Grosser Than Gross

April 10th, 2007 by JJ

Randi says I have to write a new post. So here’s my half-assed attempt…

I realize this has been done before, but I think we can do it better. Remember the “What’s grosser than gross” game? Stupid kids would try to out-do each other, trying to come up with the most disgusting thing they could imagine. It usually ended with references to boogers and poop. But we’re all adults here, and we’ve all seen far worse than someone eating a booger. Let’s try to create a solid list of things that are truly gross. I’ll go first. Add to the list in the comments section.

What’s grosser than gross?

  • When you’re buttfucking and you notice a bloody anal wart, so you pick it off with your fingernail, put it in your mouth, and chew on it like a broken-off pencil eraser

Okay. Your turn.

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12 Responses to “Grosser Than Gross”

  1. on 10 Apr 2007   MacBros

    Tossing off to the previous post’s picture.

  2. on 10 Apr 2007   Avitable

    Going down on a girl who is on her period, pulling her tampon out with your teeth, putting it in a cup, adding hot water, and drinking the resulting tea.

  3. on 10 Apr 2007   sarah

    wow. i need to not read any more of this entry or it’s comments.

    gross.

    ps–you have to see another gay movie. it’s not very good, but well, i think it’s your humor.

  4. on 10 Apr 2007   webmiztris

    It would be impossible for me to come up with anything more disgusting than that….lmao! DAMN!!!

  5. on 10 Apr 2007   trouble

    Grosser than that? When you’re done, your girlfriend asks you to toss her salad…lube, brown sluge, creamy stuff and all.

  6. on 11 Apr 2007   MacBros

    JJ: Do you realize the amount of spam that’s coming through your rss feed?

    Licking a cat’s Brown Eye! Blealllk!

  7. on 11 Apr 2007   randi

    One I remember from grade school or some time in my early teens was a hypothetical girl saying she needed to pick off her scabs for a more lubricated entry.
    Ew. I can’t believe the things I type here.

  8. on 11 Apr 2007   shirley

    What’s grosser than gross? Reading your entry & deciding to go ahead and read the comments anyway. Aaaaaiiiieeeee - my eyes!!

  9. on 13 Apr 2007   Robguy

    My mind is still stuck on the video of the guy puking into the other guy’s mouth.

  10. on 13 Apr 2007   mojotek

    I’m with Robguy… the dude puking into another dude’s mouth is definitely grosser than gross.

  11. on 16 Apr 2007   thefinestkindofpork

    Going down on a girl, and as you begin to finger her, you pull out a condom that came off of one her earlier suitors….several days ago.

  12. on 24 Jan 2008   Travis

    whats grosser then gross ten babys in a trash can
    whats grosser then that one baby in ten trash cans

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