Our gay America
Mar. 10, 2007 by oldgreensock
Tonight I had an interesting conversation with the girl that I am secretly falling in love with. After having incredible sex, we were still feeling very steamy and the short conversation went as follows:
HER- “If we have sex again I think my clit may fall off”
ME- “If your clit fell off I would dip it in maple syrup and use it as chewing gum”
US- “Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha”
Now this may seem like a perfectly normal conversation, but it got me thinking about how America is filled with huge fallic penises but no giant clits.
What gives?
Washington monument, Mt. Rushmore (except Jefferson), the new Comcast center…ad infinitum…all giant dicks.
Who is running this place? Obviously a bunch of dick lovers.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the dick but lets face it, it pales in comparison with the clit.
I say to the white upper class ruling party either accept the fact that you are gay dick lovers, or build some sweet looking structures that look like the mighty and powerfull vagina.
I love the vagina and would be proud to walk into a building in the shape of one and happily push some useless pieces of paper across my slimy desk. Georgia O’keefe would be proud, and you could build elevators that started on the ground floor and went down.
March 10th, 2007
All:
Everyone say Hi to OldGreenSock. He’s new around here. Anyone want to volunteer to walk him to homeroom?
March 10th, 2007
Ugh. I can’t even say the c words…either of them.
But i love the cock, I have to admit. I could never, ever be a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Of course, I don’t love the cock as much as most men do. I mean, they practically worship their own cocks. I don’t feel that way about my c’s. They serve a purpose, but I’m not going out of my way to build monuments to them or anything.
March 10th, 2007
Did you see the Real Time episoide where Bill Maher superimposes a vagina over the Pan’s Labyrinth movie poster. Walking into the vagina labyrinth…
March 11th, 2007
If I owned a vagina shaped building, I’d make sure to always keep the hedges trimmed. You don’t want overgrown hedges surrounding the main entrance.
Oh, that reminds me… I’d keep the hedges trimmed around the back door too. You know.. because sometimes you might want to go in through the back entrance.
March 12th, 2007
ha ha! Old Green Sock is now a contributor? ha ha ha!
It’s like he’s suddenly the BFF of the Churning…..
I like it!
And if I had a vagina shaped building, I’d fly Old Glory off of the flagpole which would extend out from where the clit is. And I’d call the building the Vagina Mono-Lodge! Or Cunstitution Hall!!
(I know JJ…I’m recylcing my own jokes….does that me a plagariser of myself? Is plagariser a word?)
Groovy…looking forward to hearing Old Green Sock singing and you strumming with the other guys tomorrow night at The FI-YAHHHHHHHH!
*joe “TFKoP”
Do you think Old Green Sock is available to post on my blog too?
March 12th, 2007
Oh, the vagina is there, you just have to look, hard
These are actually pretty amazing
http://www.dailybuzzer.com/flower-vagina-similar-pictures
Then again, do we really want to see more of them…
http://www.avspages.com/big-clits/
I can not find it right now, but at some University, kids did a prank where they put a huge vagina around the entrance of a door. The staff was not amused.
Mommy’s tell their kids vagina’s are little special roses, and no one gets to ever touch or see them, I suppose that is why we dont see more clits. Anyway, I am not 100% sure I want a huge one, I kinda of like playing where’s waldo with the girlfriend, it makes me feel like I am learning when doing it
March 19th, 2007
“…build some sweet looking structures that look like the mighty and powerful vagina.”
Damn right! More coochie/clit construction can commence concurrently!
March 23rd, 2007
“If your clit fell off I would dip it in maple syrup and use it as chewing gum”
Gack!!
I haven’t given the vagina or clit much thought, but if a man buys a car to compensate for his penis, isn’t his garage a vagina?
I think the juvenile saying that “girls don’t have anything down there” would explain why it isn’t a popular theme for construction. Even if you built something small and hidden, how would anyone know?