Comments on: Britney Spears has a Weird Looking Twat

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Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:05:47 +0000

[...] Write about things people are interested in. I know you want to write about your home improvement project or your children or your pets and that’s perfectly fine. But there are millions of people out there who just want to read about sex, celebrities, and celebrities having sex. At least make passing references to celebrities or sports stars on occasion. Web surfers will love you for it. You won’t believe how many hits I get every single day from people searching for Britney Spears’ twat. [...]

By: rockyjay

rockyjay — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:43:47 +0000

At least it’s clean shaven… and I couldn’t spot any piercings…

By: BJC

BJC — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 15:11:13 +0000

Thank You…

By: JJ

JJ — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:43:46 +0000

Randi:
I wonder if there are people out there who have a c-section scar fetish?

BJC:
Nicely done!

Joe:
Actually, I think the kids were cut out through her belly and not her baby-hole. I think her lips just naturally look like Homer Simpson’s mouth.

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 23:46:24 +0000

I guess after squirting out a couple of kids, any women’s snatch’ll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. It probably looked great when she was thin & hot.

By: BJC

BJC — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:41:47 +0000

Your doing great baby,
Tell us what’s to follow.
Leno or Letterman maybe,
Tell us “Spit or Swollow”.
So lickin carpet’s your new bag,
And Paris taught you well,
Now Rosie wants a three way tag,
With you and her and Kell.
My advice to you dear Brit,
On this you sure can bank.
All you’ll smell is week old shit,
If you go down on that skank.

By: Randi

Randi — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:58:06 +0000

Particularly titilating is the visibility of what I have to assume are her c-section scars. Hot.

By: JJ

JJ — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:41:01 +0000

MacBros:
Yeah, I’m feeling a little guilty today. Everyone knows I’m a dirty pervert, but those pictures really are awful and awesome at the same time.

Mr. Fabulous:
I’m glad that the classic question has been answered: “Does Britney Spears shave it clean, maintain a landing strip, or let the bush grow wild?”

We now know she keeps it as smooth as a wood floor (if that wood floor happened to have a c-section scar).

Barndon:
That may be true - but would they be better off with K-Fuck?

BJC:
That is a true work of art. I find your poetry awe-inspiring.

All:
I was just checking stats and was suprised to see my search engine hits have quadrupled today. Everyone in blogland is looking for britney spears upskirt, or britney shaved muff, or britney pussy and ass. See - I’m not the only disgusting asshole out there.

By: BJC

BJC — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:31:38 +0000

Poor little rich girl,the world calls you Brits.
How many times must you show off those tits.
Out every night with your sister the sleaze.
Ending it off on your hands and your knees.
We all know you screwed-up and married a skunk.
It won’t be erased by a 7 day drunk.
Your molding yourself like your debutant match.
Hanging out of cars, and flashing your snatch.
It just goes to show that no matter the bank.
You little girl are a trailer park skank…

By: Barndon

Barndon — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:34:59 +0000

Damn,

She is working overtime on her case for sole custody of those kids. At the moment, I guess the kids really are better off with the Nanny and Bodyguards.

………..