Comments on: Masturbation Euphemisms: Jilling, Rubbing One Out, Spanking the Monkey, etc. http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:25:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: The Churning » Search Strings, Volume 1 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-36708 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:24:06 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-36708 [...] spanking masturbating This search probably led to my list of masturbation euphemisms. [...] […] spanking masturbating This search probably led to my list of masturbation euphemisms. […]

]]> by: The Maestro http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35772 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:18:36 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35772 Glazing a knuckle, Morning wood harvest...LOL Glazing a knuckle, Morning wood harvest…LOL

]]> by: brandy http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35492 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:41:02 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35492 mixing the baby batter mixing the baby batter

]]> by: handy andy http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35427 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:06:13 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35427 How about the offensive but funny "Warming up the alter boys lunch" How about the offensive but funny “Warming up the alter boys lunch”

]]> by: Perry Winkle http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35365 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:14:37 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35365 kidnomo: "make love to my best friend". Absolutely. The great band Jellyfish actually recorded a fabulous ode to this definition on their "Spilt Milk" CD. It includes many other euphemisms as well ("palm sunday", "wrapped around your fingers", "my hand's a five leaf clover", "stroke of genius", "let down your curls"). Check out "He's My Best Friend" (find a clip on Amazon>Music>Jellyfish>Spilt Milk; complete lyrics at http://www.lyricsdir.com/jellyfish-hes-my-best-friend-lyrics.html ) kidnomo: “make love to my best friend”. Absolutely. The great band Jellyfish actually recorded a fabulous ode to this definition on their “Spilt Milk” CD. It includes many other euphemisms as well (”palm sunday”, “wrapped around your fingers”, “my hand’s a five leaf clover”, “stroke of genius”, “let down your curls”). Check out “He’s My Best Friend” (find a clip on Amazon>Music>Jellyfish>Spilt Milk; complete lyrics at http://www.lyricsdir.com/jellyfish-hes-my-best-friend-lyrics.html )

]]> by: ZippyUK http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35349 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 14:41:50 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35349 How about: Taking Captain Picard to warp speed. How about: Taking Captain Picard to warp speed.

]]> by: robert http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35303 Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:17:14 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35303 i say "going for sum hand luv" my mates say "feeding the children" WTF? i say “going for sum hand luv” my mates say “feeding the children” WTF?

]]> by: KIDNOMO http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35041 Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:06:38 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-35041 Make love to my best friend... Make love to my best friend…

]]> by: emptyhandkiller http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33194 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:01:48 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33194 Hey, Big Johnny, if I came around the corner and caught you stroking your pole trying to knock down my fence, I would lunge at you with hedgeclippers.... before you could scream, "NOOOO!", I would snip your boner off with one move! I would then leave you there, screaming your fool head off, holding your piece of meat, and wondering if you stroke it, will it come to life... it won't.... you might as well swallow it... Hey, Big Johnny, if I came around the corner and caught you stroking your pole trying to knock down my fence, I would lunge at you with hedgeclippers…. before you could scream, “NOOOO!”, I would snip your boner off with one move! I would then leave you there, screaming your fool head off, holding your piece of meat, and wondering if you stroke it, will it come to life… it won’t…. you might as well swallow it…

]]> by: Big Johnny http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33192 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:01:41 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33192 TO Emptyhandler: I can usually knock down your fence! TO Emptyhandler: I can usually knock down your fence!

]]> by: emptyhandkiller http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33188 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:11:57 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33188 Here are a few that my Aunt Bertha taught me: Stroking the blood sausage, whacking your meat, waxing the monkey, and exercising your baby maker. When I whack off, I can usually hit a tin can on a fence 10 feet away. Can anyone top that? Here are a few that my Aunt Bertha taught me: Stroking the blood sausage, whacking your meat, waxing the monkey, and exercising your baby maker. When I whack off, I can usually hit a tin can on a fence 10 feet away. Can anyone top that?

]]> by: rrrr http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33185 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:38:23 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33185 Going to sleep ;) Going to sleep ;)

]]> by: miga » Comment on Masturbation Euphemisms: Jilling, Rubbing One Out … http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33039 Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:49:23 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-33039 [...] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerptsmack the macquac (a friend shared this after visiting a tourist site overrun with Macquac monkeys.) [...] […] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerptsmack the macquac (a friend shared this after visiting a tourist site overrun with Macquac monkeys.) […]

]]> by: sami http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-32141 Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:31:56 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-32141 smack the macquac (a friend shared this after visiting a tourist site overrun with Macquac monkeys.) smack the macquac (a friend shared this after visiting a tourist site overrun with Macquac monkeys.)

]]> by: Burberry-Birdy http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-31212 Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:27:25 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/01/04/masturbation-euphemisms-jilling-rubbing-one-out-spanking-the-monkey-etc/#comment-31212 Going off for a swim with seaman Stains p.s. Whats with the guy above this comment? Likes pickin his mushrooms... Going off for a swim with seaman Stains

p.s. Whats with the guy above this comment? Likes pickin his mushrooms…

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