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	<title>Comments on: Masturbation Euphemisms: Jilling, Rubbing One Out, Spanking the Monkey, etc.</title>
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		<title>By: JimSweenysard</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-41028</link>
		<dc:creator>JimSweenysard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>gonna make some &quot;fiveskin&quot;?.....hello?....NE1?......NE1?....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gonna make some &#8220;fiveskin&#8221;?&#8230;..hello?&#8230;.NE1?&#8230;&#8230;NE1?&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: JimSweenysard</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-41027</link>
		<dc:creator>JimSweenysard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>really? &quot;Wasting Paste&quot; didn&#039;t make the cut?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>really? &#8220;Wasting Paste&#8221; didn&#8217;t make the cut?</p>
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		<title>By: huy</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-40114</link>
		<dc:creator>huy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The after-work jerk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The after-work jerk.</p>
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		<title>By: obi</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-40084</link>
		<dc:creator>obi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how about spanking the elephant? funny prank on Japanese TV
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/rakkyo-ide-embarrases-female-celebrities-on-late-night-tv/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how about spanking the elephant? funny prank on Japanese TV<br />
<a href="http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/rakkyo-ide-embarrases-female-celebrities-on-late-night-tv/" rel="nofollow">http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/rakkyo-ide-embarrases-female-celebrities-on-late-night-tv/</a></p>
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		<title>By: JimSweenysard</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-2/#comment-39977</link>
		<dc:creator>JimSweenysard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;trin&#039; to make fiveskin&quot;?   (just made that up)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;trin&#8217; to make fiveskin&#8221;?   (just made that up)</p>
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		<title>By: JimSweenysard</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-39976</link>
		<dc:creator>JimSweenysard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think &quot;Wasting Paste&quot; has a nice ring to it....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think &#8220;Wasting Paste&#8221; has a nice ring to it&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: soopta</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-39519</link>
		<dc:creator>soopta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chokin the bishop, bustin a load, chokin the chicken, and spankin the monkey!</description>
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		<title>By: nick</title>
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		<dc:creator>nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>im thinking taming the lion blubbering uo the whale</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>im thinking taming the lion blubbering uo the whale</p>
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		<title>By: Solunar</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/comment-page-1/#comment-38858</link>
		<dc:creator>Solunar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How about &quot;Strangling the Cycloptic/One-eyed Spit Viper/Goober Monster&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about &#8220;Strangling the Cycloptic/One-eyed Spit Viper/Goober Monster&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Patomida</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patomida</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One that always made me laugh is &quot;choking Kojack&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One that always made me laugh is &#8220;choking Kojack&#8221;</p>
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