1. 

   Diane
   March 29th, 2007 - 11:49

   LMAO Sister Peter Marie would have a field day with you JJ.
2. 

   Randi
   March 29th, 2007 - 12:03

   Yes. Sadly. Yes I have.
3. 

   MacBros
   March 29th, 2007 - 14:15

   Oh Yea. I sure have. Once when I caught this nasty Flu, and several occasions when hung over. I have since changed brands of beer and now I’m fine. Keiths Beer RAWKS!
4. 

   JJ
   March 29th, 2007 - 15:03

   Diane:
   Are you implying that I have mental problems? Because I totally do.

   Randi:
   Since lunchtime on Monday, I have only eaten 2 bananas, 12 crackers, and one slice of pizza. How long will it be before I feel like eating again?!?

   MacBros:
   I’ve never tried it. I wonder if they sell it in the states. My latest beer of choice is Magic Hat #9.
5. 

   MacBros
   March 29th, 2007 - 15:58

   Soory JJ. You’re outta’ luck. Only Brewed here locally in the Maritimes. Awesome beer. Never Hungover. I think know they have it right.

   Ifyou can convince your Band Buddies to Haul Your Asses up here and play a weekend at The Maritime Club Or In Fredericton Clubs. Then you can smuggle some home with you.
6. 

   the soviet
   March 30th, 2007 - 02:47

   i’m having awful flashbacks now. yes, yes, i have.
7. 

   Randi
   March 30th, 2007 - 11:58

   I’ve never felt like not eating. But I’m sure you’ll be ok soon. For me it’s all about the Pepto, man. I feel for you.
8. 

   Code Brown
   March 30th, 2007 - 12:51

   Oh yea! It’s a tough choice to make.

   Do i vomit on the floor / trash can and shit in the toilet, or do i take my chances by vomiting in the toilet and hoping that i don’t shit all over the floor.

   It comes down to the fact that i’d rather clean vomit up than shit.

   My most memorable occasion was having to vomit the the apex of a night of heavy drinking. went to the bathroom, sat on the toilet, shit and vomited a lot. got up, crashed in my bed.

   woke up with a toilet full of shit, vomit all over the floor, and no toilet paper to be seen. also, found a few nice shit stains in my bed.

   good times.

   if you do vomit / shit at the same time, don’t forget to wipe.
9. 

   Diesel
   April 4th, 2007 - 10:00

   The fun part is trying to time it so that when you’re done crapping, you spin around, flush and then vomit into your own stench. You can make a game of it.
10. 

    ewwwwwww
    April 5th, 2007 - 00:51

    That is disgusting! I feel like puking right now!
11. 

    MMMMMMMMM
    April 5th, 2007 - 00:52

    I’d rather eat both than do them in the toilet/on the floor.
12. 

    SHITTY PUKER
    May 31st, 2007 - 03:20

    I just experienced this. It helps if u try to shit first then stick a bunch of toilet paper in your ass while you puke so u dont shit the rest on the floor.
13. 

    undead
    January 2nd, 2009 - 21:05

    well those stories are true i have no doubt. same happened to me but i was shitting lots of murky water like substance and i had to puke so i turned around and puked real hard into the shit and it all splashed back on my face..
14. 

    HILARIOUS
    February 18th, 2009 - 23:04

    MAAN DID I EVER POWER LAUGH AT SOME OF THESE COMMENTS,”SO I TURNED AROUND AND PUKED REAL HARD INTO THE SHIT AND IT ALL SPLASHED BACK ON MY FACE”
    LMFAO, THANKS GUY IM FEELIN VERY SICK TODAY AND THAT JUST MADE ME LAUGH,
15. 

    MrGramophone
    September 20th, 2009 - 02:03

    Yes, I have on several occasions. The first time was when I had an emetic. It didn’t seem to want to work so I had an enema to see if it would get things moving. After holding the enema in me for a while, I went to the toilet with a bucket with me “just in case”. A few moments after starting to expell I started puking. I have tried this a few more times since tho’ I prefer to puke first then have the enema later.
16. 

    tinlady
    April 23rd, 2011 - 11:12

    u r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gross
17. 

    brown gurl
    August 22nd, 2011 - 21:38

    yes i have sadly i puked in the trash can and shit in the toilet at the same time
18. 

    Dee
    January 25th, 2012 - 18:37

    This is what I have been going through since two o’clock this morning. Felt fine and was about to go to bed when I felt a bit uneasy. Next thing I know I am in the bathroom shooting water like substances from booth ends. It happened every 20 minuets for 9 1/2 hours before it finally subsided and is much more spread apart now. And I have kept down a piece of plane dry toast and pepto finally. The best thing to do so you don’t shit on your self or the floor is grab a bucket or trash can to throw up in while you sit on the toilet. Then dump your bucket in the toilet to flush it all at once and go drink a full glass of water slowly so your next puke wont be painful dry heaves and so you don’t get toooo dehydrated. Thank God its finally slowing down. PS this was none beer related just random.

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