What Have I Become?

So odd... I started this site as a place to vent my perversions and to silently judge people behind a pseudonym. But soon I realized I'm really just a nice guy at heart. And somehow, instead of attracting an audience of perverted male 20-somethings, The Churning has become a haven for young ladies with self esteem issues.

Some of them are self-concious about their nipples, others want to know why their boyfriends look at so much porn, and some just want to know if their back dimples look funny. If only I could think of a way to use this to my advantage...

In other news - The Codes are regrouping. Our bass player is moving away, so we need to stop playing shows for a while and get a new guy (or gal) up to speed. During that break, we're hoping to get a shitload of work done, including our first CD, a website redesign, new t-shirts and stickers, etc. Also, keep an eye out for updates on a super secret punk rock side project. I'll let you know when the shit is about to hit the proverbial fan.

For now, you've got one last chance to witness the debauchery that is The Codes before Jay takes off. Friday night at The Fire in Philly. Do it.