Little Bishop in a Turtle Neck
Jul. 25, 2007 by oldgreensock
I have an un-cut cock.
I am no biblical follower of Abraham, and to tell you all the truth I’m proud to have an all natural Johnson. I love my foreskin for many reasons and here are my top five:
5. Accidental Zip-up Protection
4. Added characters for my penis puppetry act. (Hungry baby bird, Eiffel tower and so on) puppetryofthepenis.com
3. All of my girlfriends have been really into it. Some loved to play with it, and others have told me it feels better for them.
2. I can store food in the folds. Get a little hungry, pull it back and enjoy!
1. No lube necessary when I’m hanging out with Jack’lin (I’m talking about Jerkin it here)
I know for a fact that there are a few other rad people with retractable dick heads around here so lets hear what you all have to say.
Any neat stories about the uncut cock?
Any Horror stories?
What do the ladies have to say? Do you prefer one over the other?
July 25th, 2007
It only takes one person that doesn’t wash properly to ruin it for everyone. The memory of the smell of stale dick cheese still makes me cringe. I’ve only been that close to one uncut penis - if I were single, I’d say that was grounds for further investigation.
I hear that in addition to surgical techniques, that a determined regimen of stretching can give you back what the doctor took away.
July 26th, 2007
I have a lot to say on this subject… Maybe I’ll add more later when I have a few minutes.
First - Thanks for posting something. I’ve been slacking lately and I want to make sure this site is updated.
Second - I think chopping the skin off a little boy’s cockhead is fucking barbaric and cruel. Unless there’s a medical reason, like an infection or something, then leave that kid’s dick alone.
It’s just insane to me that we act like we’re the most modern, advanced, powerful civilization in the world, but we think it’s totally normal to butcher infants’ tiny cocks.
Imagine if it were the societal norm to chop off infant girls’ labia majora. Would it be acceptable for me to say to a girlfriend “Oh, you have a labia?!? Gross!” Fuck that. The labia and clitoris and cockhead and foreskin are all fucking natural parts of the human body. Don’t fuck with that shit.
Third - Chicks really seem to dig it. As you all know, I like to talk about sex… a lot. So when this topic comes up in conversation, my ladyfriends always seem particularly curious and not in a grossed out way.
Ladies, you should be curious. And you should experience it sometime. For reals.
July 26th, 2007
I like playing with an uncircumcised penis much in the same way I enjoy playing with a Slinkie or Sily Putty but I think the sex is better when snipped. That’s just my humble opinion though. I’m sure it ultimately depends on the skills of the “lover” and his standards of personal hygiene.
July 26th, 2007
I have what Robguy has told me is a ‘French-cut’ cock. Which means I’m only half-circumcised. My wiener looks un-cut during normal business hours, but when it’s time for my alter-ego to come out it looks like one of those normal circumcised cocks.
I have no idea what my point is. Maybe I just liking sharing too much information about myself only to run away giggling when I’m done.
July 26th, 2007
Robguy- It’s true that it can get a bit funky without upkeep, But that boy shouldn’t have let you near his John Henry while it was in such a state, I know I wouldn’t. In fact, I use my nasty scumbagness as a prophylactic. If I’m not clean, no naughty time.
JJ- Preach it brother! It bothers me that some parents will pay to have part of their new born son amputated but then refuse to let him start skateboarding on account of it being “dangerous”.
Randi- Oh yes the old silly putty playtime is a favorite of mine as well!
mojotek- ‘French-cut’ that sounds quite exotic.
Keep ‘em coming every one.
July 26th, 2007
I don’t know why I feel so strongly about the subject - it just seems cruel to me. And for what? Aesthetics? Hygeine? Tradition? Fuck that.
July 26th, 2007
Okay.. I had my son circumcised.. and I had no idea what they did or what it should look like. I got him home from the doctor.. went to change his diaper and saw a bloody stump. I freaked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ran him to the emergency room sure that they castrated my son.
Apparently that’s what it’s supposed to look like.. so I did some research on circumcision - it is completely barbaric. OMG!! No wonder the dr didn’t let me hold him during the procedure.. they pretty much chain him down and cut his penis apart!! Horrid.
Fortunately.. my son has a perfect little penis now. Whew.
August 8th, 2007
I’d never seen one until recently, but I have to say, I like the uncircumcised one better. It’s alot easier to work with, so to speak. And kind of cute.