Comments on: Shitting and Puking at the Same Time

By: Dee

Dee — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:37:59 +0000

This is what I have been going through since two o’clock this morning. Felt fine and was about to go to bed when I felt a bit uneasy. Next thing I know I am in the bathroom shooting water like substances from booth ends. It happened every 20 minuets for 9 1/2 hours before it finally subsided and is much more spread apart now. And I have kept down a piece of plane dry toast and pepto finally. The best thing to do so you don’t shit on your self or the floor is grab a bucket or trash can to throw up in while you sit on the toilet. Then dump your bucket in the toilet to flush it all at once and go drink a full glass of water slowly so your next puke wont be painful dry heaves and so you don’t get toooo dehydrated. Thank God its finally slowing down. PS this was none beer related just random.

By: brown gurl

brown gurl — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 01:38:14 +0000

yes i have sadly i puked in the trash can and shit in the toilet at the same time

By: tinlady

tinlady — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 15:12:49 +0000

u r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gross

By: MrGramophone

MrGramophone — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:03:20 +0000

Yes, I have on several occasions. The first time was when I had an emetic. It didn’t seem to want to work so I had an enema to see if it would get things moving. After holding the enema in me for a while, I went to the toilet with a bucket with me “just in case”. A few moments after starting to expell I started puking. I have tried this a few more times since tho’ I prefer to puke first then have the enema later.

By: HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:04:45 +0000

MAAN DID I EVER POWER LAUGH AT SOME OF THESE COMMENTS,”SO I TURNED AROUND AND PUKED REAL HARD INTO THE SHIT AND IT ALL SPLASHED BACK ON MY FACE”
LMFAO, THANKS GUY IM FEELIN VERY SICK TODAY AND THAT JUST MADE ME LAUGH,

By: undead

undead — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:05:25 +0000

well those stories are true i have no doubt. same happened to me but i was shitting lots of murky water like substance and i had to puke so i turned around and puked real hard into the shit and it all splashed back on my face..

By: SHITTY PUKER

SHITTY PUKER — Thu, 31 May 2007 07:20:50 +0000

I just experienced this. It helps if u try to shit first then stick a bunch of toilet paper in your ass while you puke so u dont shit the rest on the floor.

By: MMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMM — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:52:18 +0000

I’d rather eat both than do them in the toilet/on the floor.

By: ewwwwwww

ewwwwwww — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:51:03 +0000

That is disgusting! I feel like puking right now!

By: Diesel

Diesel — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:00:15 +0000

The fun part is trying to time it so that when you’re done crapping, you spin around, flush and then vomit into your own stench. You can make a game of it.