJ that’s why you don’t like Britney , shes a woman.

  27. Oh , I didnt mean anyone called them creepy . If you think babies are creepy you need mental help . I meant the fetish.

  28. I love that you have a “peace and light” email address but you go on some random guy’s website and call him a cocksucker.

    Also – your fetish is stupid.


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