Random Movie Quote

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Customer at a diner: "I want a plain omelette, forget the tomatoes, don't put potatoes on the plate, and give me a side of wheat toast and a cup of coffee."

Waitress: "I'm sorry, we don't have side orders of toast. I can give you an English muffin or a coffee roll."

Customer: "What do you mean, you don't have side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?"

Waitress: "Would you like to talk to the manager?"

Customer: "You have bread, don't you, and a toaster of some kind?"

Waitress: "I don't make the rules."

Customer: "Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. Give me an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast -- no butter, no mayonnaise, no lettuce -- and a cup of coffee."

Waitress: "One Number Two, and a chicken sal san -- hold the butter, the mayo, the lettuce -- and a cup of coffee... Anything else?"

Customer: "Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."

Waitress: "You want me to hold the chicken?"

Customer: "Yeah. I want you to hold it between your knees."