Why guys watch porno’s, volume III as read aloud by Patrick Stewart.
December 6th, 2006 by Ev
I’m going to make this as simple for everyone as possible.
Guys watch porno because:
1.) We get bored.
2.) We get to see things they would not normally consider attempting with our significant other.
3.) We have dicks.
4.) Because we like looking at “nekkid womans”.
5.) And because sometimes, we just want to jerk off. Jesus Christ. I mean, honestly, you have no idea the needs of the goddamned gonad. Like a zombie craving a delicious helping of brains, the fearsome Gonad hungers for a shot at your title.
Seriously, I mean what would you do if you had a raging boner and a stack full of porno starring “The woman with no gag reflex”. And the end of the day, you can’t use his porno watching as a blame game for your self-esteem issues.
That said, some women are cool as shit. My wife for example, lets me watch all the porn I want. She doesn’t care and it doesn’t bother her. She, my best friend, gets it. And she’s not afraid of watching a good porno herself.
So my advice is to figure out how much you’re willing to be comfortable with and then explain that up front to him in plain english. And if he is willing to contend with that, then there you go. If not, it is probably because porn is a deal breaker with him and you would have just ended up fighting about it endlessly until things ended in a fucking disaster.
Ok? You don’t need Cosmo or fucking anything else to tell you what your guy wants. He will tell you, just ask.
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I’m all for a dose of porn but once an ex and I were watching one that was basically a guy skull fucking some chick. Needless to say? I was horrified and told him “none for me thanks.” He threw that shit away on his own accord. Guys are nice. LOL
I don’t mind porn either, but what the hell is skull fucking?
What I don’t understand about porn is, where are all the good looking men? From what I’ve heard, they’re all in gay porn.
Thanks for clearing that up, Ev. Checking stats, it amazes me how many people arrive at The Churning every day by searching for “Why does my boyfriend look at porn?”
The answer seems pretty obvious to me - “Why don’t you ask him?”
What’s this so called porn you speak of?
I don’t read this blog. JJ needed me to say that.
I watch porn to spot friends. That’s why I rather call it “porn spotting” than just simply “watching”.
They appear mostly on amateur footage.
So far I have spotted a wife of my friend, my cousin’s sister-in-law and plenty of those girls that do pole dancing at the local joint.
Haven’t seen any of my male friends, but then again, I’ve been watching only straight porn.
#2 and #5. All the reason you need.
Oh, and jesus Rockyjay, what kind of people do you hang around with? I’m still waiting to spot someone I know in a porno flick.
All this talk about porn is making me hungry.
I just read it as if Picard were reading it to me inside my head. Damn.
ok i love porn i could watch it 24-7, i love sex ,i love giving head, im in perfect shape ,no gag reflex, shavin bald no odor and ill try anything, my question to you is my boyfriend would rather watch porn then fuck me or do anything with me what gives need of assistance A.S.A.P afraid to ask he has a hot temper