Comments on: How to Impress a Crowd at a Rock n’ Roll Show http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:27:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: antickpix http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16719 antickpix Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:58:56 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16719 ooh..ooh..also.. drummer uses only one stick and some man pills. ooh..ooh..also..

drummer uses only one stick and some man pills.

]]> By: BeckEye http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16718 BeckEye Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:54:03 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16718 Just jump into the front row and start punching random people in the face. No, sorry...hold on. I think that's Axl Rose's signature move. Maybe you could just bow politely, wave to the crowd and sincerely thank them for coming out. No one does that. Just jump into the front row and start punching random people in the face.

No, sorry…hold on. I think that’s Axl Rose’s signature move.

Maybe you could just bow politely, wave to the crowd and sincerely thank them for coming out. No one does that.

]]> By: Ev http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16717 Ev Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:26:45 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16717 I've got it. Man are you gonna knock em dead, kid! You all come out onstage, in banana outfits. Before you play, you all strip the banana suits, and underneath you're wearing the inside-out body-suit that the public access guy used to wear. You all gather round in a circle, light a black candle (none of that pink shit you keep in your sock drawer) and say a satanic prayer. Then, the lights go dark, when they come up again, you're each wearing a Tonya Harding wig and play the rest of the show in iceskates. It's GENIUS. I’ve got it. Man are you gonna knock em dead, kid!

You all come out onstage, in banana outfits. Before you play, you all strip the banana suits, and underneath you’re wearing the inside-out body-suit that the public access guy used to wear. You all gather round in a circle, light a black candle (none of that pink shit you keep in your sock drawer) and say a satanic prayer.

Then, the lights go dark, when they come up again, you’re each wearing a Tonya Harding wig and play the rest of the show in iceskates.

It’s GENIUS.

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16716 JJ Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:22:56 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16716 <b>MacBros:</b> That just might happen. <b>Julie:</b> The idea of making out seems like a popular suggestion. But I think the simulated anal sounds more fun. <b>Diesel:</b> Cock socks? RHCP style? That might be a little played out, plus I'd need a really small sock. <b>LC:</b> How about bowling balls? <b>antickpix:</b> Yes! It's dangerous - it could even lead to permanent scarring. I love this idea. MacBros:
That just might happen.

Julie:
The idea of making out seems like a popular suggestion. But I think the simulated anal sounds more fun.

Diesel:
Cock socks? RHCP style? That might be a little played out, plus I’d need a really small sock.

LC:
How about bowling balls?

antickpix:
Yes! It’s dangerous – it could even lead to permanent scarring. I love this idea.

]]> By: antickpix http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16708 antickpix Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:28:37 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16708 light your eyebrows on fire. or hair. pubes. light your eyebrows on fire.

or hair.

pubes.

]]> By: LC http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16707 LC Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:05:03 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16707 When I was like 11 years old.. my mom dragged me to a Rod Stewart concert. I remember he kicked soccer balls into the crowd. I thought he was sooo cool!!! I say you guys bring back the soccer ball.. or change it up a bit and punt footballs into the crowd. That would be the coolest thing EVER!!!! When I was like 11 years old.. my mom dragged me to a Rod Stewart concert. I remember he kicked soccer balls into the crowd.
I thought he was sooo cool!!!
I say you guys bring back the soccer ball.. or change it up a bit and punt footballs into the crowd.
That would be the coolest thing EVER!!!!

]]> By: Diesel http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16706 Diesel Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:02:47 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16706 BTW, JJ, I just read your response to my comment on your apathy post. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it when someone who I think has a really good sense of humor tells me they think my writing is funny. I've been thinking a lot lately about quitting. So much effort, so little reward. Anyway, Mark Twain once said he could live for 2 weeks on a compliment, and I think you just got another 2 weeks out of me. :) BTW, JJ, I just read your response to my comment on your apathy post. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it when someone who I think has a really good sense of humor tells me they think my writing is funny. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about quitting. So much effort, so little reward. Anyway, Mark Twain once said he could live for 2 weeks on a compliment, and I think you just got another 2 weeks out of me. :)

]]> By: Diesel http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16705 Diesel Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:51:15 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16705 Is wearing socks on your dingaling cliched? Is wearing socks on your dingaling cliched?

]]> By: Julie http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16704 Julie Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:32:19 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16704 My two suggestions: boys in the band kiss each other and based on having seen PFunk do this, I'd say simulated anal sex is a good crowd pleaser. My two suggestions: boys in the band kiss each other and based on having seen PFunk do this, I’d say simulated anal sex is a good crowd pleaser.

]]> By: MacBros http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/comment-page-1/#comment-16702 MacBros Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:57:36 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/02/how-to-impress-a-crowd-at-a-rock-n-roll-show/#comment-16702 Dress in drag. Dress in drag.

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