Comments on: No! Don’t drop me now, I’ll sink into the underground. http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:40:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Maine http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-25933 Sun, 03 Jun 2007 15:17:31 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-25933 Sucks, dude. Just sucks. If I was local, I'd be buying you a beer. Not because beer heals all wounds, but because beer heals some wounds, and, while some wounds are left unhealed, you've at least got a tasty beverage by your side. One that is enhanced by onion rings. I'm sidetracked. Either way, sorry, man. Sucks, dude. Just sucks.

If I was local, I’d be buying you a beer.

Not because beer heals all wounds, but because beer heals some wounds, and, while some wounds are left unhealed, you’ve at least got a tasty beverage by your side. One that is enhanced by onion rings.

I’m sidetracked.

Either way, sorry, man.

]]> by: Ev http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-25250 Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:46:04 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-25250 Hubble Bubble for Trouble- I'll drink a beer or 12 to that. Mojoblecch- Who knows, it could be the best thing for me in the world, or the worst, or maybe it could give me vast superpowers. I'm holding out for the last option. Eddie Van Haggar - I'm TOTALLY a bastard. If you only knew... Bacon- Woah. I don't wish her any harm. Plus, those fucking sharkcopters are expensive as fuck! Hubble Bubble for Trouble- I’ll drink a beer or 12 to that.

Mojoblecch- Who knows, it could be the best thing for me in the world, or the worst, or maybe it could give me vast superpowers. I’m holding out for the last option.

Eddie Van Haggar - I’m TOTALLY a bastard. If you only knew…

Bacon- Woah. I don’t wish her any harm. Plus, those fucking sharkcopters are expensive as fuck!

]]> by: the finest kind of pork http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-25145 Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:32:16 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-25145 Maybe you should send a Sharkcopter after her.... Maybe you should send a Sharkcopter after her….

]]> by: Eddie http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24776 Thu, 31 May 2007 19:31:50 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24776 I don't think you're a bastard for admitting that; I think you're doing both you and your wife a favor by being honest. I'm rooting for both of you (whether it's separate or together)! I don’t think you’re a bastard for admitting that; I think you’re doing both you and your wife a favor by being honest. I’m rooting for both of you (whether it’s separate or together)!

]]> by: mojotek http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24383 Wed, 30 May 2007 19:13:36 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24383 "<em>The hardest part was finally admitting to myself that maybe she was right and I was simply no longer attracted to her anymore. And I couldn’t feel like a bigger bastard.</em>" Man... that would be tough. I'm definitely sorry to hear this, although it's probably a better solution to being unhappy than I've heard of in a while. “The hardest part was finally admitting to myself that maybe she was right and I was simply no longer attracted to her anymore. And I couldn’t feel like a bigger bastard.”

Man… that would be tough. I’m definitely sorry to hear this, although it’s probably a better solution to being unhappy than I’ve heard of in a while.

]]> by: trouble http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24285 Wed, 30 May 2007 14:24:12 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24285 Oh, fuck man, I'm sorry. I've so been there, done that, and it bites. Don't get a tattoo for at least a year or make any legal commitments to anyone. Give yourself time to regain your equilibrium and figure out what you really want, and who you really are. You never know, the time apart might actually help. Oh, fuck man, I’m sorry. I’ve so been there, done that, and it bites. Don’t get a tattoo for at least a year or make any legal commitments to anyone. Give yourself time to regain your equilibrium and figure out what you really want, and who you really are.

You never know, the time apart might actually help.

]]> by: Ev http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24275 Wed, 30 May 2007 13:38:41 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24275 Dandy Randi- I guess that's the best friend part, neither one of us want to just give up and quit. We're both unhappy, and we don't know if it is because of each other, at least this way, we're leaving the door open. Mac Attack- I'm definitely getting a tat, I just don't know what yet. It's got to be something meaningful, like maybe a sharkcopter. Because that's just plain awesome. Fay Jay- You + Me + Atlantic City. Nuff Said. Pogo for Yogo- C'mon, not even one joke? You gotta try harder. Dandy Randi- I guess that’s the best friend part, neither one of us want to just give up and quit. We’re both unhappy, and we don’t know if it is because of each other, at least this way, we’re leaving the door open.

Mac Attack- I’m definitely getting a tat, I just don’t know what yet. It’s got to be something meaningful, like maybe a sharkcopter. Because that’s just plain awesome.

Fay Jay- You + Me + Atlantic City. Nuff Said.

Pogo for Yogo- C’mon, not even one joke? You gotta try harder.

]]> by: Yogo http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24216 Wed, 30 May 2007 03:30:44 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24216 No jokes. Really sorry to hear this. No jokes. Really sorry to hear this.

]]> by: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24215 Wed, 30 May 2007 03:22:25 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24215 Sucks. Every once in a while, things turn serious here at The Churning. This is one of those times. I have no jokes. Sorry to hear things are rough right now. You'll pull through. Keep me posted. Later, JJ Sucks.

Every once in a while, things turn serious here at The Churning. This is one of those times. I have no jokes.

Sorry to hear things are rough right now. You’ll pull through. Keep me posted.

Later,
JJ

]]> by: MacBros http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24213 Tue, 29 May 2007 23:20:32 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24213 Go get a Tattoo, get drunk and get high. And while your at it, go for an Oil Change (If ya know what I mean :D ) Then go back to her and see if you feel differently. Go get a Tattoo, get drunk and get high. And while your at it, go for an Oil Change (If ya know what I mean :D )

Then go back to her and see if you feel differently.

]]> by: randi http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24212 Tue, 29 May 2007 22:59:40 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/05/29/no-dont-drop-me-now-ill-sink-into-the-underground/#comment-24212 Congratulations for not immediately heading for divorce court and at least giving it the ol' college try. I feel for you. Good luck. Congratulations for not immediately heading for divorce court and at least giving it the ol’ college try. I feel for you. Good luck.

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