Coffee Makes the Poo Come Out
March 14th, 2007 by JJ
Drinking coffee makes the poo want to come out of my butt.
And sometimes it seems like just smelling coffee brewing makes the poo want to come out. Is that even possible?
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When I was a smoker all it took was a cup o’joe and a puff or two and it would get things going. TMI? Maybe but you started it.
Never touch the stuff. But beer makes me poo quite enough, thank you.
I can’t believe I’m going to comment on this one.
But, I’m buzzed right now.
Old Coffee that’s been sitting in the pot all day makes me crap. Especially right after I brush my teeth and then drink some old coffee.
*hic*
Pavlov’s poo hehe
Can’t poo without it, sadly.
smoke a cigarette while drinking coffee — and the poop practically falls out of your ass
OH MY GOD. Two cups of coffee in the morning and I am lead footin it to work. I am usually turtling while I’m going up in the elevator.
I could set a clock by the amount of time it takes for me to have to shit after consuming a cup of coffee. My latest calculations are 28 minutes and 37 seconds. Never fails… You can cut the time in half for each additional cup of coffee that I drink.
I find the type of coffee makes a difference. Perkin’s coffee was the most effective (don’t live in the States anymore so don’t go to Perkins). Gourmet coffee that I grind fresh at home don’t seem to have a significant effect.
I love these high-brow posts!
The mere thought of cocaine sends my ass in to quivering convulsions so i can see how coffee could have the same effect.
Does anyone know what ingredient in coffee makes this happen? I want to overdose on it.
I’m thinking it’s the caffeine. I drank a highly-caffeinated energy drink yesterday and immediately took a huge dump.
I had been feeling a bit ill all day and had a cig in the evening. Within like 10 seconds I had a rumbling in my stomach that I knew was going to lead to trouble - I had to hot foot it to the bathroom, which turned out to be engaged. I literally didn’t know what to do. Fortunately the person in question came out of the bathroom and I exploded in the white godess slamming the door shut just in time, I sat there and shat water for about 15mins.
The cig definately put wheels in motion there! But I’ve also had same effect with coffee before but not as extreme!
For the record I’ve never fully shitted my pants though! Anyone here been caught short by a cup of coffee or cig?
A few years ago, I was feeling a little ill while at work. I went to the restroom to use the urinal. As I was standing there pissing, I tried to squeeze out a fart. Water came out instead. I went home immediately.
anything at Starbucks will get the poopy channel going - man I just got home from Starbucks (good thing) because all of a sudden there was a pressurized rumbling and I knew the coffee had done it’s thing again - got to the terlet just in time and ’bout blew the bottom of it out (mine, too).
Coffee - good for what has you plugged!!
This happens to me. Every time i have a coffee i need to poop.
I Was driving home one nite from work drinkin a nice hot cup of coffee…….i felt the urge to fart and shit my pants…NOT a good feeling…..i was on the interstate and was still 30 minutes from home….needless to say i had the windows down the rest of my drive.
lmaoooo I only have to take a few sips and im running to the bathroom :/ anyone know what exactly makes this happen?
when you drink coffee which is a poison, and i LOVE my poison, your body goes into panic mode trying to flush the stuff out. Coffee makes you feel high or majorly adrenalized because your body, mind, kidneys, etc are in survival mode. your bowels are basically spasming as soon as the coffee hits it. it’s a wonderful feeling once it’s over with.
I find the opposite, when I eat poo coffee comes out my arse.
Ha ha ha, I’m drinking some heavy coffee after a hard night out and was about to take a crap when I, for reasons unknown, googled ‘Why does coffee make me poo?’. This was the first site that came up and I nearly soiled myself laughing at the comments. Now, to take care of business.