Randi Told Me to do This

16Jan/0712

Randi Told Me to do This

Randi is the evil mastermind behind the website called It's Still All About Me. She told me I had to post this or else she would send her minions to attack me.

The challenge was simple. Create a statement in which every word begins with a different letter of the alphabet - in order. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Here's mine:
Assholes, bitches, cocksuckers, dicks! Everyone! Fuck getting high - I just kick little midgets. Naked orifices poop questionable rankness. Suck twat until vagrants wrangle xenophobes yanking zippers.

The first couple of sentences kind of make sense, but once I hit the letter Q, I was fucked. Give it a shot. That shit ain't easy.

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randi
January 16th, 2007 - 17:04

Yours is by far the (best) raunchiest I’ve read. Made me “LOL” even. Ha! By the way, I’ll totally pimp The Codes this week at some point… FYI.
MacBros
January 16th, 2007 - 17:30

About blowing cum down everyones face, great holy instantaneous jizz! Kindly lick my numbing overflow princess. Quickly! Righteous Slut! Today undoubtedly vindicated with Xizang young zombies.
Ev
January 16th, 2007 - 23:31

Aroused beetles can diddle earnestly. FUCK! Grandma hates intelligent jerkoffs. Killer ladies mouth naughty orgasms privately. Queerly, Rick saluted Tommy underneath velure wrappings. X-ray yearning zealots.
shirley
January 17th, 2007 - 01:02

Would help if I knew the alphabet… eh, more whiskey will help. Mmm, whiskey!
Avitable
January 17th, 2007 - 08:53

Always be crazy!
1. Don’t eat fermented grapes hanging in Jack’s kitchen.
2. Let man’s needs orally perpetuate quickly.
3. Resist sucking tangerines.
4. Use Valium with Xanax.
5. Yell “Zebra”!.
Diesel
January 17th, 2007 - 15:37

Any bullshit can demonstrate even faux genius; however I just keep lobbing my nauseating originality, providing quality remarkably superior to unimaginative volunteers wearily xeroxing your zaniness.
the soviet
January 17th, 2007 - 16:58

JJ, i think you did quite well. it made perfect sense to me.
joe "TFKoP"
January 17th, 2007 - 21:03

How ’bout backwards?

Zoinks! Your Xray was visible under the strobe, right? Quietly puffing on neon maryjane, little knights jabbed it hard, gouging foes. Every day comes before another.
BeckEye
January 20th, 2007 - 17:21

Heyy, aren’t they lyrics to an Eminem song? Cheater!
Diane
January 21st, 2007 - 11:37

Jayzus! Ok I’ll give it a go-

Alabaster breasts covered demurely,
elegantly fashioned gown hiding innocence;
jaunty knobs lasciviously misrepresent Nubian oracles,
passionate quiescent rounds silently titillate
under voluminous white Xanadus yearning zealously.
mojotek
January 23rd, 2007 - 11:00

Wow… I’m impressed. I wonder if I could half as good as that… Oh, and your “poop questionable rankness” line is fine. Don’t sweat it!
Mumbles
February 10th, 2007 - 16:01

A baby cat defecating earrings for god: His incessant jingling kept lacing my non-amused opera party. Quiet ruffian! Stupid tomcat using very wasteful x-game yodels zealously.

or

Arbitrary bedtimes can defiantly erect false giddiness. Have I just killed lazy moments? No, oh please. Quotes ringing stupidly through underneath veiled windows. xXX, your zebra

muahahahaha this was fun