Jamaican Pussy Hairstyle
Mar. 30, 2007 by Jason
I was hanging out with my parents and a few other family members in NYC this past weekend. We went out to dinner, had a few drinks, and stayed overnight at a swanky hotel.
First thing Sunday morning, I woke up, stumbled over to my laptop, and logged on to check my email. I received notification that someone left a new comment on my old post about vaginal hairstyles. The commenter asked, “is there anybody with link or explanation how jamaica pussy hairstyle looks like?”
You know me… I’m naturally curious, so I immediately googled “jamaican pussy hair”. Nothing. I checked urbandictionary.com. Nothing. So I gave up and continued my day.
A little later, my mom wanted to check her email so I offered to let her use my computer. She sat down at the laptop and was about to log in to gmail, when she noticed my failed search in the Google toolbar.
At that moment, my mother realized something:
I’m the kind of guy who will surf for porn within two minutes of waking up.
March 30th, 2007
Well that’s the best time for porn viewing. That or in the afternoon, or before bed. Porn is always good.
March 31st, 2007
ROFLAO!
Somtimes it must suck to be you. :p
April 1st, 2007
morning is the best time for porn viewing.
soothe the early morny stiffy.
April 1st, 2007
Note to self: Clean browser cache before allowing children to use personal computer.
(eh, some chicks like porn too)…
p.s. When are you going to host porn week? Somehow I think that would be a great excuse for Ev to whip out a few new graphics. You could have people air their private kinks. Speaking only for myself, I’d find that interesting as hell.
April 2nd, 2007
lmao!! how embarassing…
April 2nd, 2007
Well, duh, there has to be corn rows. And braids. With beads on the end.
April 3rd, 2007
and to think I called you one of the most outstanding bloggers of the 21st century…..
April 3rd, 2007
wow, you waited 2 whole minutes?
April 3rd, 2007
You were probably a scientist in another life JJ. It’s RESEARCH no matter how you slice it- just so happens you research a lot of porn. LMAO
April 5th, 2007
Cecil B.:
Agreed.
MacBros:
Most of the time, actually.
antickpix:
That’s how you know you’re alive - when you wake up with a rod.
trouble:
You’re full of good ideas.
Webmiztris:
It would have been even more embarrassing if they didn’t already know about my porn addiction.
cinders:
and dreadlocks!
mulk:
I like how you narrowed it down to the 21st century. Because I’d hate to compete with the bloggers from the 19th century.
shirley:
Yeah, I was a little groggy.
Diane:
I do love to do my research.