The Churning
3Aug/0717

I Used to Have Long Hair and Now I Have Short Hair

jj with longish hair
(Last week)
jj with shortish hair
(This week)

Yeah I got my hairs cut - all one hundred forty thousand of them.

Also, I should mention that I do not wear blue contact lenses. My eyes just happen to look bluer in sunlight than in the light of the flickering office fluorescents.

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  1. And as usual, I did not smile for my camera phone self portraits.

  2. Wow, you must really be desperate for ideas to post about when you go for I got a haircut. What’s next? I took a dump? Do we get pictures of that too? :p hehe

  3. */start Homer type Voice/*
    Hey. I got my mop cut too! It’s like we are hair cut people or something, something. Tee-hee-hee-hee.
    */end Homer type Voice/*

  4. Robguy:
    Oh this wasn’t the first time I posted simply because I got a haircut. Obviously you underestimate the extent of my vanity.

    And yes I occasionally post after I take a dump.

    MacBros:
    Your mom still cuts your hair? Wow. I get my hair cut by a crack addicted tranny in the back alley. He/she does it for free after I trade a couple of rocks for a handy.

  5. Yup. And it’s better than forking out $17 for some stranger to play with scissors behind my back.

  6. Good point good point. I’m not gonna say how much I really pay to get a haircut here in Philly. Shit ain’t cheap.

  7. I think your longer hair is reminiscent of Jim from The Office.
    I love Jim.
    WOW.

  8. What the hell am I supposed to hold onto now????

  9. Did you donate the excess to “Locks of Love”? Seems like you had enough to share, Mr. Emo Rocker.

  10. Nice emo pics. You going to post them on your myspace?

  11. You look way better with shorter hair!!

  12. You look skinny, JJ.

  13. I think you look a lot hotter now… especially after we’re done fucking!

  14. Camera phones are in great demand these days, i own at least two of them`”,

  15. Wait. You own “at least two” cell phones? What the fuck does that even mean? Is it two or is it more than two? And why should I care? So many mysteries in life.

  16. camera phones are very convenient coz they can take picture and calls at the same time”":

  17. I don’t give a shit what you think, Alexis. You’re a fucking asshole.


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