22Jan/0715
The Most Ridiculous MySpace Profile Pic Ever
Surfing MySpace recently, I stumbled across a band called The Emotron. I don't have much to say about their music, but their profile pic was fucking insane. It's not really NSFW, but it's close:

Yeah, that's a slice of pizza covering up his cock.

January 22nd, 2007 - 15:04
That’s one skinny dude. I may never eat a slice again.
January 22nd, 2007 - 16:28
And I think he’s got the LaCoste alligator on his chest….
January 22nd, 2007 - 20:35
I am aroused, which troubles me…
January 22nd, 2007 - 20:57
I’m actually more concerned with how he’s holding that there. I think I may need to make this guy my friend.
January 22nd, 2007 - 23:09
I wonder what happened to that slice after the pic…
January 23rd, 2007 - 01:15
figures they are from the southside of metro atlanta…
January 23rd, 2007 - 10:53
Wow… I’m speechless. Normally I have some stupid remark or crass comment… but I’m literally speechless.
January 23rd, 2007 - 16:49
He’s got nice teeth.
January 23rd, 2007 - 18:27
randi:
You may never eat a slice again, but you might hold one between your legs?
Cecil B.:
Hell yeah he does. Now that’s commitment to a product!
Mr. Fabulous:
I’m aroused and not at all troubled by it. What can I say – pizza gets me off.
cinders:
Now that’s the spirit! I can tell you appreciate true physical prowess (potentially related to penis size/strength).
Jamie:
I guarantee someone ate it. There’s no such thing as bad pizza, right?
trav:
These guys your peeps?
mojotek:
That’s really not like you. Are you feeling okay?
April:
Excellent observation. And his hat is quite lovely as well.
January 23rd, 2007 - 19:38
no, but i’m finding more and more bands coming out to woodworks in atlanta… some of them just as bizzare as these guys…
January 24th, 2007 - 22:48
I think it’s sausage pizza….
January 25th, 2007 - 10:17
that’s a pretty long slice..impressive.
January 25th, 2007 - 11:43
lmao! what’s up with the windshield? I haven’t seen glasses that big since 1988.
February 9th, 2007 - 14:41
OMG. That is so funny.
February 11th, 2007 - 12:31
i like how he isnt in private or anything. looks like he is in a damn warehouse…maybe he lives there. you never can tell