http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:52:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-38080 azebra Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:17:23 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-38080 wow coffee its great i love it, once i drank a big ole cup at my computer, lit a smoke, squeezed a toot, big mistake b/c my stomach was already grumbling i soon found myself sitting in a pile of semi-liquid viscus matter, after another puff i decided coffee is amazing, and im a dirt bag with a poopy bum, i try not to drink coffee in public, just in case i have a toot, lol SHIT FART again wow coffee its great i love it, once i drank a big ole cup at my computer, lit a smoke, squeezed a toot, big mistake b/c my stomach was already grumbling i soon found myself sitting in a pile of semi-liquid viscus matter, after another puff i decided coffee is amazing, and im a dirt bag with a poopy bum, i try not to drink coffee in public, just in case i have a toot, lol SHIT FART again

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37954 Blastov Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:30:40 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37954 If you want to have a real seismic event, cut out coffee for about 4 days. I did this then had a cup at work. 'The Churning' started & before I knew it I was hanging on to the toilet seat for dear life with my feet hitting the stall door. WOW. That's one to tell the Grandkids. If you want to have a real seismic event, cut out coffee for about 4 days. I did this then had a cup at work. ‘The Churning’ started & before I knew it I was hanging on to the toilet seat for dear life with my feet hitting the stall door. WOW. That’s one to tell the Grandkids.

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37682 cosbydropper Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:30:22 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37682 It never fails... I should never need a colon cleansing because every afternoon when I wake up I make a pot of coffee and I have to drop a dookster about the same time everyday and I mean I freckle the hell out of that throne. Needless to say, I feel pretty good and cleansed all of the time. It never fails… I should never need a colon cleansing because every afternoon when I wake up I make a pot of coffee and I have to drop a dookster about the same time everyday and I mean I freckle the hell out of that throne. Needless to say, I feel pretty good and cleansed all of the time.

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37626 poopypants Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:49:27 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37626 I love this! I just googled this right now because I can't even finish my coffee before I have to RUN to the bathroom. I'm talking a matter of minutes. And yes, it just happened. Needless to say, I can't drink coffee if I have to leave home any time soon after. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Um, thanks? I love this!
I just googled this right now because I can’t even finish my coffee before I have to RUN to the bathroom. I’m talking a matter of minutes. And yes, it just happened. Needless to say, I can’t drink coffee if I have to leave home any time soon after. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Um, thanks?

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37579 laughylaughington Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:19:12 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37579 I thought I was the only one, what would we do without our google! I thought I was the only one, what would we do without our google!

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37327 Jack Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:16:01 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37327 Heck, I got you all beat. Im on my laptop, drinking coffee, and takin a dooker, coffee rules! Heck, I got you all beat. Im on my laptop, drinking coffee, and takin a dooker, coffee rules!

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37319 CathyCrapper Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:20:54 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37319 Lmaooo!! Same here! Just thought I'd google as it's something I've often wondered about... This site showed up first! Hahaa...Anyway, gotta go....just finshed my coffee and yes...needs must!!! Lmaooo!!
Same here!
Just thought I’d google as it’s something I’ve often wondered about…
This site showed up first!
Hahaa…Anyway, gotta go….just finshed my coffee and yes…needs must!!!

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37171 lmao Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:05:37 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-37171 Coffee makes me crap like crazy so I looked it up to see if I could figure out why and I came across this. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Coffee makes me crap like crazy so I looked it up to see if I could figure out why and I came across this. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-36656 CoffeePoo Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:47:30 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-36656 Ha ha ha, I'm drinking some heavy coffee after a hard night out and was about to take a crap when I, for reasons unknown, googled 'Why does coffee make me poo?'. This was the first site that came up and I nearly soiled myself laughing at the comments. Now, to take care of business. Ha ha ha, I’m drinking some heavy coffee after a hard night out and was about to take a crap when I, for reasons unknown, googled ‘Why does coffee make me poo?’. This was the first site that came up and I nearly soiled myself laughing at the comments. Now, to take care of business.

]]> http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-36568 Paul Mon, 19 May 2008 16:16:22 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/03/14/coffee-makes-the-poo-come-out/#comment-36568 I find the opposite, when I eat poo coffee comes out my arse. I find the opposite, when I eat poo coffee comes out my arse.

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