I’m Old!!!
Today is my 31st birthday. I'm in my fucking 30's. Lame. In honor of this momentous and depressing occasion, Sweet Momo wrote me a poem. Imagine these words to the tune of the awful Third Eye Blind song She Likes Me for Me (sort of to the tune of that, but not exactly):
I love him for him
not because he likes to rock
or that he has an uncut cock
not because he drinks lots of beer
or 'cause he loves my rearI love him for him
not because he walks the dog
or shares his life on his funny blog
Not cause he can play chords on his frets
or is obsessed with the internetsI love him for him
Not because he plays guitar
And enjoys hanging out at the bar
Lets me make out with his favorite boys
And handles it with coolness and poiseI love him for him
Not because he like his t-shirts tight
And likes to get it on, day and night
Not because he won't eat meats
Or 'cause he's awesome between the sheetsI love him for him
Not because he scratches my back
Or likes to touch my big rack
Not cause he's into porn
But because today is the day that he was born.
Thanks, Momo!!! (Oh, and Momo wants to thank J.Mo, Freshie, and Lil' Nell for their assistance.)
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January 5th, 2007 - 20:00
**sniff sniff**
That lovely ode is bringing tears to my eyes. Momo, that is so sweet!
And thanks for not including pictures of the “cock”.
Happy Birthday, JJ!
DOS ENTENDRES!!!
–joe “TFKoP”
January 5th, 2007 - 22:09
Happy Birthday
I remember that I couldn’t really phantom 10 years ahead in time when I was in your age…that’s 11 years ago now :p
Enjoy your age while you can. Time passes waaaay too fask once it got started.
January 5th, 2007 - 22:14
Happy Birthday JJ!! Hey wait…you have an uncut cock? hmmmmmmm
January 5th, 2007 - 22:29
Ok, Ron and I went to the same place…
January 5th, 2007 - 23:48
Happy Birthday, you prince among men.
January 6th, 2007 - 16:25
Happy Birthday.
January 6th, 2007 - 19:50
I love it! So clever. Happy birthday! xoxo
January 6th, 2007 - 20:57
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
January 6th, 2007 - 23:02
Happy birthday! I’m older, and still kicking. So, look forward to being older. It’s fun. You get cat food on your 75th.
January 7th, 2007 - 09:58
here’s looking atchoo kid..man..distinguished gent..
January 7th, 2007 - 20:45
Aww, I’m stealing that poem for Valentine’s Day. Happy Drink Til You Puke Day!
January 8th, 2007 - 09:50
Happy Belated Birthday JJ! Poem ROCKS Momo!
January 8th, 2007 - 11:25
happy birthday dude. though, i didn’t need to know such specifics about your jimmy.
January 8th, 2007 - 12:27
Happy Birthday you wascawee old bastahd!! BUT…
“Lets me make out with his favorite boys
And handles it with coolness and poise”
Wah? Huh? Forget the uncut cock thing… Momo makes out with Ev?
January 8th, 2007 - 15:23
Happy Birthday old guy! Is the bladder control starting to go yet? Don’t forget to schedule your colonoscopy.