The Am I Normal series is one of the most popular topics here at The Churning. Entries like “The Normal Age for a First Kiss” and “How Often does a Normal Person Poop” have attracted a huge number of comments. I guess people just like to share their secrets.

Well, someone recently arrived at The Churning after Googling “How Often does a Normal Person Masturbate?” And that made me wonder. Am I normal?

Girl or guy - What’s the normal amount of masturbation? Weekly? Daily? Hourly?

24 Responses to “How Often does a Normal Person Masturbate?”

  1. on 06 Jun 2007 MacBros

    With or without a helping hand?
    Sorry, couldn’t resist. :D

  2. on 06 Jun 2007 randi

    Used to be a daily until Prozac killed my sex drive.

  3. on 06 Jun 2007 Mike

    I don’t think there is a “normal” amount for masturbation. It varies from person to person and changes as you get older. With over 50 years experience (really!) of jerking off, I consider myself an expert on the subject, a “master of masturbation” if you will but I’m still not sure what is “normal” for this wonderful sport. All I can tell you is that I ain’t blind or crazy yet and at age 66 I’m still doing it with no plans to stop…ever! It was one to three times a day as a teenager, about daily in my twenties and thirties…and then I VERY SLOWLY tapered off to 2 or 3 times a week at present. There was less jerking when I was married or in a relationship of course but I never completely stopped doing it. Am I normal? I don’t know and I don’t care! All I can tell you is that it feels good! As Woody Allen said to Diane Keaton in “Annie Hall”, “Don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love!” Truer words were never spoken my friends! Uhhh…what was that question again?

  4. on 06 Jun 2007 juicya

    Before when i was single– 7 or 8 a week. Now that Im in a permanent relationship 3-4.

  5. on 07 Jun 2007 trav

    ha… i would not be able to answer that question for you since i am most decidedly not normal… in any way shape or form… and damn it… what’s the deal with all the inverted nipple comments?

  6. on 07 Jun 2007 JJ

    I think this is one of those posts that won’t get a lot of responses from the regular readers, but we’ll start to see comments as people land here via Google.

  7. on 07 Jun 2007 Ev

    I swear by daily affirmation. SWEAR BY IT! IT IS LAW!

  8. on 07 Jun 2007 trouble

    For me, it depends on a number of factors. I actually masturbate more if I’m in a relationship because I spend more time walking around turned on. My sex drive is like a switch that can be flipped on or off. If I haven’t been in a relationship in a while, and haven’t been touched, my sex drive just kind of dies down to a low point, where I maybe masturbate once a week. But if I’m dating someone regularly, and having sex at least weekly (it’s hard when you’re a single mom with kids to get it daily), it can be once a day or more.

  9. on 11 Jun 2007 oldgreensock

    Every day at least once unless I’m to drunk. But sometimes perhaps up to four times a day if I had great sex the day before and start to remember all the sweet positions we did it in. I like to jerk off a couple hours after having sex, thinking about the sex that I just had. I guess it all averages out to between five and seven times a week. And I consider myself normal.

    PS: watch out for soap in the pee hole.

  10. on 11 Jun 2007 Yogo

    Once or twice a day. At least.

  11. on 17 Jun 2007 EC

    for me it is never the same. sometimes it’ll be 3 times in a week, sometimes not for months. i’ve been having issues with this with my boyfriend though, so this is a nice topic to have as a reference. thanks all!

  12. on 18 Jun 2007 mojotek

    I have more of a “range” that I operate in.

    Average average: Once per day
    Low end average: Once per week
    High end average: Thrice per day

    With or without a significant other. Yes, it’s that necessary for me.

  13. on 19 Jun 2007 Robguy

    I know I’m not normal. Once my connective tissue pain spread to my hands, just the thought makes me wince.

  14. on 20 Jul 2007 the unmasturbator

    before my boyfriend and i were living 2gether it would be like once a month now its like never…

  15. on 17 Nov 2007 ANON

    I think I have a problem then, Im 26 and still have to find time to masturbate between 5 and seven times a day. I have a partner who demands sex daily and she normaly gets her takings but I always want more with other people even if I dont fancy them as long as its different. I love my partner very much but she could never satisfy me.

  16. on 05 Jan 2008 Fhostile6

    Yeah, you don’t have a problem bro, I know EXACTLY how you feel. If I’m laying in bed, I’m shooting one off. If I wake up from sleeping, I go shoot one off. While I was off at training one time, I ran off to the porta-johns and shot one off in there three times a day. At home about four to six times a day, but my record was 16 one time when I was sick. When it comes to sex, I’ll do that even more, but I never have a girl with a mutual sex drive, so ya know, I feel ya.

  17. on 21 Jan 2008 Wow

    Actual you both have a problem.

    Me-never the same, could be once every two weeks. A couple of times one day, all weekend if I’m bored. Could go a month.

  18. on 02 Mar 2008 Malik

    Once a day on average. Usually I will jack off right before I take a shower, then take a shower, then go to sleep. It is great!

    Sometimes I will do it twice a day, or even three times. It depends. Either way, it is definetely a high point in my day, and I would die without being able to do it. I lovvvvveeeee jacking off!

  19. on 15 Mar 2008 Tim

    Once a day for 50 years.

  20. on 17 Mar 2008 Why so few?

    I guess I fall out of the normal range then.

    Minimum per day: 1
    Average: 4-5
    Maximum: 18

  21. on 31 Mar 2008 Jey

    Hahah lmao ppl not jaking off for months HAHAHA.. Unless there a girl i know girls like sex way less then us and its normal.

    Personally i do it like once a day.. When i have rly nothing to do or havent been with a girl for a while (like 1 week) i jack off like 3-5 times daily

  22. on 04 Apr 2008 just the average guy

    I think normal is *jerks off* were was i. oh About daily for most teens. or every other day. *jerks off*. I don’t really think i do jerk off to much. *jerks off* i think i am about normal or the average *jerks off*. I would think jerking off would slow down as you get older *jerks off* as for me it hasn’t really slowed yet *jerks off*. I don’t jerk off a lot i don’t think….*jerks off* would you think i jerk off to much? *jerks off*

  23. on 14 Apr 2008 jack

    um girls have a higher tendancy to masturbate than boys.

  24. on 04 May 2008 sandra

    well, my bf jerks off close to 14 times a day, and I am ready and wellin g to dropmy pants whenever he wants sex becuz usually I want sex too. But get this when we are about to have sex he is too senseitive from masturbating all day to please either of us. I’m so considering going out and sleeping with someone else,cuz I’m sick of hearing he doesn’t have problem. Well he does, I haven’t been satisfied in over a year becuz of his masturbation.

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