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29Mar/0715

Shitting and Puking at the Same Time

Have you ever shot shitwater out of your ass and vomit out of your mouth at the same time? I have. On two separate occasions.

I'll tell you all about it whenever I decide to host Puke Week again.

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  1. LMAO Sister Peter Marie would have a field day with you JJ.

  2. Yes. Sadly. Yes I have.

  3. Oh Yea. I sure have. Once when I caught this nasty Flu, and several occasions when hung over. I have since changed brands of beer and now I’m fine. Keiths Beer RAWKS!

  4. Diane:
    Are you implying that I have mental problems? Because I totally do.

    Randi:
    Since lunchtime on Monday, I have only eaten 2 bananas, 12 crackers, and one slice of pizza. How long will it be before I feel like eating again?!?

    MacBros:
    I’ve never tried it. I wonder if they sell it in the states. My latest beer of choice is Magic Hat #9.

  5. Soory JJ. You’re outta’ luck. Only Brewed here locally in the Maritimes. Awesome beer. Never Hungover. I think know they have it right.

    Ifyou can convince your Band Buddies to Haul Your Asses up here and play a weekend at The Maritime Club Or In Fredericton Clubs. Then you can smuggle some home with you.

  6. i’m having awful flashbacks now. yes, yes, i have.

  7. I’ve never felt like not eating. But I’m sure you’ll be ok soon. For me it’s all about the Pepto, man. I feel for you.

  8. Oh yea! It’s a tough choice to make.

    Do i vomit on the floor / trash can and shit in the toilet, or do i take my chances by vomiting in the toilet and hoping that i don’t shit all over the floor.

    It comes down to the fact that i’d rather clean vomit up than shit.

    My most memorable occasion was having to vomit the the apex of a night of heavy drinking. went to the bathroom, sat on the toilet, shit and vomited a lot. got up, crashed in my bed.

    woke up with a toilet full of shit, vomit all over the floor, and no toilet paper to be seen. also, found a few nice shit stains in my bed.

    good times.

    if you do vomit / shit at the same time, don’t forget to wipe.

  9. The fun part is trying to time it so that when you’re done crapping, you spin around, flush and then vomit into your own stench. You can make a game of it.

  10. That is disgusting! I feel like puking right now!

  11. I’d rather eat both than do them in the toilet/on the floor.

  12. I just experienced this. It helps if u try to shit first then stick a bunch of toilet paper in your ass while you puke so u dont shit the rest on the floor.

  13. well those stories are true i have no doubt. same happened to me but i was shitting lots of murky water like substance and i had to puke so i turned around and puked real hard into the shit and it all splashed back on my face..

  14. MAAN DID I EVER POWER LAUGH AT SOME OF THESE COMMENTS,”SO I TURNED AROUND AND PUKED REAL HARD INTO THE SHIT AND IT ALL SPLASHED BACK ON MY FACE”
    LMFAO, THANKS GUY IM FEELIN VERY SICK TODAY AND THAT JUST MADE ME LAUGH,

  15. Yes, I have on several occasions. The first time was when I had an emetic. It didn’t seem to want to work so I had an enema to see if it would get things moving. After holding the enema in me for a while, I went to the toilet with a bucket with me “just in case”. A few moments after starting to expell I started puking. I have tried this a few more times since tho’ I prefer to puke first then have the enema later.


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