Riding the Bus to Work Sucks Donkey Balls

December 14th, 2006 by JJ

Sarah from Misanthropic Tendencies posted a frighteningly accurate list of reasons she hates public transportation. Here are some highlights:

  • The nasty ass motherfuckers who leave dirty diapers on the seats
  • The nasty ass motherfuckers who leave dirty NEEDLES on the seats
  • The men who sit all spread eagled with their knees three feet apart preventing anyone from sitting comfortably next to them, or sitting next to them at all (PS, i can see your moose knuckle dude)
  • The people who can’t get the FUCK out of the aisle when i’m trying to get on or off the bus/trolley
  • The jesus freaks who preach the entire ride to/from work

Check out the rest of the list here.

(I know my ol’ pal Joe’s gonna dig this list - He deals with this bullshit on a daily basis.)

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3 Responses to “Riding the Bus to Work Sucks Donkey Balls”

  1. on 14 Dec 2006   randi

    I once saw a used condom splayed out across a bus seat. Nasty.

  2. on 14 Dec 2006   MacBros

    Wow, public transit must be pretty bad there.

    One thing I always wanted to do on a bus is suddenly stand up and break out with a chorus of “The Wheels On The Bus.”

    Just because I think it would be funny. :P

  3. on 14 Dec 2006   BeckEye

    How about just the fact that there are nasty ass motherfuckers? If you’re a nasty ass motherfucker, you don’t really need to DO anything specific, you’re just a nasty ass and that’s reason enough for no one to want to be near you.

    I live in Jersey. I know what I’m talking about.

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