Champagne + Maker’s Shots + Lager + Jameson = Blackout

18Dec/066

Champagne + Maker’s Shots + Lager + Jameson = Blackout

I think I may have had too much to drink Saturday night.

Momo and I drove down to DC with Ian to visit J.Mo, P3 and crew. We started drinking around 5 or so. My memory of the rest of the evening is sort of a blur. I remember repeatedly telling my friends that I was "so wasted", then suddenly it was 6am and I was sleeping in a chair all alone in J.Mo's den.

Looking back on the weekend, there are a few signs that I probably drank more than I should have:

I kept telling people "I'm sooo drunk" and "Holy shit, I'm wasted" and "Man, I'm shitfaced". That shit gets annoying. I don't know what it is about being drunk that makes me want to broadcast it to the world.
I met a bunch of really cool people (I think), but I don't remember any of their names and probably wouldn't be able to pick them out from a crowd.
I woke up fully clothed. I literally did not take off my shoes in the span of more than 30 hours.
When I woke up, the first thing I did was stumble over to a mirror to see if anyone got creative with a Sharpie. Luckily, I was in the clear.
At 6am, my teeth felt like they were coated with a thick layer of shit.
By 10am, I was guzzling a cold beer to ease my splitting headache. And it worked.
After driving home the next day, my car smelled like B.O. and whiskey breath. And when I got in my car to drive to work this morning, that fucker still smelled like hangover.

At least I have a couple of weeks to recover before New Year's Eve-Eve and Amateur Night.

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Sar
December 18th, 2006 - 12:28

Yeah, JJ, I’m thinking you did in fact drink too much cause you’re still freakin broadcasting it – HERE!

(your sharpie line cracked me up, btw)
MacBros
December 18th, 2006 - 14:43

Yes, we get it! You were drunk. You’re still broadcasting it! LOL

I’ve waken up so many times like that. Beer medicine always works for me too. I usually try to remember to leave 1 or 2 for the next day.

I was a victim of a sharpie, razor, and a bottle of shampoo poured inside the front of my shorts. I have to admit, the sharpie and missing eyebrows weren’t as bad as the dried out shampoo all over my junk. It was like having a plastic cock for a long time.
Why am I broadcasting this????

Errr. I mean a friend on mine was a victim… yea… a friend of mine.. 8o
rockyjay
December 19th, 2006 - 08:20

Did you have any pain in your ass?

And I mean PAIN in your ASS!

That (ass) is always good to check out after a night like that. There is lots of weirdos out there and good things happen to bad people — obviously, I mean bad things happen to good people (depending on the point of view, of course).

P.S. Also lower back makes a good canvas for Sharpie art. I won’t mention these slogans I’ve heard of written on guys… but then again I live in Miami Beach. It’s different here.
JJ
December 19th, 2006 - 10:02

Sar:
I know I know.. I sensed the irony as I was writing this. I think posting this “confession” makes me feel a little better. Shit, maybe that’s why I tell everyone when I’m drunk – maybe it makes me feel a little less like an asshole to let people know I’m aware of my own ridiculousness.

MacBros:
That shampoo prank sounds painful. And yes, a beer first thing in the morning works every time.

rockyjay:
Dude – I thought about that as I was writing this. But no, my ass was not all greasy and injured (thankfully).
sarah
December 19th, 2006 - 14:18

i’ve got big deadlines friday poopsie, and i haven’t worked in over a week. i won’t be there, sorry but please don’t cut me out of your will, i must have the chihuahua chia pet!
MacBros
December 19th, 2006 - 16:10

JJ: It wasn’t painful really… err. I mean, my friend said it wasn’t actually painful. Just a bitch waiting for the shampoo to flake all off. It doesn’t come off from showering for some reason, and it won’t simply wash off. You would think, “Gee it’s shampoo right? Water should just rinse it off?” NOPE!

I recommend doing it to anybody that passes out at a party. I believe the brand they got me with, err my friend with was “J&J Baby Shampoo.”