Comments on: Champagne + Maker’s Shots + Lager + Jameson = Blackout

By: MacBros

MacBros — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:10:01 +0000

JJ: It wasn't painful really... err. I mean, my friend said it wasn't actually painful. Just a bitch waiting for the shampoo to flake all off. It doesn't come off from showering for some reason, and it won't simply wash off. You would think, "Gee it's shampoo right? Water should just rinse it off?" NOPE! I recommend doing it to anybody that passes out at a party. I believe the brand they got me with, err my friend with was "J&J Baby Shampoo."

By: sarah

sarah — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:18:00 +0000

i’ve got big deadlines friday poopsie, and i haven’t worked in over a week. i won’t be there, sorry but please don’t cut me out of your will, i must have the chihuahua chia pet!

By: JJ

JJ — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:02:38 +0000

Sar:
I know I know.. I sensed the irony as I was writing this. I think posting this “confession” makes me feel a little better. Shit, maybe that’s why I tell everyone when I’m drunk – maybe it makes me feel a little less like an asshole to let people know I’m aware of my own ridiculousness.

MacBros:
That shampoo prank sounds painful. And yes, a beer first thing in the morning works every time.

rockyjay:
Dude – I thought about that as I was writing this. But no, my ass was not all greasy and injured (thankfully).

By: rockyjay

rockyjay — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:20:12 +0000

Did you have any pain in your ass?

And I mean PAIN in your ASS!

That (ass) is always good to check out after a night like that. There is lots of weirdos out there and good things happen to bad people — obviously, I mean bad things happen to good people (depending on the point of view, of course).

P.S. Also lower back makes a good canvas for Sharpie art. I won’t mention these slogans I’ve heard of written on guys… but then again I live in Miami Beach. It’s different here.

By: MacBros

MacBros — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:43:55 +0000

Yes, we get it! You were drunk. You’re still broadcasting it! LOL

I’ve waken up so many times like that. Beer medicine always works for me too. I usually try to remember to leave 1 or 2 for the next day.

I was a victim of a sharpie, razor, and a bottle of shampoo poured inside the front of my shorts. I have to admit, the sharpie and missing eyebrows weren’t as bad as the dried out shampoo all over my junk. It was like having a plastic cock for a long time.
Why am I broadcasting this????

Errr. I mean a friend on mine was a victim… yea… a friend of mine.. 8o

By: Sar

Sar — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:28:38 +0000

Yeah, JJ, I’m thinking you did in fact drink too much cause you’re still freakin broadcasting it – HERE!

(your sharpie line cracked me up, btw)