14Dec/063
Riding the Bus to Work Sucks Donkey Balls
Sarah from Misanthropic Tendencies posted a frighteningly accurate list of reasons she hates public transportation. Here are some highlights:
- The nasty ass motherfuckers who leave dirty diapers on the seats
- The nasty ass motherfuckers who leave dirty NEEDLES on the seats
- The men who sit all spread eagled with their knees three feet apart preventing anyone from sitting comfortably next to them, or sitting next to them at all (PS, i can see your moose knuckle dude)
- The people who can’t get the FUCK out of the aisle when i’m trying to get on or off the bus/trolley
- The jesus freaks who preach the entire ride to/from work
Check out the rest of the list here.
(I know my ol' pal Joe's gonna dig this list - He deals with this bullshit on a daily basis.)
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December 14th, 2006 - 18:32
I once saw a used condom splayed out across a bus seat. Nasty.
December 14th, 2006 - 19:26
Wow, public transit must be pretty bad there.
One thing I always wanted to do on a bus is suddenly stand up and break out with a chorus of “The Wheels On The Bus.”
Just because I think it would be funny.
December 14th, 2006 - 23:53
How about just the fact that there are nasty ass motherfuckers? If you’re a nasty ass motherfucker, you don’t really need to DO anything specific, you’re just a nasty ass and that’s reason enough for no one to want to be near you.
I live in Jersey. I know what I’m talking about.