29Dec/0619
JJ’s Ten Tips for Increasing Your Blog Traffic
I got the idea for this list while reading through a classic post from Samantha Burns titled Sam's 10 Commandments of Blogging. Sam's advice could help you earn a better reputation in the blogosphere... My advice is a little different.
I just want to help stat whores like myself increase their blog traffic. I can't guarantee you'll get more people to actually read your blog, but you will get more hits.
- Write about things people are interested in.
- Post pictures - lots of them.
And make sure to include descriptive alt and title tags. That helps search engines index your pictures. I'm getting several hundred hits per day from Google image searches. Obviously, it helps that I'm posting pics of Anne Hathaway's nipples, pubic hairstyles, and camel toes. - Join blog traffic sites like BlogMad and BlogExplosion.
Here's how it works: You log in and surf blogs. The more blogs you surf, the more times your site appears when other bloggers are surfing. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. (I wonder how many times can I use the words blog and surf in one paragraph...) - Leave comments on other blogs.
As you surf BlogMad, be generous with comments - but don't spam anyone by leaving pointless comments that are unrelated to the topic. Read at least a little of the latest entry on a blog. If it's halfway decent, leave a comment about that topic. They'll probably check out your site to learn more about the mystery commenter (you), and their regular readers might check you out too. - Be generous with your blogroll.
When you come across a site that you find moderately interesting, link to it. A lot of bloggers regularly check wholinkstome and Technorati (aka an Egorati search). They'll see you linked to them, read your latest entry, and they may link to you out of courtesy. If your blogroll starts getting out of control, you can put it on a separate page. - Tell your friends about your blog.
I'm not necessarily talking about co-workers. I'm talking about the kind of friends who might actually be interested in your daily bullshit. And if you write about something that happened to you and your friends, email them the link - especially if the story involves naked lesbians. Everyone loves a good naked lesbian story. - Join social networking sites like MySpace and YouTube.
Whore yourself out online. All you have to do is create a profile, upload a little content, link to your blog, and add your readers to your "friends" list. - Allow readers to Subscribe to your blog.
I use FeedBlitz for this (at the top of my sidebar). Readers enter their email address and they get an automatic email every day that your site is updated. People can also subscribe by adding your site to their feed reader. Just add a link to your RSS or Atom feed on your sidebar. - Connect with your regular readers.
Don't be shy. If someone visits your site regularly and leaves comments, they probably would be happy to get an email from you. Again, don't spam anyone. Just send a little note like "Hey, thanks for stopping by my site. Hope you're doing well." Or even better, you can reference something they wrote about recently on their site. It will either open a line of communication with a potential new friend - or they'll want to retain their privacy and they'll ignore your email. No biggie. - Ask successful bloggers for advice.
People who have been in the blogging game for a while are usually very happy to share some advice on web design or writing, etc. I've gotten some great tips over the years from fellow bloggers like Mojotek, MacBros, Jackie, Diane, Sam, Sar, and Franky. I know that's a long list, but I really do ask for a lot of advice.
I know you want to write about your home improvement project or your children or your pets and that's perfectly fine. But there are millions of people out there who just want to read about sex, celebrities, and celebrities having sex. At least make passing references to celebrities or sports stars on occasion. Web surfers will love you for it. You won't believe how many hits I get every single day from people searching for Britney Spears' twat.

December 29th, 2006 - 14:24
Is this the list that should be dugg? The title sounds great for a dig.
Thanks for the mention, but I am just a dorks who only started blogging little more than a year ago.
… And now doesn’t know anymore on how many blogs he actually writes.
My main blog will become more blog savvy in the next weeks.
December 29th, 2006 - 14:42
Fantastic & helpful post!
December 29th, 2006 - 14:52
Naked lesbians? Where are the naked lesbians?
December 29th, 2006 - 14:54
Franky:
Great idea. OK, it’s been dugg. Rock on!
Amber Dawn:
Thanks!
Mr. Fabulous:
Dude, it was insane. I lived next door to these 2 lesbian exhibitionists for nearly a year. One of the best years of my life.
December 29th, 2006 - 14:59
#10 = The truth
I’ve learnt so much in the last 3 weeks thanks from a few webmasters on MSN. I get conscious I’m bugging them too much though, heh!
December 29th, 2006 - 22:39
#4, I R commenting.
This great, site is.
Keep up, the work, great!
*insert spamm links here*
+start 500 links to nothing++++ end is here
*end Spam Linkage*
Like this JJ?
December 30th, 2006 - 00:30
Matt:
I’m sure they don’t mind. If they did, they’d just ignore you.
MacBros:
That looks exactly like actual spam. I actually kind of enjoy it when they leave odd avant garde style poems that are clearly the work of some weird random phrase generator.
December 30th, 2006 - 02:03
Regarding BlogMad and BlogExplosion and the like… don’t these services simply provide un-targeted traffic? I mean, they aren’t visiting you because they like you… but because they HAVE to.
For 25-30 seconds to be precise.
December 30th, 2006 - 04:43
I knew my lesbian story was missing something…
December 30th, 2006 - 11:06
Mr. Beer Belly:
That’s a great point. Blogsurfing without leaving comments or adding to your blogroll will only increase your hit count, not your readership. The best thing BlogMad can do is allow you to discover new sites and make new blog-friends. That’s how I found more than half of the sites on my blogroll.
Jamie:
Any story, whether lesbian or not, can be improved by adding naked exhibitionists. Stories can also be improved by adding sex, alcohol or illicit drug use.
December 30th, 2006 - 11:49
Various incarnations of the words “Britney’s cookie shot” have gotten me more hits than Tina got from Ike.
December 30th, 2006 - 16:28
I get a lot of hits from Google image even though I try to avoid them. I try to give my images strange names. These are not readers, they may raise your stats but what is the point of doing that?
January 1st, 2007 - 10:25
WISHING YOU BLOGPEROUS NEW YEAR 2007!
January 1st, 2007 - 12:17
Lmao & more hits than Tina got from Ike
Happy New Year JJ and crew!
I link ho’ed you today- ha ha- one of my favorite blog traffic getters.
January 2nd, 2007 - 18:25
randi:
I love that you referred to her ladyparts as her “cookie”. I mean, that shit was so crusty and chafed that if anything, it looked like a sugar cookie.
jan:
I like to pretend that people who find The Churning while searching for an image actually stick around to read a little. I know it’s not true, but I’m really good at deceiving myself.
rockyjay:
Thanks! BTW – I was shocked to discover that someone stole your name and based a movie on it. Unoriginal bastards!
Diane:
I love it! Thanks! Oh, hey.. I dig the new site too. Well done.
January 8th, 2007 - 13:42
Thanks for the list and vote of confidence!! In the past few months I’ve found myself giving advice and then thinking how crazy it is that I was the one asking for all kinds of advice a year ago. Not that I’m all that and a bag of chips though… I got plenty to learn. Like how to get as many incoming links as you, JJ.
January 9th, 2007 - 08:50
Let’s see how this crap will work. I did all accordingly your instructions and hold you responsible if I don’t get at least 100 comments.
October 10th, 2010 - 22:48
Wow. I don’t believe this! My blog visitors skyrocketed to 2865 hits daily pure Google traffic after implementing this. To anybody interested go to http:// bit.ly/cu8nsu. Take care.
October 13th, 2010 - 09:05
Thanks for nothing, dummy.