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Coffee Makes the Poo Come Out
Drinking coffee makes the poo want to come out of my butt.
And sometimes it seems like just smelling coffee brewing makes the poo want to come out. Is that even possible?
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January 8th, 2010 - 14:45
omg this is the funnyest site i have ever been to even if i know is all ture
February 11th, 2010 - 03:55
LOLOLOL
I too, just finished a cup of coffee, just completely assploded, and just googled “Why does coffee make you poo?”
I LOVE THIS! hahah, bring it on!!
The comments are SO GREAT. I’m so glad we’re all proud poopers<3
February 18th, 2010 - 19:03
Everyone Poops! Even pretty girls….so if your questioning dating someone of the opposite sex and your not sure about them just imagine that ….. and it should clear things up….so i have noticed lately, just by brewing coffee I feel the urge…strange huh? maybe something with the subconcious? I don’t know.
March 23rd, 2010 - 09:09
being a bodybuilder i find the magic combo for me is morning protein shake and then coffee, and look out heading to the loo clenching my butt cheeks tight!!! will sit in there for good ten minutes of constant pooing relief-nothing beats the first shit of many during the day, what a relief. Does anybody else have this problem with protein and caffeine?
April 11th, 2010 - 00:30
Coffee sure will but Mountain Dew, coke do too, sometimes even a liquid in the morning does it. It’s too bad caffeine does that because really, we kind of get addicted to it to get a good wake up. I’ve researched this before, it relaxes your intestinal track or something like that.
Also, if my stomach is empty, caffeine can make it hurt real bad.