Comments on: Coffee Makes the Poo Come Out http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:11:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Pat http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-2/#comment-42933 Pat Tue, 06 Dec 2011 01:02:16 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-42933 So what do they really mean when they say "Do the Dew"? So what do they really mean when they say “Do the Dew”?

]]> By: Rod http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-2/#comment-41323 Rod Sun, 11 Apr 2010 04:30:33 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-41323 Coffee sure will but Mountain Dew, coke do too, sometimes even a liquid in the morning does it. It's too bad caffeine does that because really, we kind of get addicted to it to get a good wake up. I've researched this before, it relaxes your intestinal track or something like that. Also, if my stomach is empty, caffeine can make it hurt real bad. Coffee sure will but Mountain Dew, coke do too, sometimes even a liquid in the morning does it. It’s too bad caffeine does that because really, we kind of get addicted to it to get a good wake up. I’ve researched this before, it relaxes your intestinal track or something like that.

Also, if my stomach is empty, caffeine can make it hurt real bad.

]]> By: blonde bombshell http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-2/#comment-41242 blonde bombshell Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:09:59 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-41242 being a bodybuilder i find the magic combo for me is morning protein shake and then coffee, and look out heading to the loo clenching my butt cheeks tight!!! will sit in there for good ten minutes of constant pooing relief-nothing beats the first shit of many during the day, what a relief. Does anybody else have this problem with protein and caffeine? being a bodybuilder i find the magic combo for me is morning protein shake and then coffee, and look out heading to the loo clenching my butt cheeks tight!!! will sit in there for good ten minutes of constant pooing relief-nothing beats the first shit of many during the day, what a relief. Does anybody else have this problem with protein and caffeine?

]]> By: Deb http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-2/#comment-41022 Deb Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:03:46 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-41022 Everyone Poops! Even pretty girls....so if your questioning dating someone of the opposite sex and your not sure about them just imagine that ..... and it should clear things up....so i have noticed lately, just by brewing coffee I feel the urge...strange huh? maybe something with the subconcious? I don't know. Everyone Poops! Even pretty girls….so if your questioning dating someone of the opposite sex and your not sure about them just imagine that ….. and it should clear things up….so i have noticed lately, just by brewing coffee I feel the urge…strange huh? maybe something with the subconcious? I don’t know.

]]> By: Rina http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-2/#comment-40992 Rina Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:55:38 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-40992 LOLOLOL I too, just finished a cup of coffee, just completely assploded, and just googled "Why does coffee make you poo?" I LOVE THIS! hahah, bring it on!! The comments are SO GREAT. I'm so glad we're all proud poopers<3 LOLOLOL

I too, just finished a cup of coffee, just completely assploded, and just googled “Why does coffee make you poo?”

I LOVE THIS! hahah, bring it on!!

The comments are SO GREAT. I’m so glad we’re all proud poopers<3

]]> By: princess http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-2/#comment-40876 princess Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:45:31 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-40876 omg this is the funnyest site i have ever been to even if i know is all ture omg this is the funnyest site i have ever been to even if i know is all ture

]]> By: Ann http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-40853 Ann Fri, 01 Jan 2010 20:15:29 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-40853 If I drink coffee everyday it does not have the same effect as if I take a week off then have some just to make sure everything is cleaned out! Sometimes Ill do a day of coffee and green apples(lots of fiber) just make sure that if you have to Fart you better run to the bathroom because it may actually be poop coming out instead! Especially at the gym if your on a bike! :) I thought poop came out so i went to the bathroom thank God it wasn't but sure could have been. If I drink coffee everyday it does not have the same effect as if I take a week off then have some just to make sure everything is cleaned out! Sometimes Ill do a day of coffee and green apples(lots of fiber) just make sure that if you have to Fart you better run to the bathroom because it may actually be poop coming out instead! Especially at the gym if your on a bike! :) I thought poop came out so i went to the bathroom thank God it wasn’t but sure could have been.

]]> By: Trace http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-40789 Trace Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:34:15 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-40789 I always have a cup after taking my daughter to school. Add a ciggy to that and the result is an insta-shit. Not funny when the postman turns up just as I've sat down, 2 mintues later you can hear me yelling out the window I opened in preperation "just shove the parcel through the catflap". lol. I always have a cup after taking my daughter to school. Add a ciggy to that and the result is an insta-shit. Not funny when the postman turns up just as I’ve sat down, 2 mintues later you can hear me yelling out the window I opened in preperation “just shove the parcel through the catflap”. lol.

]]> By: Bri http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-40764 Bri Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:13:12 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-40764 I almost peed on myself reading some of these comments. HAH But I've really been wondering why caffeine makes you poop? Now I use to drink coffee and tea a lot. Tea usually made me have to pee every 10 minutes and coffee usually DESTROYED my stomach. Can anyone say bubbleguts? But I've started college and have been drinking a few energy drinks recently. Apparently these have 2 servings of caffeine in them and I end up having to take a crap RIGHT AFTER (not even exaggerating) I finish a can. I mean as soon as I get up to throw the empty can in the garbage I gotta drop some kids off at the pool :/ But why? And whats even worse is that I usually get mad diarrhea (even on a generally empty stomach) WHY? Is it really healthy yo poo so damn much? I almost peed on myself reading some of these comments. HAH

But I’ve really been wondering why caffeine makes you poop? Now I use to drink coffee and tea a lot. Tea usually made me have to pee every 10 minutes and coffee usually DESTROYED my stomach. Can anyone say bubbleguts?

But I’ve started college and have been drinking a few energy drinks recently. Apparently these have 2 servings of caffeine in them and I end up having to take a crap RIGHT AFTER (not even exaggerating) I finish a can. I mean as soon as I get up to throw the empty can in the garbage I gotta drop some kids off at the pool :/ But why? And whats even worse is that I usually get mad diarrhea (even on a generally empty stomach)

WHY? Is it really healthy yo poo so damn much?

]]> By: poppers=poopers http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/comment-page-1/#comment-40730 poppers=poopers Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:57:04 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-40730 I wonder how many people have this exact same effect? Or how many people will end up reading this forum about dukes!! Coffee + Smoke = a really Shitty day. I wonder how many people have this exact same effect? Or how many people will end up reading this forum about dukes!! Coffee + Smoke = a really Shitty day.

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