Watch Your Back, Cube Dwellers

You know the situation. You’re sitting at your desk at work, reading up on the latest gossip at Celebrity Scoop or giggling at gaytarded criminals over at Odd Planet when suddenly your boss is standing right behind you. Everyone knows that minimizing the window just won’t cut it. You’re fucking busted, dude.

Here’s something that might help: Work Friendly. It’s a web tool that makes regular websites look like a word document. And if your boss sneaks up behind you, he won’t immediately realize you’re surfing. You’ll have plenty of time to hover over the “Boss Key” on the top left, which switches the web page to a screen full of bland corporate-speak.

Happy surfing, fuckers.

8 Responses to “Watch Your Back, Cube Dwellers”

  1. on 15 Jan 2007 Diane

    Don’t forget to keep the sound turned down.

  2. on 15 Jan 2007 krista.

    That is beautiful. Rock on slackers of the world!

  3. on 15 Jan 2007 cinders

    It’s BLOCKED at my work.

    “Reason for restriction: Forbidden Category “Hacking/Proxy Avoidance Systems”

    Oh well, I guess my boss will just keep on catching me on the internet and avoiding yelling at me because he is a slacker himself.

  4. on 15 Jan 2007 JJ

    Diane:
    Good call. Expecially if you stop by MySpace. Everything makes noise on that site - profile pages, banner ads, embedded vids, etc…

    krista:
    I love cheating the system.

    cinders:
    Workfriendly is blocked, but The Churning isn’t?!?! That’s fucking gaytarded.

  5. on 15 Jan 2007 LC

    That would have been useful last week when I brought up your “blowjob” blog and Hoffman was right behind me.
    Thanks for nothin…!!!

  6. on 16 Jan 2007 shirley

    But all I surf are corporate blogs… is there anything to make the blogs I read seem cooler?

  7. on 16 Jan 2007 antickpix

    ah, the wonders of the internet..

  8. on 18 Jan 2007 JJ

    LC:
    So what was Hoffman’s opinion? Blowjobs or eating pussy?

    shirley:
    That’s a fucking great idea, Shirley. Someone should design a website where you enter any blog’s URL and it turns that page into an amazing looking website. Kinda like gizoogle.

    antickpix:
    It never ends…

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