Random Movie Quote
August 2nd, 2007 by JJ
Guess the movie. Or don’t. Whatever. But no cheating (Google, IMDB, etc).
Customer at a diner: “I want a plain omelette, forget the tomatoes, don’t put potatoes on the plate, and give me a side of wheat toast and a cup of coffee.”
Waitress: “I’m sorry, we don’t have side orders of toast. I can give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.”
Customer: “What do you mean, you don’t have side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you?”
Waitress: “Would you like to talk to the manager?”
Customer: “You have bread, don’t you, and a toaster of some kind?”
Waitress: “I don’t make the rules.”
Customer: “Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. Give me an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast — no butter, no mayonnaise, no lettuce — and a cup of coffee.”
Waitress: “One Number Two, and a chicken sal san — hold the butter, the mayo, the lettuce — and a cup of coffee… Anything else?”
Customer: “Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.”
Waitress: “You want me to hold the chicken?”
Customer: “Yeah. I want you to hold it between your knees.”
RSS
Google makes it too easy - but I’ve never heard of the movie otherwise.
Is that Grosse Point Blank? I know that quote, dang it!
Robguy:
You should consider renting it. It’s a classic!
C-Ro:
Nope. Try again.
I don’t remember the movie but I think the customer was played by Jack Nicholson??????
Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets?
And no OldGreen Socks didn’t give a hint. I read it from my reader and knew.
So there. Huh.
oldgreensock:
Yep yep.
MacBros:
Good guess, but this movie came out long before As Good as it Gets.
Five
Easy
Pieces
(I’m older than the rest of you.)
Yeah!
When Harry Met Sally?
so…I obviously didn’t read all the comments before I commented.