I’m a Stinkin’ Hippie
filed in Humor on Apr.03, 2007
I’m just going to have to admit it - I’m a stinkin’ hippie. Yeah yeah, I know, it’s hip to hate jam bands. But I can’t help it. The facts speak for themselves. Here’s why I think I’m turning into a tree-hugging, patchouli-wearing, bong-ripping hippie:
- I say things like “dude”, “right on”, and “man”.
- I don’t eat meat.
- I wear vegetarian skate shoes.
- I am seriously considering buying a Prius.
- I’m letting my hair grow out.
- As much as I say I hate jam bands, I love it when my favorite bands jam.
- My band jams (sort of).
I’m sure there are more. I just don’t feel like coming up with any.
Now that I’m thinking of it, there are probably a lot of things about me that keep me from being a complete hippie: Personal grooming is very important to me, I love watching football, I’m a total computer geek, and I’m way too much of a slacker to be an activist. I guess in reality, I’m more of a yuppie than a hippie.
April 3rd, 2007
To be a Hippie, just sounds to be to much work involved man.
The lifestyle would be kind a’ far out man. Don’t you think man?
But then again, like you said man, “Personal Hygene” is important.
But there’s nothing wrong with getting your freak on man. Caus’ that’s just totally far out man.
April 3rd, 2007
whoa, she had funny lookin boobies.
April 4th, 2007
Dude, I could have gone my whole life without seeing that picture again LOL
April 4th, 2007
“dude” doesn’t make you a hippie.
a prius makes you an environmentally concious thirty-something, not a hippie (a hip-ster maybe).
will you buy me a prius if you get one? maybe they have a 2 for 1 deal….
April 4th, 2007
Where’s his chest?
April 5th, 2007
Let’s don’t forget MONEY- M O N E Y Baby Just give me money, that’s what I want.
April 5th, 2007
MacBros:
Yeah, man. Right on.
webmiztris:
They’re pointing down.
Mr. Fabulous:
You know you like hairy bush.
sarah:
I don’t think I could ever be a hipster (or scenester). I’m just not cool enough. I totally shop at the Gap.
Yogo:
Yoko’s got enough for both of them.
Diane:
Money don’t get everything it’s true. What it don’t get, I can’t use.
April 6th, 2007
True hippies don’t say Dude… That may be a yuppie thing.
Peace and here’s to a groovy day!
April 8th, 2007
Man, I totally didn’t need to see John Lennon’s schlong.
ugh.
April 8th, 2007
huh! I didn’t know skinny Asians could have big droopy boobies. I always learn something here.
April 9th, 2007
Thank you for asserting that personal hygiene is important to you. I got a little worried when I saw the picture you had posted.
April 10th, 2007
I’m not trying to be the boss of you but please post something so I don’t have to look at Yoko’s hairy twat any more.
April 10th, 2007
Ditto what randi said.
Yoko and John both.
April 10th, 2007
please forgive my ignorance, but is that what an uncut guy looks like? I’ve never actually seen one before, and i spent like 20 minutes staring at that picture trying to figure out why John’s Schlong looked so strange.
April 10th, 2007
shirley
Yeah, I guess they can.
Eddie
Grooming is key.
randi
Done.
MacBros
I was getting bored with this pic too.
trouble
Ummm… Yeah, that’s what it looks like. I guess that’s another thing that makes me a hippie.
April 11th, 2007
It’s cool to bathe. My cat does it all day.
April 12th, 2007
I’m sorry JJ, were you trying to say something meaningful? I was to busy being hypnotized by John Lennon’s schlong to read your post.
October 5th, 2007
you can be a hippie and a computer nerd. hippie’s more about your attitude than anything as far as i can tell (i’m 24 though and missed it all). i count myself a bit hippie but there’s no denying the age we’re in…
July 31st, 2008
OMG.
Who cares what you look at or what you say?
What matters is what you believe in. This society is all about fashion and people thikning o dude i’m going to change this world if I buy a shirt from Pink company saying PINK SAYS PEACE. like are you serious?
I am a hippie and all I want to see in the near future is my kinds growing up in a society that is not fucked up as it is right now.
That’s all it matters. Believe in what you believe in. Follow your dreams and don’t have people influence your lifes for the wrong reasons. Wear what you wear.
People judge to fucking much and that’s whats wrong with this world.
FUCK!