The Churning
22Jan/0715

The Most Ridiculous MySpace Profile Pic Ever

Surfing MySpace recently, I stumbled across a band called The Emotron. I don't have much to say about their music, but their profile pic was fucking insane. It's not really NSFW, but it's close:

the emotron

Yeah, that's a slice of pizza covering up his cock.

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  1. That’s one skinny dude. I may never eat a slice again.

  2. And I think he’s got the LaCoste alligator on his chest….

  3. I am aroused, which troubles me…

  4. I’m actually more concerned with how he’s holding that there. I think I may need to make this guy my friend.

  5. I wonder what happened to that slice after the pic…

  6. figures they are from the southside of metro atlanta…

  7. Wow… I’m speechless. Normally I have some stupid remark or crass comment… but I’m literally speechless.

  8. He’s got nice teeth.

  9. randi:
    You may never eat a slice again, but you might hold one between your legs?

    Cecil B.:
    Hell yeah he does. Now that’s commitment to a product!

    Mr. Fabulous:
    I’m aroused and not at all troubled by it. What can I say – pizza gets me off.

    cinders:
    Now that’s the spirit! I can tell you appreciate true physical prowess (potentially related to penis size/strength).

    Jamie:
    I guarantee someone ate it. There’s no such thing as bad pizza, right?

    trav:
    These guys your peeps?

    mojotek:
    That’s really not like you. Are you feeling okay?

    April:
    Excellent observation. And his hat is quite lovely as well.

  10. no, but i’m finding more and more bands coming out to woodworks in atlanta… some of them just as bizzare as these guys…

  11. I think it’s sausage pizza….

  12. that’s a pretty long slice..impressive.

  13. lmao! what’s up with the windshield? I haven’t seen glasses that big since 1988.

  14. OMG. That is so funny.

  15. i like how he isnt in private or anything. looks like he is in a damn warehouse…maybe he lives there. you never can tell


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