It’s time for a little link love. A couple of months ago, I asked The Churning Loyalists to link up my band’s website, thecodes.net. See, the website had a zero pagerank, and it wasn’t anywhere near the top results when Googling the codes. Keep in mind, I wasn’t looking for hits. I just wanted people to be able to find us if they were actually looking for us. 30 linkbacks later, and we’re number one on Google when searching for the codes. Googlebombing works!

Now I’m returning the favor by posting reviews of a few of the blogs that link thecodes.net. I’m writing these Churn-style as Ev would put it - meaning these are half-assed lazy reviews with no real value or content. Hopefully there’s a little humor here, but at the very least you’re getting a linkback and a handful of hits.

Idle Rantings and Miscellaneous Thoughts
This site is run by a fella named Cecil. I’d totally make fun of his name, but my dead grandfather was named Cecil, and I’m afraid he might return from the grave and beat me about the head and neck with his spindly skeleton hands. The other Cecil (the one who is still alive and writes a blog) likes to drink heavily and write about it. He also likes to talk about icky stuff like vomit and poo. Maybe some people like to read blogs that include poop jokes and puke humor, but I personally don’t care for it. Someone’s personal bodily functions are none of my business and they are definitely not funny. What’s next - a blog entry about sex or masturbation? Gee whiz, I hope not.

Fuck. This charade must end. This site is exactly the kind of shit I dig. Haha - digging shit. There’s a visual for you. Ummm… Where was I? Yeah. Okay. Check out Cecil’s latest entry where he got shitfaced and drew a dumbtardulous picture of his house using MS Paint. Genius.

Misanthropic Tendencies
Sarah is one of the few bloggers I have met face to face. She wants me to let you know she has “nice titties”. She’s been doing this whole blogging thing for a long time. In fact, she was one of my first Philly blog connections and we’ve been buddies ever since. She even met Ev, which says a lot because Ev is a demented pervert I keep locked in the basement and I very rarely let him out for fresh air. He really doesn’t mind though. There are pounds and pounds of weed stored down there next to my bong collection.

I Can’t Believe He’s Still Single
I’m really bad at blog-reading. I can barely keep up with the dozen or so sites that I like to check regularly. And sometimes I’ll stop by an old favorite and see that it’s gone. That’s sorta what happened this time - only I discovered that a certain mystery girl started up an entirely new site.

It’s a collection of horrible online personal ads posted by braindead perverts. Good times. I would tell you more about it, but the site is brand new. Check it out for yourself.

Oh yeah… one more thing… the mystery blogger would be disappointed if I failed to mention that she “knows how to give a really good blowjob…. has great boobies too. And back dimples.”